The other night Dawn threw on an old horror film, Asylum (1972), with (among others) Barbara Parkins and Herbert Lom. Here's its imdb plot summary:
"In order to secure a job at a mental institution, a young psychiatrist must interview four patients inside the asylum."
What's missing from that is the following sentence:
"The 45th President of the United States of America has a small role (no pun intended) as the diminutive doll killer in the last segment."
I tried to interest several of my friends in this, but outside my wife, (God bless her), I was unable to impress the urgency of this discovery upon them. Perhaps the finished product will, we shall see. I am very much of the opinion that when the friggin' President-elect is discovered in some cheesy old British horror film, playing a stiletto-wielding doll assassin no less, this constitutes big news.
So, I decided there had to be some kind of visual record. You're welcome, America.
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| DO IT. |
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| Also starring Patrick Magee as the Trump's first victim. |
I almost hesitate to include these last two, as I do not want to give the impression to the Secret Service nor to anyone else that I or anyone in the Dog Star Omnibus bullpen are promoting violence upon the person of the President-Elect, or anyone, or anything. This is just how the segment ends, G-men, not any kind of code or call to action. That said, if these or any of the above became widely-shared memes, or fodder for caption-this contests, it's worth running the risk of being waterboarded at Gitmo to share these with you.
Ladies and gentlemen, our next President.
