7.16.2020

Star Trek: The Next Generation, Conn Officers and More


As I was going through the seven seasons of TNG, I couldn't help but notice certain background players being used more than once. Or even just once, in some cases, if they were visually memorable enough. 

These characters are in each section of the ship, and some cross-over into multiple of them. Way too many to mention here, but I thought I'd showcase all * the ones that were at the Conn / Flight Ops station. That's the screen-left/stage-right ops station, between the Captain's chair and the main viewscreen.

* Not quite all, it turns out. Memory Alpha was way ahead of me here. They pretty much picked the show clean over there and should be the definitive resource for anything like the non-exhaustive list below. 

For most of his time on the show, Wesley Crusher was at Conn. After he left, there was a rotating Ensign.
Including some that shared the station before and during Wesley's time on the ship, here they are, in no particular order:



Not you.
Ensign Solis
(George de la Pena)
Ensign Torres
(Jimmy Ortega)
Ensign Allenby
(Mary Kohnert)
Ensign Anaya and Ensign Clancy
(Page Leong and Anne Elizabeth Ramsay)
Ensign Dern and Ensign Gibson
(Carlos Ferro and Jennifer Barlow.
Not to be confused with Jenn Barlow, the YouTube Disney Princess.)
Ensign Felton
(Sheila Franklin)
Ensign Graham
(Mary Grundt)
This character from "The Chase" is also listed as Ensign Graham, but I don't think she's actually named in the episode. She's played by Debra Dilley, who was in numerous episodes as numerous species.
Ensign Haskell
(Charles Douglass)
Ensign Levelle
(Dan Gauthier - I tried not to include anyone with a speaking part or too many lines - or larger roles like Ro or O'Brien who sat at Conn sometimes, but made an exception here. Lieutenant, I guess, not  Ensign!)
Ensign McKnight
(Pamela Winslow)
Ensign Monroe
(Jana Marie Hupp)

Most of the above only appear in an episode or two. Not the case with the next three:

Ensign Gates
(Joyce Robinson) Of the later seasons, she seemed to appear the most.
Ensign Rager (Lanei Chapman, showing two of her two-plus hairstyles. She wasn't in as many episodes, but she was one of the kidnapped personnel in "Schisms, below.)
Finally, here's Ensign Jae (Tracee Lee Cocco) who only appears in one or at most two episodes at Conn but is all over the show as a background player.
She's the Captain's date to Data's poetry reading.
And also Riker's date (clearly just to make the Captain jealous, whose neck I'm sure received nothing but eye daggers from her, sitting behind him) to Data and his Faux Mom's violin duet.
Here she is later in life as flanked by Elizabeth Dennehy (Lt. Shelby) and Hallie Tod (Lal)

Here are some Conn folks where I couldn't get a name - I'm sure the answer's out there somewhere - maybe even at Memory Alpha, but I couldn't find it. 


This Ten Forward extra did not sit at Conn. Maybe she was studying for the exam or something.
The woman on the left is a Science Officer of some kind. She's in a few different episodes. The woman on the right is unnamed, but her bowl haircut is somewhat memorable and she appears in several episodes and several stations.

And finally, just a few folks I saw over and over again throughout the show but didn't always catch a name. Most of these got a line or two here and there. There's actually a surprising amount of these; once I started looking at them I realized how many I missed.


Wait, this was an actual guest star, Maddy Calloway (Johanna McCloy). She makes out with Worf.
Here's both of the girls they tried to make work as workplace romances for Geordi: Ensign Gomez (Lycia Naff) and Ensign Tyler (Gina Ravvara).
Ensign Lopez (Tony Cruz.) He was in tons of episodes but only identified once, in "Birthright." Ditto for Michael Moorhead (known only as "Nurse.")
Nurse Martinez (Michel Braveheart). He's listed as "Medical Assistant" but I think he's referred to as a Nurse once or two.

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Where disagreement exists between any source, Memory Alpha or otherwise, the fault is undoubtedly mine. I like the verisimilitude that recurring background players, used sparingly, lends the show. I'm sure someone would make a more Identity-Politics-oriented argument for (or possibly against) it nowadays. I can't get behind any argument that doesn't look at TNG's lawful and forward-looking (and iFriendly) future as an unsullied positive.

7.14.2020

Joyland by Stephen King


“There are things that happened once upon a time and long ago, in a magical year when oil sold for $11 a barrel. The year I got my damn heart broke. The year I lost my virginity. The year I saved a nice little girl from choking and a fairly nasty old man from dying of a heart attack. The year a madman almost killed me on a Ferris Wheel. The year I wanted to see a ghost and didn’t… although I guess at least one of them saw me. The year I learned to talk a secret language and how to dance the Hokey Pokey in a dog costume. The year I discovered there are worse things than losing the girl. 
The year I was twenty-one, and still a greenie.”

The above, from the last few pages of HCC-112, Stephen King’s Joyland, makes a better summary/ recap than any back cover copy or wiki-summary I could quote. That’s the book right there. Only thing missing: “the year I met a boy with second sight and the year my plot arc ended with a big-ass storm.” Aka “the year I lived out a Stephen King novel.” 

A few months back I wrote a post on different ways of reading Stephen King. I used King as an example, although the same principle applies to any (or most any) author, really. But hey what do you know, here we are and King is again a pertinent example. There are two ways of reading Joyland. Well, at least two, but here are the two I’ll consider today: (1) As a Stephen King novel. (3) As a Hard Case Crime novel. 


As a King novel, I was surprised to discover I didn’t much care for it on reread. I liked it pretty well the first time I read it, but this time it felt mostly like just a lot of tricks, King in full-carny mode. * Everything seems designed to dazzle the eye and move things along but there’s not much “there” there besides a lot of stock characters, sentiments, and situations. All brought to life with King’s usual facility, of course, but there’s an awful lot of sales pitch here. King uses every one of his cheaper array of tricks, such as deliberately dangling incomplete information before the reader to create page-turning urgency. 

* There's a character in the novel (who is actually one of the maybe-he's-the-killer suspects, so I won't name him) that seems to me like King donning a two-dimensional diving suit (as Grant Morrison referred to the action of an author putting himself directly into the story: something King knows a thing or two about!). Which one is he? I leave it to readers to deduce...

One of many examples: the holding back of the killer’s identity once Devin figures it out, despite the inevitable (and immediate) “I know you know and I’ll kill your pretty girlfriend unless you meet me at the so-and-so” that follows the conversation. But also just the narrative tone of nostalgia. A little of that goes a long way. When I read “when you’re twenty-one, life is a roadmap. It’s only when you get to be twenty-five or so that you begin to suspect you’ve been looking at the map upside down, and not until forty are you entirely sure” in the early part of the book, it’s fine. It’s more than fine – it’s the voice of aged wisdom looking back at youth, etc. In the first few pages you feel like you're settling into that and it's aA fine voice for a novel. But there’s something like that on every other page. By the time I got to “When it comes to the past, everyone writes fiction” before even page 50, I was telling the narrator "ok you need to knock that off, friend" in my head. 


The main protagonist Devin is one of King’s boy scout protagonists (see Finders Keepers, Dreamcatcher, et al). The villain starts as one of King’s stock characters and ends as another, right down to super-villain monologues and shouting out ad-jingles, etc. This on top of other King clichés, some mentioned above but others strewn throughout, made me re-evaluate this one as one of King’s lesser efforts. Some nice period nostalgia here there and around the square, and (it being a King novel) a fairly effortless read, despite its overwrought tone, but there’s fifty King books I’d recommend to the proverbial Young King Reader before this one. 

(It’s also reminiscent of Bag of Bones in a lot of respects. I really need to re-read that one again. Now would be a good time while this is fresh in mind so I could better sketch out the similarities between the works. But I think I’ll be continuing with my HCC reading for a spell longer before taking a break. More exciting backstage dispatches as events unfold.)

That said, the right movie/ show that followed the events of the book in the exact order they’re written and true to the tone/ everything might actually be a masterpiece. Weird, eh? It’s one of those right-trick-of-light books for a film adaptation. We’ll see, I guess, how the upcoming adaptation approaches things. I hope there’s no one in bad old man make-up narrating things from a nursing home bed. 


Now, switching to As a Hard Case Crime Novel. At first glance, it’s an awkward fit; this is clearly a collection of King clichés, simply repackaged as new product. Anyone who’s studied King’s work can take this one part and see the “Made in Bag of Bones” or “Here Comes the Telepathic Kid” stamps on different pieces of construction. (While we're here, King lifted Joyland's ending for later use in Elevation, as well, tweaking it only a little bit. I wonder if he's aware of this, or, more specifically, his editor is/was?) 

Yet, this actually works pretty darn well as boilerplate for other non-author-specific genre things. So many of the things we see here (the dog barking at the empty haunted house ride, Erin with her research and info-dump, the skeptic of the group seeing the ghost, losing one’s virginity to the hot mom, the reveal of the villain – who really could only be one person, which is of itself kind of a genre staple: the not-really-a-reveal-reveal/ process-of-elimination-has-to-be-one-of-these-characters,-right? process) are the kind of things we’d see in certain type of horror movie. The King elements that might distract me a little if viewing the work as another King work don’t distract if viewing them as complementing a more traditional horror/mystery narrative. 

In other words, this is kind of a great Hard Case Crime novel, and it's those elements of it that the King-reader in my identifies me as boilerplate-King that really move things along. It's not my favorite King by a long stretch, but it definitely fits in well with the HCC catalog. If there's a perfect marriage of HCC/genre-novel and Stephen King, Joyland is probably it. It's only too bad he didn't have The Stand, another awesome-but-uneasy genre/King blend, lying around to give to Charles Ardai when he came sniffing around for product. "Sure, here's something for your little book line." That'd have been mega. 

So I find myself in the weird position of assigning three different grades: A C+ as a straight-King effort, a solid A- as a Hard Case Crime novel, and maybe a B as a standalone genre effort. I mean, is it better than Peter Benchley's Jaws? That's a good benchmark for this sort of book. Yes, it is. 


And still another: if it was the only King book to exist (a What-If scenario I enjoy considering) none of my eye-rolling about certain King go-tos would exist, so how would I rate it then? Probably  a B+ with a "I liked that - I'll read more by him". Why is this? All of the above, though I'm not quite sure I conveyed how it all breaks down in my head in this post. 

"History is the collective and ancestral shit of the human race, a great big and ever growing pile of crap. Right now, we're standin at the top of it, but pretty soon we'll be buried under the doodoo of generations yet to come. That's why your folks' clothes look so funny in old photographs, to name but a single example. And, as someone who's destined to buried beneath the shit of your children and grandchildren, 
I think you should be just a leetle more forgiving.”


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The Hard Case Crime Chronicles will continue with...
Quarry's Choice by Max Allan Collins.
Appearing sooner or later. See you then.