7.25.2014

The Ray Bradbury Theater: The Town Where No One Got Off

Superman has his Fortress of Solitude; I have the TV Tomb of Mystery. Speak, friend, and enter. You are not imagining this.

Today's excursion:

The fourth episode of the first season of:

These days naming an episode "The Town Where No One Got Off" might give rise to a few snickers from the audience. It did at the time, too, at least for me. I first saw this some Saturday afternoon in the late 80s and though it cast a long shadow in my imagination, at the time and for years afterward I had no idea what show it was. (Insert long digression on no cable guide at the time and no TV Guide handy.)

Incidentally, one of the first things I ever looked up at imdb, within days of first getting an AOL account, was Jeff Goldblum, just to finally put a name to the "That one story with the train where he's walking around that small town."
The 80s were the last great age of anthology shows. The Ray Bradbury Theater, which ran on HBO for two seasons and on the USA Network for four additional seasons, premiered in an era that had revivals of both The Twilight Zone and Alfred Hitchcock Presents and original content anthologies like Freddy's Nightmares and Amazing Stories.

What separated TRBT from all of them - and any other show that has ever been produced, to my knowledge - was that not only was every episode based on the work of a single author but also that the author himself wrote every episode. (And like all anthology shows, you need a distinctive opening.)

Bradbury was reluctant to return to television when Larry Wilcox (yes of CHiPS fame) approached him with the idea of the show: "I had been spoiled by my experiences with Hitchcock and after he left TV more than twenty years ago, I did very little... [Wilcox] assured me he would be very protective. I would be in on casting, editing, and could write whatever I wanted to write."


In addition to his many years as a playwright and theater director, Bradbury had a considerable background in television and film, having written Moby Dick for John Huston, so he brought a lot of experience to the table both with adapting an author's work and working with actors. Which worked pretty well for the show in my opinion. More often than not, an author's involvement in the realization of his or her work in another medium works against it. Not so here. The Bradbury of the page is transferred pretty faithfully to the screen.

Your own take on things will likely depend on one of two things: your opinion of Bradbury's work itself and your tolerance for deteriorated film stock. A proper transfer - if still actually possible; who knows the state of the original film - would probably enhance the show's reputation. Production value decreased from season to season, sometimes from episode to episode. This sometimes helps more than hurts as it focuses attention on the prose or the theme, but to be sure, sometimes it's distracting.


The opening credits were trimmed over the years until they just basically just flashed the title onscreen with barely any of the original narration. And while the old intro definitely went on too long, it was not without its charms.

The different mementos of Bradbury's office are of if nothing else anthropological interest.
And they made a big deal of Bradbury looking around the room "Now-let-me-see-here"-ing things, before the camera settled on an object, which would fade into the opening of the episode itself.
Or in the case of "The Town Where No One Got Off" into a whole 'nother preamble.
This one with a cameo from Disney legend Ward Kimball.
He and Bradbury were friends of longstanding.
Onto the episode itself. I've read a fair bit of Bradbury but never this particular short story, so I can't weigh in on whether or not it's a successful transition from page to screen. I love what we see, though. The atmosphere of this one - from the synth scoring to the wind blowing the autumn leaves down unfriendly, empty small town streets - is top notch.

The plot is simple enough. Cogswell, an unpublished writer, looks dreamily out the train window at the small town beyond.


Sounding a little like the protagonist of the Twilight Zone episode "A Stop at Willoughby," he sees the town as a representation of a less hurried, less manic way of life. The passenger sitting across from him teases him for being overly idealistic. ("Bleeding hearts and their heads buried in the past...") He dares Cogswell to get off at the town and see for himself whether or not his romantic ideas live up to reality.

Which he does, rather impulsively.
Old Man played by Ed McNamara.
From the station, he walks around town, looking for a room and finding only unfriendly locals and deserted streets.

The location scout deserves a shout-out; the town is perfect. (And perfectly photographed.)
He suddenly realizes the Old Man from the station is tailing him.

The heart of the episode is the ensuing conversation between the Old Man and Cogswell. It slowly dawns on Cogswell, as the Old Man talks about having murder in his heart and how he's been waiting for an opportunity to kill someone - a drifter, say, whom no one knows, who just happened to get off the train - that he might be in physical danger.


This does not stop him - somewhat improbably - from following the Old Man into his murderin' lair some kind of abandoned structure. 

"I've got a bottle in there," he provides as explanation.
Uhhh...

Just as the Old Man seems to be working to the climax of his "And now I will murder you, random stranger" speech, Cogswell turns the tables by declaring how remarkable it is to meet someone with whom he has so much in common. He, too, has dreamed of murdering someone and thought perhaps if he could only get off in a town where no one knows him, he might happen upon a stranger, himself, and get him alone so he could shoot him with "this revolver in my pocket."

The Old Man - showing the same sort of gullibility as Cogswell did, following him into the shack - accepts his assurance that he has a revolver and they leave in an uneasy stalemate.
The episode ends with each of them back where they started:
Cogswell looking out the window  -
- and the Old Man waiting - probably in vain - outside of it.
At least one viewer decried the difference in tone between the original prose and this adaptation. As discussed here:

"Bradbury's original ending makes it clear that the town represents a state of mind for our hero: Now the darkness that had brought us together stood between. The old man, the station, the town, the forest, were lost in the night. For an hour I stood in the roaring blast staring back at all that darkness."

"Although this is an effective little shocker, and appealing for its almost reverential attempt to dramatize the central dialogue between Cogswell and the old man, it disappointingly takes away any role for the imagination, or for psychological explanations of the hero's behavior."

Reverential is a good word for the overall Bradbury approach. It's probably more interesting to wonder at story's end whether or not Cogswell is or is not a killer himself, but I also like the disillusioned but quick-thinking Cogswell of the episode.

I don't love every episode of The Ray Bradbury Theater - which makes sense as I don't love every story I've read by him, either - but the ones I do, like this one, are a successful blend of dreamscape and verisimilitude. No one quite sounds like anyone you've ever met yet they're all familiar; no one's actions or motivations are traditionally explainable yet their inner worlds are easy to see and well-described.

Bradbury once wrote that "you have to stay drunk on writing so reality won't destroy you." This explains to my satisfaction why I often find his stories to be somewhat disorienting. But usually worth it and always unique. Alternately nostalgic and eccentric, with unexpected darkness, it's tempting to see his work as an intoxicating hedge against reality's war of attrition against your childhood sense of wonder.

"The Town Where No One Got Off" was directed by Don McBrearty and adapted by Ray Bradbury from his original short story.

The Closet of Mystery is an ongoing catalog of one man's attempt to stave off the acquisition of any more impulse-buy DVDs until he can take better inventory of the ones already in his possession.

7.21.2014

Friday the 13th the Series: And Now the News

Superman has his Fortress of Solitude; I have the TV Tomb of Mystery. Dare you join me in crossing its threshold? Speak, friend, and enter. You are not imagining this.

Today's excursion:

The third episode of the second season of:

When this aired in the late 80s, it was the 2nd most popular syndicated show behind Star Trek: The Next Generation. Here's the voice-over prologue that opened the early episodes:

"Lewis Vendredi * made a deal with the devil to sell cursed antiques. But he broke the pact, and it cost him his soul. Now, his niece Micki and her cousin Ryan have inherited the store... and with it, the curse. Now they must get everything back and the real terror begins."


* For those non-French speakers in the audience, "Vendredi" is French for "Friday."

Not mentioned or pictured above is Chris Wiggins as Jack Marshak:


He's not featured in "And Now the News," so he won't factor into any of the below, but he was the scholarly father-figure of the bunch. (Think Niles from Buffy or Artie Nielson from Warehouse 13.) Eventually, Ryan (John D. LeMay) left the show and was replaced by a character named Johnny Ventura (Steve Monarque.) But that's an excursion for another afternoon.

In case you want to look at the show's imdb page, it was re-named Friday's Curse at some point, and that's how it's listed over there. It will always be Friday the 13th: The Series to me, and for what it's worth that's the name under which it's re-run on Me-TV Saturday afternoons, so someone should tell them. 

The show had no connection to the Friday the 13th film franchise, though fans of the show have a few theories as to how they tie together. (My personal favorite is that Jason's hockey mask was one of the haunted items from the store, let loose into the world for the spread of evil by Satan, Inc. Hell, it makes as much sense as anything else in the movies; considerably more, in fact.)

Each episode sank or swam according to the strength of its haunted object -

an antique radio in the case of "And Now the News" -
and the performances of its guest stars. This one does well on both counts.

Kate Trotter plays Dr. Avril Carter, caretaker of the haunted radio, and
plays Dr. Kevin Finch, head of the insane asylum / her doomed colleague.
Kate's performance is both severe and over-the-top. Which are exactly the right notes to strike when guest-starring on this series. Subtlety should be left at the door.
Other characters include the sort of folks you'd imagine in an insane asylum: the cynical orderly, the nurse who barges into a room and yells "DOCTOR!" only to be told that "DAMN IT, I'M WITH A PATIENT!" and a few different inmates, including one listed amusingly as "Hulk Maniac" in the credits. 

The way the haunted radio (which, we see ominously, has a frayed cord i.e. it's powered exclusively by Satan) works is like this: first, it broadcasts future-news related to Dr. Carter's career advancement i.e. "Dr. Carter received the Nobel Prize for her pioneering work at the insane asylum, etc." This is followed by different news related to the death of a patient at the asylum, which she then must make happen. She places the radio in the identified patient's room, where it then narrates some horrifying chain of events designed to make the patient take his or her own life rather than face them. i.e. one of the patients is afraid of fire, so the radio "breaks" the story of an out of control fire that has trapped everyone at the insane asylum, causing the patient to leap from the window in terror. Dr. Carter then collects the radio, goes back to her office, and receives an 'attagirl from Radio Satan.

Micki and Ryan get wind of the haunted radio being the property of a deceased mental patient at the asylum and go to investigate. 
They get the runaround, so Ryan decides to hop the electrified fence. "This is crazy," says Micki.
"Trust me."
He's quickly apprehended, scolded, then let loose. At which point, Micki opts for Plan B:

Which brings us to what separates Friday the 13th from the pack. Namely:


First, her name is Robey. Why civilization has not stopped everything to suss out the meaning and mystery of this is beyond me. How can we so brazenly carry on with our everyday lives while this modern-day Sphinx tasks us to solve its riddle? Second, her accent defies description; it is unlike any other accent ever recorded on television, perhaps on Planet Earth. It's inconsistent, for one. In this episode, she says "Or perhaps we could took to someone" while in others, she pronounces "talk" the way it's pronounced anywhere else in the English-speaking world. This happens every episode. Third, she carries herself as if she's a pleated trouser amongst blue jeans. Her every move and mannerism suggests such inflated self-regard that the viewer is constantly asking his or herself, "Is she, like, royalty * or something?" (With perhaps the follow-up question, "If she is... I mean, why the hell is she named "Robey?") 

* Interestingly enough, she was royalty, for a short time. She married Charles Beauclerk, Earl of Burford, in 1994; they were divorced in 2001.

It's almost as if she's an alien in human form whom we see forever experiencing human emotion for the first time. Not that she's unattractive, or that I'm writing these remarks from a "Who the hell does she think she is" perspective. It's just that after the third or fourth time you've seen her stroll across the set as if she was balancing a candle on her forehead, you find yourself yelling out questions at the tv screen.

Or at least I do. 

And fourth, as charitably as I can possibly put it, her over-acting has got to be at least half of the reason why anyone watches the show.


Both Wiggins and LeMay (and later Monarque) play to type (Wiggins very staid and proper; LeMay / Monarque, very smart-ass) Robey goes her own crazy way in every episode. Micki's actions are often unfathomable, and her reactions vary so wildly that you can't get any kind of handle on a throughline. I'm tempted to say this was a genius move on the actress' part, as it keeps the viewer glued to any scene she's in to see what crazy thing she's going to do next. Take this scene for example, where she handles the telephone as if she is trying to merge it with her face.


Was it intentional? Tough to say for sure. I'm tempted to say no, of course it wasn't, but there's little to cross-reference from her c.v. Outside of bit parts in Raw Deal and The Money Pit, Robey's acting career was pretty much limited to this show. (She is the female lead in a crazy-sounding movie entitled Play Nice (1992) but I've never seen it. It's definitely on the list, though.)

Are these Barbies?
Whatever the case, re-cast the role with just about anyone else, and you might focus on other aspects of production that are wanting (the effects, some of the plot conveniences/ silliness, etc.) But with Robey in the frame, all you can do is say "Robey? Robey?" to yourself in a stupefied tone, over and over.



Anyway, Dr. Carter is told by the radio that Dr. Finch must die, so die he does:

Shoved into "Hulk Maniac's" cell, where he's savagely beaten to death.
Micki and Ryan show up, get captured and slapped around a bit, but Dr. Carter's lack of urgency in feeding their souls to Radio Satan causes the tables to be turned.

Her attempts to reason with it elicit only her own electrocution.
Literally seconds after this radio just fried the doctor and shot both herself and Ryan across the room with lightning bolts, she approaches it and picks it up.
There's a fun little bit at the ending. Just as Micki is bemoaning the difficulties they face in tracking down all of these haunted artifacts, the radio suddenly switches on and promises a way to make everything easier for the both of them, for a price.


They hurriedly put it in the vault with the other supernatural oddities and bolt the door before it can tell them anymore. Roll credits.

The show had a great, moody theme song, easily the equal of its better-known counterpart from Tales from the Darkside. You can hear it here.

"And Now the News" was directed by Bruce Pittman and written by Richard Benner. It's a good representational example of the series: much of the plot hinges on some pretty wild coincidences, (unlocked doors, characters knowing things - like where to turn on and off the power at the insane asylum - they really shouldn't, convenient lack of security / surveillance at key points of entry, etc.) Robey acts crazy, Ryan does something stupid, and the taken-for-granted-by-everyone-in-the-cast idea of a malevolent force beyond our world that promises things to people if they perform some act of evil on its behalf but is unable to prevent Micki and Ryan from finding (and besting) its proxies. 

As well as some groovy atmosphere and memorable imagery.

Back to the shelf with you, "And Now the News." Until next time.

The Closet of Mystery is an ongoing catalog of one man's attempt to stave off the acquisition of any more impulse-buy DVDs until he can take better inventory of the ones already in his possession.

7.14.2014

Cheers (1982 to 1993)

Collecting all the Cheers-related posts here at the Omnibus; click on the title to take you to the post and salud.


SOMETIMES YOU 
WANT TO GO...




"If you start with "Give Me a Ring Sometime" (Season 1, Episode 1) and end with "I Do and Adieu (Season 5, Episode 26) you have the beginning, middle, and end of a great novel."





"The established show was still there, but it was as if it was told to pack for a trip and had to leave the more comprehensive version of itself behind. (...) If it lost a bit of its altitude, though, it never was in any danger of crashing; more importantly, it kept the brand alive and preserved the fun of the show."




"I could watch the series finale every day. When Danson turns the bar’s lights out, it’s that rare moment in TV where it feels incredibly real and earned and sweet." - Amy Poehler




"The rivalry was pretty one-sided; at the time of the first Bar Wars episode, the record stood at 173-to-1 in favor of Gary. (How either bar found the time to stage 174 sporting competitions is never explained.)"



"Naturally, while Cheers was still on the air nothing substantial or arc-altering was going to happen to any of the characters while appearing on another show. As Frasier wasn't bound by this, the powers that be could continue the characters' arcs in ways they couldn't before. "


and




"Janeway's mission was a complete success. From that point on, Sam Malone's heart belonged to Starfleet. Witness the evolution of the character over the series from conflicted recovering alcoholic to one-dimensional womanizer: all the better to deflect his true mission as host and enabler to an increasing roster of spies from the future."