3.05.2021

Master of Reality (1971)

In the beginning was the Word, and it was Ozzy, Tony, Geezer, and Bill. Join me on my dark Hajj through their discography, album after drug-drenched album. This is the way.


(1971)


"In Black Sabbath: Symptom of the Universe, Mick Wall writes that on their third album 'the Sabbath sound took a plunge into even greater darkness. Bereft even of reverb, leaving their sound as dry as old bones dug up from some desert burial plot, the finished music's brutish force would so alarm the critics they would punish Sabbath in print for being blatantly thuggish, purposefully mindless, creepy, and obnoxious. Twenty years later groups like Smashing Pumpkins and Nirvana, would excavate the same heaving lung sound (and) be rewarded with critical garlands.'" 


So says the wiki. It's quite true; the sloggishness of this record (and two of the next three) was pretty popular with late 80s and early 90s bands. Moreso than any of the ones mentioned: Kyuss and Dinosaur, Jr., who each in turn birthed many bands in their wake. (I'll link to a specifically-Sabbath-y Kyuss song when we get to Sabotage.) For his part, Ozzy doesn't remember much about recording Master of Reality "apart from the fact that Tony detuned his guitar to make it easier to play, Geezer wrote 'Sweet Leaf' about all the dope we'd been smoking, and 'Children of the Grave' was the most kick-ass song we'd ever recorded."

I haven’t read either Ozzy's memoir or Symptom of the Universe, but I want to. That goes for Bill Ward's and Geezer Butler's and Dio's, too, if he has one. And any other books or Mojo retrospectives. That’d be one cool shelf. I’ll keep it in mind for the windowsill at the retirement home.

"Third album syndrome" is an occupational hazard, as much as "coke album" or others are for a recording band of any stature. A band usually has a backlog of material for its first few albums and then finds itself writing new material in the studio for the third one. Master of Reality feels like that a bit. It's really grown on me over the years, though. 

The cover’s kind of lame. Admire its pop art sensibilities, perhaps. Maybe if this ever got enshrined as “Black Sabbath Font” it’d feel more consequential, or the black and purple pairing the "Black Sabbath effect." To me it looks like they didn’t come up with a cover.


The original vinyl came with a poster of the band in a misty forest, at least.


Things get started with "S
weet Leaf." That's Geezer coughing on a spliff there, immortalized on vinyl. This is one that has has escaped rational consideration and escaped into iconography. The groove is a little TOO slow for me, though. It’s not really a favorite or one I put on mixes for myself. But I acknowledge its stature and metal-stoniness and pay all appropriate respects.

Next: "After Forever" This just doesn’t gel, and it’s too bad. The structure is sound, the lyrics aren’t bad, the ideas are good, mainly Ozzy (or someone) just feels a step off. Geezer gave Ozzy a lot of lyrics to cram in, on this one and “Into the Void,” but he’s a bit more successful in the latter. An overtly Christian song despite such lines as "Would you like to see the pope on the end of a rope / do you think he's a fool?"

The album has a couple of intros/ outros given their own names, like "Embryo ." This leads into the best track of the album and an acknowledged Sabbath classic, "Children of the Grave." Metal can be boiled down to this riff, an audience headbanging before intermittent flames, and Ozzy’s vocals filling out the aural space. And that helicopter-drum sound added over things. Doesn’t even matter what he’s singing, but “all you children of today are children of the grave, YEAH!” is (wait for it) pretty metal.




"Orchid" is pretty little filler to start off side two. I like acoustic interludes on metal albums. Again, we have Sabbath to thank for such things, as it became something of a tradition. This leads into "Lord of the World", where that bubbling-bong Sabbath pace (at the speed of bongs!) proceeds with customary swagger. I don’t know what Ozzy is on about (“you made me master of the world…” and the lines around it) but who cares. Not a favorite, but I like the direction/ attempt and structure. There it is again. Bill, Geezer, and Tony worked well together; I look at them as the structural engineers of all the best Sabbath, building aqueducts to stand the centuries as Ozzy (and later Dio et al) run along the top screaming out to the masses. 

Speaking of that at-the-speed-of-bongs velocity of Sabbath, you know what’s a great neo-Sabbath groove? Everything on Soundgarden’s Badmotorfinger. That album is the best album Sabbath never recorded. Not in a derivative way, just along the lines of the general theme of this series of all rivers leading back to Sabbath. We'll hear from them again momentarily.

"Solitude" is MOR's “Planet Caravan,” so it’s a bit “mellow Sabbath by numbers” and you can see that sort of thing start to creep up in their catalog on this album, I guess. Still cool and all. Dreamy and effective.

And the album wraps up with "Into the Void." I guess this one was difficult to get down, according to all involved. Maybe they overthought it. The syncopation between riff and percussion isn’t totally straightforward, but it just doesn’t click the way it should.  (There’s an alternate take on CD 2 of the expanded version that to my ears sounds a bit more together.) When the second riff and verses coming in, everything goes back to clicking, though - no doubt there. I kind of wish they got the first part down a little more forcefully, though, as it sounds like it’d have rocked. (You know who did? Soundgarden: their version kicks ass.) 

The rest of the song is pretty killer. Not a top tier song for me but plenty of hooks and headbanging.. Iommi should’ve saved a couple of these riffs for songs of their own! There are perhaps two or three too many. Not that I mind. 

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And that's a wrap on Master of Reality. It was hated when it came out, but its reputation improved over time. That seems right. Definitely a step down from Paranoid, but practically anything would be.  Dirtgrub-metal in the basement on the couch playing some Nintendo, lava lamp and black light optional, gurgling bongs and lots of dubious mustachery: not a bad recipe for a metal album, then or now. 


2 comments:

  1. (1) I had not made the connection between Sabbath and grunge (and its offshoots), but holy crap, it's right there, isn't it?

    (2) That cover is alright, but compared to the two that came before it - and certainly to the one which graced their first album -- it may as well be a brown paper bag.

    "To me it looks like they didn’t come up with a cover." -- Some graphic artist got paid for this! I bet they went on a weekend-long bender and whipped this up ten minutes before their presentation and everyone just shrugged and said sure, why not.

    (3) "Sweet Leaf" -- I was such a lame kid in high school that I didn't even get what this song was about. And that's probably a good thing, but sheesh, Young Bryant, you sucked. I think I eventually developed a theory that it was about the stuff the Hobbits were always smoking in "The Lord of the Rings." I mean, Zeppelin did some Hobbit songs, so why not Sabbath? Anyways, I myself adore this song.

    (4) "After Forever" -- Can I confess something? I know absolutely nothing about post-Ozzy Black Sabbath. However, I imagine that it all sounds like this, except with Ronnie James Dio on vocals. I don't hate this song or anything, but it does nothing for me. And I agree, I think it's Ozzy who's off. I don't think he likes the song; he feels as if he's singing out of obligation, not excitement.

    (5) "Children of the Grave" -- This slaps. This fucks. All the current slang, whatever it is, this song does that. This is one of those riffs that has got to be singlehandedly responsible for tens of thousands of teenage dirtbags deciding they wanted to play guitar or bass. And a decent percentage of them likely succeeded, which means the impact this one song has had on metal probably cannot be overestimated. Stone-cold perfection.

    "Metal can be boiled down to this riff, an audience headbanging before intermittent flames, and Ozzy’s vocals filling out the aural space." -- Insert maximum thumbs-up here.

    (6) It should not be legal for Ozzy Osbourne to look as young as he looks in that photo beneath the "Children of the Grave" section. That's just incongruous with reality.

    (7) "Orchid" -- This feels like it ought to have appeared in George Romero's "Knightriders" somewhere. This is a useless comment, and I apologize for it. I will do better on the next one!

    (8) "Lord of This World" -- I hadn't heard this one in forever! It's not one of my favorites, either, but it's one that definitively scratches whatever itch is labeled "Black Sabbath" in my mental warehouse. No complaints about anything that scratches that itch.

    (9) "Solitude" -- HOLY SHIT.

    As soon as this began, I felt like I'd fallen through a time warp. This was a song I absolutely loved in high school, and I'd apparently forgotten it even existed. How is that even possible?

    When I am inevitably put in charge of producing a "Duma Key" miniseries, this is going to be in it hot and heavy over an Edgar-recuperates montage. And then it's going to come back in some way toward the end, but I ain't got that one figured out yet.

    (10) "Into the Void" -- See comments on "Lord of This World." And add this: I've never been a big Soundgarden fan, but I've always kind of felt like it was my fault for just not getting them. I don't dislike them, but I just never clicked with them. Their cover of this is terrific, though.

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    1. (1) So much so they should've sued Sabbath for paternity! That would have been a great trial. The music video for it is already playing in my head.

      (2) That's probably it, right there, as far as how the cover got to be "the cover." The money budgeted for it probably got hoovered up Geezer's nostrils. Oh, oops, we need a cover. "Hey, man, your MIND creates the UNIVERSE, youknowwhatimsaying? (bubbling bong)"

      (3) Oh I loved this one in high school. One of those I played all the time on my old Montoya guitar.

      (5) "This slaps. This fucks." Nice. This reminds me of a few years ago I was writing a season-long story for my fantasy baseball league, since retired. One of the characters was Landon Donovan, the soccer player, who it amused me to write as always saying improbably-profane or dirty slang, with a recurring tagline of "I can (do this), I can (do that)," then erupting to the heavens "I CAN FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!" It became a thing for a few years to yell this. When he came to town with LA to play the Chicago Fire, some of my friends were at the game and got the entire supporter section yelling "Landon fucks! Landon fucks!" A proud moment? Sure.

      (Related: in the 90s I used to watch NFL with a group of folks and we had several off-color running jokes, as groups of guys who get together to watch NFL normally will. Mine was a rather uncharitable observation about Kurt Warner's wife, which eventually grew to the suggestion she had certain body parts associated traditionally with men. Cut to the Rams coming to Foxboro and my friend having a seat right where the visiting team comes out. "HEY KURT WARNER, YOUR WIFE HAS A DIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!!" Apparently he and several other players looked around, puzzled.

      These days they'd start a national ad campaign over such harrassment. Put a different spin on the above and perhaps it's all awful stories. ANyway. Heckling sports people used to be an art; it's not about the homophobia or anything but coming up with creative ways to tell them they suck.

      Anyway! Yes. Landon Donovan's review of "Children of the Grave" was "I showed you what these calves could do on the pitch, I showed you what LAndycakes can do in the boudoir, now let Sabbath rip you a new one! I can sew! I can hunt! I CAN FUCK! LANDON FUCKS!"

      There was also another character in that story ("Chi-chi") a little boy whose dream was to bang the Mediterranean. As in the body of water. Landon raised funds to get him his Make-a-Wish and they dropped him in the water near Gibraltar, and he thrust/banged that sea all the way to the Levantine coast. I digress.

      (6) I liked Soundgarden back in teh day, but grunge / 90s metal in general had a short shelf life with me. Still does. I'm kinda rediscovering Soundgarden a little the past month, thanks entirely to Sabbath.

      (7) Love that idea re: "Duma Key!" I had occasion to bring up that book in my review of Vol. 4, forthcoming. Any chance to do so, really, I take.

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