10.09.2018

Star Trek: Voyager (Season Five)


Brannon Braga's first year as showrunner of VOY featured episodes scripted by such luminaries as Nick Sagan, Ronald D. Moore, and Bryan Fuller. It came out alongside the final season of DS9 s7 and Insurrection in the theaters.

With that barest of intros, let's launch into my least-to-most favorites of the season.


25.

An alien collective, the think-tank of the title, offers to help Voyager if Seven of Nine will join them in exchange for their assistance.

Casting Jason Alexander as a Delta Quadrant super-brain consultant in Space-Metal clothes was an idea best resisted.

...

Might've made a fine storybook record, though. I'd be tickled pink if that had actually been the writers' (Rick Berman, Brannon Braga, Michael Taylor) intent.


24.

When Torres is attacked by a reasonably cool homage to Alien, the Doctor creates a hologram of a Cardassian doctor to help treat her, then learns that the doctor was a war criminal who performed medical experiments on Bajorans during the Occupation.

Meh. Not a bad performance from the Cardassian dude (Palmer from The Thing), but the whole thing is a bit contrived. 

I like the idea of creating a "holographic work of art" to aid the Doctor in problems. But why would Crell Moset be programmed into the database without any mention of alleged war crimes? Does this make sense? I could understand if it was a Cardassian-created piece of technology or something, but nope - seems to be missing solely to set up this ethical quandary. Which is what we in the blogging/nerd-factory biz call "unearned." 

And why would it be so subsequently easy for the Doctor to verify once it was brought to his attention? Come on now. This is the "Conscience of the King" problem, adapted for Voyager, minus Shatner. (And even Shatner can't save that one.)

23.

The personalities of individuals which Seven of Nine has assimilated begin to resurface, giving her the Borg equivalent of multiple personality disorder.

Regarding the beginning (someone has been breaking into the galley and wreaking havoc) it makes little sense that there would be any mystery about some mess hall bandit. Or that the opportunity would even exist on a Starfleet ship of limited rations. But maybe this is a subtle point about the 24th century: they've evolved beyond constant surveillance/ camcorders everywhere. This would certainly be consistent with other Trek(s) which - somewhat cruelly, in hindsight - did not prepare us for the lived-reality of the future, i.e. constant surveillance over a variety of platforms from cradle to grave. Then again, at some point between now and the Trek future, we get some kind of global cataclysm before humanity sorts itself out, so we're probably in that downward-arc part of the curve before it leads up to the shimmering future of Starfleet. I keep reading the Asian papers for the rise of Khan. Noonien Singh, that is, not Imran. I'll keep you posted.

Anyway, maybe the mess hall bandit is just the opportunity cost you have for living in a free society. I could live with that. (Sorry, Neelix.)

Dog-Star-Omnibus-to-this-episode: Stop saying vinculum.

Species 6339: Terrible faces, but seriously awesome outfits
Silly mind-meld set piece.

Doesn't quite resolve itself as interestingly as it might have. Some nice work from Ryan - these sorts of episodes must be fun for an actor, and she makes the most of the opportunity -  but meh.

22.

Harry becomes infatuated with Tal, an alien independentist aboard a volatile multi-generational ship and lands Voyager in hot water. Janeway orders Harry to break up with her, and Harry's all "No freaking way." Revolution ensues.

Does the chemistry work between Harry and Tal? Sure - for my part it works, but the script doesn't give them anything to do. It really goes off the rails once Harry starts making his insurrectionist declarations of love.

Certainly not the fault of anyone in the cast, or guest star Musetta Vander.

I enjoyed all the references to alien/human sex irregularities. ("Your epidermis luminesced." "Your beta endorphins are abnormally elevated." Actually that last one might just happen with regular old human sex. Did I actually look up beta endorphins? Nope. Will I do so now? Nope.) 

Mention was made in the comments from last time of the spotty record non-Roddenberry Trek has with sexual relationships. I say non-Roddenberry Trek because for as crazy as much of the TOS/supporting-Roddenberry-archival-material exploration of sexual relationships is, it's bold and very much of-its-era. The Berman-era is characterized more by a PG sensibility. I don't fault it for this. But I kind of wish some cracked old pervert like Gene gave some notes on this one; it'd have made it more compelling. Maybe that says more about me than "The Disease," I don't know. 

I recently discovered Charles Rocket's RI connection. I worked with some of the alums of the bands/scene mentioned in that link for a few years in the 90s. A curious, wonderful group of folks. RIP, Mr. Claverie.

I liked this bit at the end.

21.

The Doctor's program is taken over by an artificially intelligent missile determined to use Voyager to complete its deadly mission - the destruction of an entire civilization.

I'd have preferred "Smart Bomb" for a title, myself. It seems like the script was written with that at least on the whiteboard. I wonder if the network brass nixed it? Is there commentary/ any notes on the DVD? If ex-Voyager people are reading this - hey you never know- inquiring minds want to know.

I like how it's set up as a Nomad echo and then subverts that expectation, but then it kind of just echoes "Darkling." Didn't "Darkling" happen only in s4? Not a bad helping of Trek casserole, but despite some good stuff from Janeway throughout and a script that has a meta-zen quality to it that's somewhat enjoyable, it never really comes together. The script is always a little too on the nose. It'd have benefited from some "NOMAD! YOU'RE IN CONTACT WITH THE UNIT SPOCK!" theatrics.


Garrett Wang has talked about how Harry lacked opportunities to grow because the powers that be were of a "Well, someone has to be the Ensign" mindset. I can appreciate both their caution and an it's-always-someone's-first-episode approach. But it sometimes gets to be a bit much seeing Harry constantly struggle with the same rookie guilt/ uncertainty. He's a likable fellow, and that comes through quite easily, but I share (as a viewer) the actor's frustration with his lack of opportunity to ever grow out of it.


A spirited performance from Trek vet Steven Dennis as Onquanii, while we're here.

20.
"Dark Frontier" 
pts. 1 and 2.

Janeway's plan to steal a transwarp coil from the Borg goes awry when the Borg Queen retrieves Seven of Nine and threatens to assimilate the entire crew. The crew launches a bold plan to rescue Seven from the Borg Queen. Narrow escape, massive explosion.

Janeway just doesn't sound like Janeway a lot of the times here, does she? Particularly with her attitude to the Borg. Isn't what she plots out kind of anti-Janeway? Is it all that different from what she morally disapproves of in "Equinox?" Did Janeway not see "I, Borg"?

For all its verbiage about studying the Borg - and the price/ opportunity cost of acquiring such know-how and for all the cool-Borg visuals (and there are lots of them) this does not feel sufficiently developed enough. And the characters/ show are kind of leapfrogged over to get to beats in the story. 

"Death Star, approaching."

19.
  
Captain Braxton returns from the 29th century, forcing Seven of Nine to track a temporal disrupter which will ultimately destroy Voyager unless she is successful.

There are some fun moments - and I like Bruce McGill, aka God from the Quantum Leap finale, whom they recast as Captain Braxton - but the 29th century time-Starfleet makes only as much sense as the Krenim's temporal weapon from "Year of Hell." They needed to leave this stuff alone instead of trying to nail it down into some kind of Federation-type organizational structure; the timestream simply cannot work that way. All time travel in Trek is wonky, and all of it is inconsistent, so the only rule is: be hazy about the rules. And yet, all of these 29th century Starfleet / Krenim plots rely on not just pretending there are rules, but that they are consistent enough to build a Space Navy around them. (Or that a Space Navy would even be sensible for such a task. It'd be like sending an aircraft carrier that only carried horse-drawn carriers on it around the globe.)

And while "Year of Hell" had some other stuff going for it, this is pure time-line stuff, so there's nothing to help get me over the above hump. 


Sorry, God.

18.
"Extreme Risk"

As the crew readies the new Delta Flyer shuttle for launch, Torres begins taking dangerous risks with her life in reaction to the news that most of her Maquis friends back in the Alpha Quadrant have been slaughtered by the Cardassians.

It struck me watching this that the Delta Flyer is yet one more thing with a BSG parallel, ie the stealth-fighter Blackbird they build on Galactica. I was saying to a friend the other day that it's seeming to me more and more like BSG is a direct response to VOY, and maybe Babylon 5, too. (Babylon 5 + VOY) - aliens = BSG. Somewhat. Math isn't my strong suit. 

Anyway, the Delta Flyer is cool, I suppose. It makes sense that everyone's so nonchalant about losing shuttles all the time if they can just build more ships. 

Good stuff from Janeway here with Controller Vrelk - all episode really, Janeway is pretty righteous. As for B'Elanna's arc, I see what they're going for, but they don't quite get there IMHO. And the redemptive B'Elanna-saves-the-shuttle stuff is just over-labored. 

At one point, B'Elanna makes a big fuss over Neelix's pancakes. Then it's revealed he just replicates them. Why bother having Neelix replicate them, then? Does he have the magic touch for pushing the button? Is there a pancake replicator recipe encrypted only for Neelix? Also: it's freaking pancakes - what's the big mystery?

17.
 

A Malon garbage ship about to explode could contaminate a large area of space unless a temperamental Torres can work with the Malon to defuse it. However she's unaware of the legend surrounding the Malon Bogeyman...

Unable to clear the blast radius in time... really? That seems wrong. Well within conventional-Trek-storytelling-parameters, but I've grown a little picky about distance/ speed discrepancies. If indeed they are even discrepancies. I'd like to know their process for such things.

I guess this one's an exploration of self-control over anger and violence? With a literalization of poisoning/ toxicity with the Malon bit, potentially fatal if not mastered/ properly-recycled. Not bad but not great. No fault of anyone; cast and crew do fine. But "Night" did the concept better, and - production-order-wise - that's not too distant in the rearview to be retreading the same ground. 


16.
"Bliss"

The crew finds a wormhole which appears to lead to the Alpha Quadrant, but Seven of Nine and Naomi Wildman realize that appearances can be deceiving.

Another fake-out Seven/ crew-against-her sort of deal. Another Seven disables/ takes over the ship sort of deal. Here are the questions I wrote down as I watched it with my answers in parentheses.

- When did that X Files dream mushroom episode come out? ("Field Trip," aired in May 1999. "Bliss" beat it to the punch by a few months. There's not a lot of overlap between the two, but it just put me in mind of that one. Carry on.)
 

- Who plays Tuvok's wife? She and Tuvok look good together. (Marva Hicks - and they appear to have gotten her for each of T'Pel's appearances, so that's cool.)

- Perfectly fine but not a huge hit with me. (Okay, so that's not a question.)


15.

When the Doctor teaches Seven of Nine about dating, dancing, music and romance as part of a bet with Paris, he soon finds himself falling in love with her.

I like allusions to B'Elanna's noisy sex life. Even if it's with Tom Paris. (Incidentally the director of this episode.)


Guest stars Ian Abercrombie and Scott Thompson, who gives a good performance in a rather unsympathetic role. Some fun moments in his b-story with Neelix.
Does Tom just wander into other people's holodeck programs? Apparently.

There are some great moments between Picardo and Ryan here, especially their duet - altho I laughed when The Doctor says "let's try something more challenging" and then they go into "You Are My Sunshine." 

Slow it down, Doc! She ain't Boccherini.

But it was a tad cutesy for my taste. Maybe not cutesy - too something, though. I can see this one meaning something to someone else, all legit, but it didn't really move me. Another no fault of the cast/ crew, just didn't quite land with me.


14.
  
While Samantha Wildman is missing with an away team on a dangerous shuttle mission, Naomi Wildman is distracted by Neelix with a The Adventures of Flotter holoprogram.

Well now. I feel like I'm writing this a lot, but it's not bad - it might even be masterful in some ways - but I can't pretend I really enjoyed it. But hey - not all Trek episodes have to be specifically pitched to me. I liked the ending. One other thing I liked was how all the characters seemed to mutually recall Flotter et al from their own childhood. That gave the whole thing some verisimilitude.

Comes nowhere near to topping Neelix's episode with Naomi from last season ("Mortal Coil") but like "Someone to Watch Over Me," I can see it meaning something special to someone, and that's cool. I'll be out back, smoking butts.


13.

The Doctor discovers that his program has been tampered with, then learns that the captain ordered portions of his memory erased to protect him from a devastating ethical dilemma.

Some parts are overdone - more on that in a moment - but I like it overall as it functions as a poetic ode to selective memory. Like the movie Memento, it sketches out an ethical dilemma in the micro that turns out to corrupt the macro. This is a sufficiently "Trek-ky" exploration of the invented circumstances, but - unlike Memento - it blows it in the final act. I give most of the episode an "A" and the last 10 minutes a "C."


It's tough to sketch out why I feel it failed to resolve itself. The Doctor become trapped in a suicidal loop (so to speak) so the decision is made to alter his program. I get that it's a meta-discussion on ego and memory (and maybe it could have chosen a more clearly defined lane between the two) but I kept thinking, as a Starfleet physician, he's already got this ethically worked out in his program - he'd absolutely have to. Of course, that's the dramatic conflict; the program is malfunctioning. For the first two thirds, it really works for me, but just too pat an ending. 

Still, number 13 in this here countdown is nothing to sneeze at. I'm sure The Doctor would be tickled freaking pink. 

12.

While the ship is trapped in Chaotic Space, Chakotay hallucinates that he is a boxer being trained by Boothby for a confrontation with an unknown alien opponent.

Wouldn't Boothby's training Chakotay at the Academy have come up in "In the Flesh?" (Did it? I can't recall.) Is it just too much to turn Boothby into Mickey Goldmill, anyway? It might've been more fun to discover that Chakotay had programmed Boothby as his holodeck boxing coach because it amused him. I wish, in fact, that I'd never thought of that because now I'm disappointed.

A slight misfire in some ways but a worthy attempt. Chaotic space is kind of like the Omega Whatever in just suddenly appearing and being this murky all-powerful thing. I'm not sure the show really needs more murky crap like this. But - despite how this may sound - this isn't really a complaint, more of a concern about the engines. Some of the Greatest American Hero style alien communication is pretty trippy. And despite the insanity, some cool Chakotay moments nonetheless.

"Kid Chaos" was, while we're here, my buddy Klum's fantasy football team name, over many seasons. He was not a VOY fan, so it was not chosen as a reference to this. Kind of tripped me out a little bit, especially thinking about this being from "chaotic space" trying to communicate via only what's in the memory banks.

The distress calls are eerie, but I'd have liked a little more TOS-style theatricality. Just my personal tastes. Chakotay almost gets there with some of his rantings, bless him. ("Transmit! TRANSMIT!") The score might've been called upon to provide a bit more than it does.

11.

Seven of Nine's Borg nanoprobes and the Doctor's portable emitter interface in a transporter accident to create a highly advanced Borg drone who summons the attentions of the Collective.

This is a better version of the Troi-has-a-space-baby TNG ep, although not a better version of the Data-and-Val ep from TNG. Still it's pretty good: The Doctor and Seven have a baby (so to speak).

Janeway's civilizational faith is inspiring. We need you, Captain.

"They will try to assimilate you."
"They will fail."
Nice little bit from Jeri Ryan, here, at the end. All episode, really. Come to think of it, s5 has a lot of nice sum-up-the-episode images.

Won't the Borg still be after the mobile emitter and Seven, though? I can't recall that being the crux of future Borg appearances in the show, but you'd figure it'd be the outstanding item on their Voyager agenda. I like how the Borg want The Doctor and Data but somehow - in all the civilizations they've absorbed - can't build one themselves. I guess there's some sort of comment in there about scientific freedom and creativity being greater in non-Borg outfits like the Federation.


10.


Voyager discovers an ocean in space, but when Tom Paris tries to protect it from its own inhabitants, he loses his rank and is confined to the brig for a month.


First sighting of the Delaney Sisters. I like the Captain Proton stuff as always.

This is basically a Hey!-Here's-Tom-Paris-again slice of the Voyager pie, but it's a pretty decent one that I've enjoyed on multiple viewings. It's a little silly to be debating the Prime Directive as much as they sometimes do, and Tom is really kind of impetuous and renegade here. But, that's the Tom Paris charm, I guess. It's an episode I like, broad strokes and all. That said, there are some bits that are consistent eyerolls. Here they are: 

- "Our best research vessels can only go..." Does this seem plausible? Not a dealbreaker but they might've added a line or two to explain why they could do all the things they were capable of doing but not build the equivalent of the Delta Flyer.

- "Your mining operations are destroying the ocean!"


Seen it.

- Tom says that his first dream job was joining the Federation Navy. The Federation Navy? Why would there be a Federation Navy? Is this a group that oversees maritime operations on sovereign worlds of the Federation? Or has Earth said you know what, we killed George and Gracie, we've clearly got problems and just outsourced all aquatic operations to the United Federation of Planets? Which Federation outfit got the job?

- You know that thing people do where they're doing push-ups and a hot chick walks by and they suddenly add 100 to their rep count? That's what Tom does here:

for... Neelix?

9.
 
 "In the Flesh"

The crew encounters an exact duplicate of Earth complete with humans at Starfleet Headquarters...who turn out to be altered members of Species 8472.

Glen Bateman! Another Cylon! Billy from Gremlins!


This is a pretty silly concept, but it's handled fairly well. A couple of nice Vulcan things mentioned offhand:
I'd have liked to see "Pon Farr Night" at the Vulcan Night Club, and A Cave Beyond Logic sounds promising.

Species 8472 just never seem like the same species from appearance to appearance. It's too bad they just didn't make this race the Kelvins from "By Any Other Name" instead of 8472 again. And their plan is pretty far along for them to reconsider it all so quickly. (Which actually applies to the Kelvins as well, now that I think about it, when they finally acquiesce to Kirk et al's manipulations) Would've made a cool sequel. And they could've even mopped up The Great Barrier incongruities here, as well. Damn it!

8.
 "Gravity"

Paris and Tuvok crash on a desolate desert planet where a mysterious woman helps them survive; meanwhile, the ship discovers that the missing crewmembers are caught in a gravometric vortex which distorts their perception of the passage of time.

Kinda of an "All Our Yesterdays" deal, eh? Paris - who slips a little too quickly into "this is our home now" mode - is kind of annoying all episode actually. Not that Bones isn't in "All Our Yesterdays," but Robert Duncan McNeill is no DeForest Kelley. They spend the equivalent of 2 months down there, and he doesn't mention B'Elanna once (unless I missed it). It could have happened during one of the commercials, of course.  

I like the flashbacks to young Tuvok and how they inform the story in the present. Perhaps it's not utilized as effectively as it might have been; somewhere in this script is a helluva Lost s1 story wanting to break free.

Regarding the guest stars, young Tuvok is played by LeRoy D. Brazile, Trek Vet Joseph Ruskin plays his teacher, and Laurie Petty plays Noss. She really commits to her performance, and it's all paid off with the wonderful mind meld at episode's end. Don't you wish life really worked like this?


Broad strokes in the soundtrack, maybe. but the music moves me, particularly the little motif during "live long and prosper."

Regarding the title of the story, I read somewhere that proper posture is blending with gravity, proper attitude is blending with life. Kind of vague, sure, but I like the idea of the Vulcan pursuit of both, born of adapting to that harsh, turbulent world.

7.

In a completely dark area of space where no stars are visible, Janeway must cope first with depression, then with an unknown alien menace which threatens to destroy Voyager if they intervene in the annihilation of another species.

"Time to take out the garbage..."

The s5 opener feels like a re-set of the show in many ways. And a fairly successful one. Each character is more or less reintroduced (again) and given something to work through against a setting/ conflict that re-enforces the core premise(s) of the series.


And the first of the Captain Proton experiences to come.

Two quick nitpicks:

(1) 2m km = how many light years? They traverse this in less than a minute. Later, they are 200k km from the boundary but it takes much longer. I try to tune this stuff out, for real, but good lord they task me...they task me.

(2) Don't they just kind of release all the poison into the Void that they spent all episode trying not to release into the Void? Or does exploding it somehow make it disperse lawfully? 


6.

Fifteen years in the future, Chakotay and Kim are the only survivors of a failed attempt to use slipstream technology to get back to Earth. Having found Voyager buried beneath the ice of a frozen planet, they set out to change history.

Garrett Wang says Rick Berman told this would be VOY's "City on Edge of Forever." Doesn't quite hit that mark for me. But, some great stuff happens throughout, despite its Harry-kicks-himself mannerisms. 

It's perhaps more of a Chakotay episode, despite the Harry Kim temporal-wraparound at episode's end. I like how he's completely throwing out every last lesson learned from "Year of Hell." Or perhaps it's that by this point in time, he's become such a master of time travel that he just charges ahead. I like the writing between Chakotay and Tessa, but maybe not the actual performances/ their chemistry. 

Still, it's got some fun banter ("Mister Neelix, you are an unending source of astonishment") and is one of the better VOY Elseworlds episodes.



Again with the time police crap, cool as it is to see Geordi (who directed this episode) again. I guess, too, if the implication from all sides is that Starfleet branches out into time police directions that it's cool to see Geordi involved in its early days.

5.


Federation science vessel Equinox is found in the Delta Quadrant, but what is at first a happy reunion turns into something more ominous when the Voyager crew discover the crew of the Equinox have been performing unethical experiments on the Cylons to get home faster. Guest starring Michelle Forbes as Admiral Cain.

Sorry, got my BSG wires crossed with my VOY ones again. (But look! It's Rick Worthy, the quiet Cylon!) Pretty impressive guest cast all around, with the good-lord-look-at-this-guy's-CV John Savage as the Equinox Captain, Titus Willever as the guy who calls B'Elanna "BLT" way too much, and this guy as the crewman whose plum gone space-crazy:


This is a lot of fun. It even (spoiler alert) resolves itself well in s6e1, making it the only Voyager two-parter to really do that, so chapeaus all around. Nice bit with the Doctors - worth singling out, as it's such a great way of exploiting what's already there in the show to make a single story even more dynamic.


Silly bit at the very end ("Captain!") but that's show biz. A great episode.


4.

In December 2000, one of Kathryn Janeway's favorite ancestors must overcome one man's resistance to the building of the Millennium Gate on Earth.

Kinda sorta an Elseworlds type of episode, definitely an off the beaten track one, and as you can tell from where it lands in our countdown, one very much to my liking. Switching to bullet mode; we're all friends here.


- Is Kevin Tighe worthy of Kathryn Mulgrew? He's getting in the ring with Sam Malone and Remo Williams FFS. But he's a different kind of hero, so I say sure. Most importantly, does he do a good job and do he and Mulgrew have good chemistry? Yes and yes.



"I'm stuck in the future, you're stuck in the past." bah-dum-bum.

- Aired in May 1999 and accurately called out Y2K hucksters. It wasn't hard to do, exactly, but good on ya, VOY.

- I, too, had this shirt that the kid wears throughout. Not in 1999, but I wore it a lot summer of 94.


Sorry, everybody I used to know.

- "We are not living in a heroic age." Theme of the episode - how does one be a hero in such an age? Janeway has to figure it out. How you (the universal you) answer that for yourself is a big part of growing up, I guess. How Earth's past in Trekland answered it for Earth's future led to Janeway; the way we (the universal, well universal-American-public-at-large-in-2018) are answering it in 2018 seems to lead to Jane Fonda. Bully for you, Hanoi Jane, but the rest of us, not so much. Anyway, it's an interesting dissection of how even the heroes of our ideal Trek future romanticize (and alter) the past.


- "My cousin was a prize-winning chess program." I like that little bit of pride from The Doctor.

- Is it realistic that Janeway would not have looked up her hero ancestor a bit? Here we run into what I call the Enemy Mine problem. Which was upgraded for a more timely - though sadly increasingly dated now, as well - reference to the "BSG pics" problem. Same deal, though: in Enemy Mine, once Dennis Quaid and Lou Gossett Jr. start talking to one another, Quaid starts talking about his parents and his grandparents and immediately everyone is a farmer. Isn't this the future? Does that seem right? In BSG, while looking through old pictures, Apollo comes across black and white pics of he and his dead brother as kids. Does this seem right? These people have off-the-charts AI and faster-than-light technology and had it for generations; was photography really that far behind? It's no fault of the episode's, but it does seem a bit implausible that a woman of the twenty-fourth century with the degree of interest she shows in her ancestor would need to have the google results pointed out to her, as happens here.


- Is the midnight kinda-sorta-almost-anti-perhaps-Roadwork set-up realistic? Who cares. The very end with the family sentiments and dissolve into the photo put an unexpected lump in my throat. A+ for the last 10 seconds - B+ for the rest.


3.

When aliens from another dimension infiltrate Voyager and trigger a war in the Captain Proton holonovel, Janeway pretends to be Queen Arachnia to rescue her ship.

I've mentioned my love of TNG's "Ship in a Bottle." "Chaotica" is its conceptual cousin. Is this the high water mark of the franchise's holo-explorations? As far as furthering the concept, I mean. Has "photonic life forms face off with Dr. Chaotica" been topped elsewhere? It may still be, at the time of this writing, the reigning champ. 

So many fun moments it's difficult to single out just one, but the story unfolds very satisfyingly. All the kudos(es) to Bryan Fuller and Michael Taylor.


"Please summarize the message." Tuvok with Satan's Robot (voiced by Trek vet Tarik Ergin) Incidentally, the robot's "Damage!" was retained erroneously in my memory as "Damn it!" I like my memory mistake a little better.

Is anyone else touched that Chaotica holds his own against bona fide photonic life forms? He'd have kept going, too, if the VOY gang hadn't thrown a wrench in the works. Speaking of, Captain Janeway's secret mission changes from the death ray to the lightning shield and back again once or twice. So it goes. Room to improvise.


2.

When Voyager harbors telepathic refugees, a high-ranking alien investigator seeks to defect, and gets close to Janeway as they work to escape his former peers.

I love Mahler. I didn't know I did the first time I saw this episode, but it sure sounded surreal to hear in a starship setting at 3:45 am. This was one of my insomnia-VOY episodes (that handful of episodes I watched during a bout of insomnia 10 years ago or so when it came on in the middle of the night on cable.)

Cool guest performance/ dynamic with Janeway. As good as Mark Harelik is as Kashyk, it's Kate Mulgrew's episode. Not only a great performance but great character stuff for Janeway's series arc. This Harelik guy, by the by, is in Castle Rock, which I've yet to see a single episode of. 

He lays it on a bit thick with all the "Infinite Spirals" stuff. Janeway doesn't seem to mind. Either that or that's when she begins to plot out her own counterpoint.

So, subspace/ wormholes follow the rules of counterpoint? Cool. Bach was really onto something! Not just music, but religious awe/ math.   

A single episode like this sketches out a swatch of the Delta Quadrant that could sustain a whole franchise of its own. Devore Space has a lot of possibilities.


1.

The duplicate crew from last season's "Demon" attempts to go about their merry way, but a horrible fate befalls them just as they find a quick way back to Earth.

Ah, the tragic sequel to "Demon." And such an unexpected sequel, as well; the sequel no one expected turns into the bleakest episode of the entire franchise, maybe. And maybe it's too much, I don't know. For me, the biomimetic crew's principled but ultimately doomed attempt not just to survive but to be remembered - and they don't even get that! Spoilers, I guess, but come on - touched me deeply.

More than anything the ending reminded me of The Twilight Zone. I'd hate for every Trek to end like this, but the blend of sensibilities really worked for me. There's a moment near the end, where the hits just keep piling up - shades of the episode where Harry Kim leaped universes - and the camera pans around the living dead around the ship. It's chilling, and there's Harry - or Faux Harry - just doing the right thing right to the end.


I'd have preferred for my personal taste someone putting it together and honoring their memory at episode's end. One of those in the Captain's ready room codas that you know TNG would've had. "I've been examining the debris..." etc. Without that, maybe it is a touch too bleak. But bleakness aside, the theme (you are the one bearing witness to your life; your principles are what you do when no one is there to see you/ when you're falling apart) is something VOY - and Trek - come back to again and again. I appreciate their not giving us the coda just this once.

A very fascinating mystery, too, while it's coming together, from the opening fake-out to everything falling apart.



One nitpick, though - even the best have that one thread you can pull... -  wouldn't they at least collect the goo Tuvok describes as floating right in front of the ship at episode's end, i.e. the remains of the faux Voyager? It's the exact same chemical composition they went to such great lengths to collect in "Demon;" even if they had loads and loads it, wouldn't it make sense to grab some more to stockpile?

Obviously not a dealbreaker. A hell of an episode and a high point of the franchise. 

~
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  1. (1) "Think Tank" is harmless as far as I'm concerned. It perhaps could have been a bit more satirical in pointing out the cast/crew foibles and the like. However, it doesn't bother me either way.

    (2) "Infinite Regress" is interesting. I know I like, yet I also recall some nerd blogger going on about the nature of technology transmitting signals.

    The problem revolved around the fact that signals can only go so far. Even with the space tech we have no, we still can't just go anywhere. We've picked up signals from the stars in space simply because we were able to create satellites that could travel that far. We still can't transmit or recieve signals beyond these known points.

    Wouldn't the same logic apply to the Borg tech and Seven's cybernetics? All they'd need to do is barrel ahead a few light years and the signal, along with it's effects would vanish.

    This also applies to the Doctor's line about the voices "alays being there". It comes off as either a cheap sympathy ploy, or else punishing Seven unnecessarily for things she might not even have done. These are nitpicks, however, they don't ruin anything for me.

    (3) You may be right about Roddenberry vs. PG Trek. The question is whether it's the right time. Who knows.

    (4) From what I understand, sometimes Trek writers would be in touch with scientists to let their theories about science determine the plots of certain episodes.

    "Warhead" might be one where the current drone tech was still being worked out in the the lab.

    (5) "Dark Frontier" also worked out for me. I liked how they subtly highlight how both Borg and Janeway are really stuck in a mentality of how they can use Seven, rather than seeing her as an individual. I can't say I noticed anything out of the ordinary with Janeway here, either. This is Crazy-Janie we're talking about, after all.

    (6) "Bliss" I enjoyed for an interesting mixture that goes to make up the episode. It's basically what you get when you mix "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" with "Moby Dick".

    It's one of those obtuse concepts that, when you hear it on paper think there's no way to pull it off. That they managed to get away with it, at least it worked for me, is a testament to what happens when you're willing to go all the way with an idea.

    (7) Reading your take on Latent Image, a question occured to me. How much impact does the science of Trek leave on most fans these days?

    I'm not sure, but it just seems like people are less interested in the science of sci-fi, and seem more geared toward human interest stories in space.

    I don't know, am I wrong on that one? Just interesting food for thought.

    ChrisC

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    1. (4) That's an interesting point on what technology was being discussed in 1999. I bet you're right - warhead probably came right from something like that.

      (7) I agree. Someone (I think it was Red Letter Media? I can't recall exactly) made the point about how Trek was always sci-fi whereas Star Wars (et al) were more sci-fantasy. Although I think that's too simplistic (there's plenty of sci-fantasy in Trek, even prior to the Abrams movies, which is when the distinction was made) there's something to it. It's a big topic. On one hand, human interest stories set in space can be either sci-fi or sci-fantasy, but Trek always had a good handle on both. Until recently, it seems to me.

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  2. "Night" --

    (1) I'm finally back in the Delta Quadrant, after an months-long absence. I agree that this episode does feel almost like a re-introduction to the series, and since I've been away from it for what feels like the average between-seasons period of days of yore, I found that aspect to be impactful.

    (2) I *think* the idea with the theta-radiation poisoning is that the one ship blowing up and leaking all of its contents is ultimately okay, given that it's the final ship which will be visiting that area of space. The most serious aspect of the threat came via that ship making continual runs through the vortex, dumping who knows how much on a regular basis.

    (3) I'm not even going to try to understand the time/distance stuff. I just give them the benefit of the doubt and roll with it. I had to do that a bunch this episode, though, such as with the notion of the power being "out" but the holodeck being basically on pause. I'm inclined to think that makes no sense, but ... I dunno, maybe.

    (4) Not sure how I feel about Janeway essentially being in a state of sulk for months on end. That doesn't quite feel right to me. I get what they were going for, but I'm not sure it was worth it.

    (5) The idea of a starless void that is large enough for it to take two years to traverse at warp is also a bit of a pill for me to swallow. I mean, sure, why not? But it doesn't quite seem to fit with the rest of Trek, which posits that there's a star system roughly every three feet.

    That said, it's a very effective (and disconcerting) visual idea. So I give the plot device a thumbs up, albeit with reservations.

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    1. Hey, look who's back! Coincidentally, I just watched the S7 episode "The Void" which for years I had confused with this episode, since they explore similar terrain, both conceptually and physically.

      (2) I can see that.

      And (4) That's fair. It's kind of a stretch for the Janeway we've seen. Not too, too terribly, but yeah. It's like they needed to make her depressed so she could snap out of it. But character arcs like that work more effectively when it's something the viewer has been set up to believe about the character elsewhere.

      (5) I gave up on the distances on this show. I was tracking them and it was just driving me nuts. I kind of wish someone had paid closer attention to this, but I suppose who cares. Still! Nitpicking the fake-science is part of the real fun of Trek for me.

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    2. (4) I'm going to wildly speculate that Mulgrew was not a fan of that subplot. And if that's true, I don't blame her.

      I do like that shot of Janeway suddenly showing up with a phaser rifle and saving Chakotay's bacon, though. That's cool enough that it almost makes the other silliness worthwhile.

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  3. "Drone" --

    (1) The Data-has-a-baby episode definitely popped into my mind during this one; the Troi-has-a-baby one did not. Good call on reminding me of it! (I kind of like that episode, though.)

    (2) Janeway's optimism reminds me of Picard with Hugh the Borg. But I think revisiting that concept in a different way is entirely fair game. These are big philosophical arguments Trek has from time to time; especially if you're using different characters to do it. And it means something for Seven to reach the same sort of conclusion Picard reached.

    (3) I really like the way the Doctor is depicted in this one. At first, he's his comically-high-strung self, trying to get B'Elanna to hurry up with the repairing his mobile emitter. You kind of expect the episode to then turn into a moral debate over whether it is okay to kill the drone by removing the emitter. But nope; once it becomes clear that the emitter is part of the drone, the Doctor never brings it up again. He simply accepts his new (old) lot in life and moves on, and by the end is fiercely protective of the drone as he would be of anyone. That's cool.

    (4) Is it weird that the transporter tech whose DNA forms the basis of One is omitted from the story after he gets zapped? Because really, he's as much One's parent as Seven is. But no, he is shuffled off to sickbay and never heard from again. That doesn't really work.

    (5) What's with the salacious nightgowned-cleavage and getting-nekkid-for-the-shower shots of B'Elanna? I mean, I don't mind. Boy do I not mind. But it seemed off somehow, especially for this episode.

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    1. 4) That's a good point. Surprised no one brought it up actually.

      (5) I don't remember this, but something for me to watch for next time! I've wondered a few times if both Roxana Dawson and Kathryn Mulgrew felt the need (or writers on their behalf) to make their characters showcase their female sensuality more after the arrival of Seven. They've all alluded to such things, but there are several B'Elanna moments in general where she's letting her sexy-woman-flag fly in moments such as the one you describe. Sonic shower moments and such. Was it on behalf of the actress? Or over her wishes? Or something else entirely? Not sure. I don't blame any actor for wanting to showcase their goods; I'm convinced that's at least 60% of why actors get in the biz. And I don't blame anyone for that in general, not that I'm saying you are. It's a worthwhile thing to point out and ponder.

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  4. "Extreme Risk" --

    (1) Not a bad episode, but kind of run-of-the-mill when it probably oughtn't have been. It's a serious subject, depression; and it's not one Trek has ever been especially good at handling. Which makes sense, given that it's in the future when science has more or less handled all that sort of stuff. In the end, I felt like it would have been a better episode if ... and I don't know how to fill that blank in. If B'Elanna solved her problems on her own? If she never quite solved them at all? I'm not sure. It just needed something more. But it's not bad; this is respectable stuff, at worst.

    (2) I think you're right to point out how great Janeway is in this one. That moment when she tells B'Elanna she's off the team, and B'Elanna responds by saying she doesn't care -- Janeway grabs her by the chin, gently but also somehow authoritatively, and makes B'Elanna meet her eyes. "Now I KNOW there's something wrong," she says. Perfect delivery; 10/10 from all judges.

    (3) The pancakes thing is indeed silly (especially given the nonsensical replicator issue), but boy is Ethan Phillips good in his scene.

    (4) And, of course, Roxann Dawson is good throughout. You can practically feel her being grateful for getting to do a type of acting that isn't always featured on Trek (introspection, at least during the early scenes).

    (5) Could live without ever seeing the Maaloxians, or whatever they're called, ever again. They suck.

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    1. (5) Yeah, the Malon aren't great. I think I prefer the "Maaloxians."

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    2. And you're totally right: this isn't an aspect of the human experience Trek has been all that adept at exploring.

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  5. "In the Flesh" --

    (1) A silly concept, indeed. But fun, and it gives the show a good opportunity to bang the We Can Be Better Than This drum. Not a bad drum to bang; it seemed quaint for a while, but it's back to feeling a little transgressive again, I think.

    (2) Kate Vernon is good in this one. I'm intrigued by her being named Archer. This was obviously before "Enterprise," which makes me wonder if the producers liked the name and sort of bookmarked it for later reuse. Either way, it makes me wonder: assuming this woman is (like Boothby) based on a real member of Starfleet, is the real Archer a descendant of Captain Archer himself? She mentions her parents being starship captains; I'm not sure how the timeline works, but we might be able to pretend we're seeing a simulacrum of the daughter of the captain of the NX-01. Cool!

    (3) I can't remember -- is there ever a sequel to this episode? I feel like there isn't, but my memory could be deceiving me. But nothing says there couldn't be still. How cool would it be if that Picard series was all about ol' Jean-Luc having to team up with Janeway to root out a Species 8472 incursion into Starfleet, only to find that they weren't hostile, but instead just wanted to actually be members of Starfleet? Not very cool at all, probably, but I'd be into it.

    (4) A pretty good episode for Robert Beltran. Granted, it ends up not really being his episode, but it makes sense that Janeway took over for him once things reached the negotiations stage. It occurs to me that this episode does a strong job of expressing the way the first-officer/captain dynamic is supposed to work in the Riker/Picard model.

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    1. Agreed with your points. I hadn't thought about the Archer angle, that's great. I wonder if when they came around to naming people for ENTERPRISE some intern had to make a list of names based on every possibility from the other shows and Archer made the list from this episode.

      (3) I don't believe so? Did I watch it and miss it somehow? I like your idea, though.

      Really should've just made them the Kelvins, though, and made this a kick-ass sequel to "By Any Other Name." It's annoying that Species 8472 was so inconsistent.

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  6. "Once Upon a Time" --

    (1) For anyone who doesn't much like Neelix, this one must a hard row to hoe, especially once all the Flotter and Trevis stuff is added in. I think Ethan Phillips is awfully good in this one, though. As is everyone, really; maybe not the Flotter and Trevis guys, but honestly, I don't know how to judge them.

    (2) I can't say I'm a fan of Flotter and Trevis, thank God; imagine being able to say such a thing! But my point is, I'm no fan ... but I do like the idea that the holodeck would be put to use widely in the creation of children's programming. There's always going to be the equivalent of this. That said, THIS doesn't seem to me much like the sort of thing everyone would have as a touchstone to bond over. But it's fine as shorthand.

    (3) Although ... is holodeck technology really old enough for Janeway to have been an avid Flotter fan when she was six? I always assumed -- and I'll grant you that this is based on nothing -- that the holodecks were more or less a brand-new technology as TNG was beginning.

    (4) My memory is faultier than a muhfuh, because once this episode began, I'd have bet money it was the one where Ensign Wildman dies. But she doesn't, and apparently never does. Where did I get this idea?!?

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    1. (3) Is TAS canon? For years it wasn't, then it was, then who knows? I guess the holodecks first appeared there so there might be precedent for Janeway to remember them. Or maybe Flotter and Trevis achieved holodeck fame but were based on older children's books or something.

      (4) I don't know but I had the same impression for real, about her death and it happening here. I think it's because Naomi Wildman is so rarely ever seen with her Mom again; she's treated by Seven and Neelix as if they're her surrogate parents. So that impression lingers.

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    2. (3) I forgot about there being holodecks on TAS. It wasn't considered canon for a long time, but at this point -- meaning the fifth season of "Voyager" (much less THIS actual point) -- who even knows.

      (4) That must be it. Makes sense to me.

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  7. "Timeless" --

    (1) Regretfully, I have to mark this down as a failure. Not because I dislike it -- I like it pretty well, actually -- but because I think it fails at what it sets out to do. I didn't know that it had been internally intended as a sort of modern "City on the Edge of Forever"-style classic, but in retrospect, that makes a lot of sense: the episode does feel like a big swing for the fences, probably after having pointed at where it was headed in Ruthian fashion. This is no home run, I'd argue; but it IS a solid double or triple. No shame in that!

    (2) I love LeVar Burton's direction. He's good with the actors, and there are a few longer-than-normal shots (mostly in the Engineering scene in the early flashbacks) that speak to both his skill and the skills of the cast/crew. I'm not too big a fan of Geordi's cameo, though. I'm all aboard with the notion of a Captain LaForge, leading the excellently-named U.S.S. Challenger on its various adventures. I don't want to see that from the vantage point of him being an antagonist, though; that's the wrong way to go. Geordi's got to be there to help things, not hinder them. So I put that in the fail column.

    (3) Here's my thing. I assume I'm never going to be responsible for the deaths of an entire ship's worth of my crewmates, and if I am I assume I'm never going to be given an opportunity to pull some time shenanigans to fix things. But if I am, I'm going to politely decline, because them people dead. I'm alive, and frankly, I aim to stay that way. This is one of those examples of how the people on Star Trek are demonstrably better people than I am; I admire Harry and Chakotay, but ... no. Not happening.

    (4) As for Chakotay's girlfriend: (a) what's her excuse? and (b) that was a distraction that ought to have been omitted from the screenplay. She's not bad, it just takes away time that could have been put to better use.

    (5) Seven getting drunk at the party is great.

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    1. (1) Yeah I rated this one way too high. As I was scrolling to find it I couldn't believe where it landed. I'd say it's a single at best, maybe a RBI single. No shame indeed.

      (3) I'd totally re-arrange a timeline to save a friend or fix a tragic mistake, if anyone from Starfleet could ever explain their goddamn rules. Until then, I'm with you!

      (4) and (5) True!

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  8. "Infinite Regress" --

    (1) "stop saying vinculum" -- lol. Indeed. INDEED.

    (2) Ryan is good in the episode overall; great in some scenes, a little weak in a few, but mostly quite up to this formidable task. I'd forgotten how much I like the Seven/Naomi relationship.

    (3) Good point about the lack of surveillance. They have that on Trek on occasion, of course; any time someone writes an episode where it is useful to the plot for them to have surveillance. If I were in charge of the franchise, I would tackle this issue head-on and establish some parameters. My thought is that they'd have surveillance in every corner of the ship, but that access to it would be highly restricted. Command personnel could consult it as needed, but their access would be logged and would (with the exception of stated high-security investigations) trigger automatic alerts for anyone present in the footage reviewed. Combined with the lack of desire to abuse such technology inherent to most Starfleet personnel, the application of it would be as transparent as feasible in all but the most dire of circumstances.

    (4) The direction is weird in this one. Lots of camera moves that call a bit too much attention to themselves. This might be less the direction itself than poor work by the camera department (meaning the guys/gals actually in charge of physically moving the camera around while filming these shots). The mind-meld sequence didn't bother me all that much; I guess they had to make it a visual sequence, and while I could have lived with a bit less of the acid-cam distortion, I suppose it got the job done. Which is kind of like my feelings on the episode as a whole: not bad, could have been better, more or less accomplished what it seemed to set out to accomplish.

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    1. (3) I try to give the Trek of yesteryear a pass on some of this stuff. Try being the operative word. Your scenario / approach works for me, though.

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  9. (1) How dare you! "Shatner can't save 'Conscience of the King'," my foot! How DARE you?!?

    :)

    (2) I went back and forth and back and forth on this one while watching it. The fact that I was engaging with it in that way rather than simply as drama probably indicates something is amiss. But I'll give 'em this: it's perhaps a miss, but at least they're swinging a demonstrably Trekian bat, which is more than can be said for some episodes of certain Trek series. (Not Voyager all that frequently, though.)

    (3) The holographic Crell is a bit too large a pill for me to swallow. I can and do usually accept holographic mumbo-jumbo from this series, with the Doctor himself perhaps residing at the very limits of my ability to do so. I do accept him as an individual personality and being, but only because the series has done the legwork of convincing me to do so. This Crell guy, they put him together in what seems to be about twenty minutes; and yet there he is at the end of the episode, arguing the ethics of scientific knowledge via directed malpractice as if he were the genuine article.

    And you're right: if he could be programmed to do that, that means the computer DOES possess knowledge of what he did. That it doesn't immediately come up is pure plot contrivance.

    (4) I thought the episode was going in a different -- and potentially more interesting -- direction. I thought where they were going with it all was that the holographic Crell would possess the scientific knowledge of the genuine article, but (because the records were, in this alternative but nonexistent version, missing the scummy criminal details) none of the compromised morality. What would that be like? If holograms can be created that are (in many of the most important ways if not all of them) sentient individuals, what would it mean if you created a Charles Manson with all of the upside but none of the downsides? Sadly, this was not the episode they made.

    (5) There are good things here and there, though. The acting is good; the alien is refreshingly alien (if overly rubbery); and the scene at the end between Janeway and B'Elanna is great. So once again, it's a weak episode that isn't by any means a total loss. I'll take it.

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    1. (1) I was surprised to check just now and discover that "Conscience" was NOT ranked my least favorite. I always think of it that way. But apparently not. (for those who've never seen it: http://mcmolo.blogspot.com/2016/12/star-trek-tos-left-behind.html)

      (4) That is an interesting question for the holodeck. Do they even have Charlie Manson programmed in there? There must be protocols for creating dangerous people.

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  10. "Thirty Days" --

    (1) This does seem like a reestablishing-Tom episode in some ways. Out of the necessity of the show's conceit (Starfleet vessel trapped across the galaxy, trying to get back however it can), this side of his character doesn't get to come out and play much. But it's pretty satisfying here. And thanks to that same conceit, I think this is an episode that couldn't have been done in the same way on, say, TNG. Imagine if Geordi or Riker pulled a stunt like this, up to and including disobeying a direct order from Picard. You couldn't do that episode, because it'd be the end of their Starfleet career. but you CAN'T end Tom's Starfleet career; he's too important to the overall mission.

    (2) Speaking of which, Kate Mulgrew has a few great moments when she plays the strain of having to deal with this sort of situation. She can't just permanently ground Tom; she'd like to, but it's not really an option, and she's probably a little glad it isn't, and also probably a little miffed that she's glad. She plays all of that with the set of her jaw and the way she blinks. She's awesome.

    (3) I consider the Delaney sisters to be a bit of a letdown. The producers must have, too, since they never come back.

    (4) That ocean-in-space thing is pretty wild. I'm not sure it makes a lick of sense (up to and including the water-pressure thing you mention), but I am very sure I don't mind. There are some ambitious effects in this episode, and to my eye they still look pretty good. I like that weird turtle-y design for the aliens of the week, too.

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    1. (3) They just had to be twins and reasonably attractive for it to work for me. Mission accomplished. The Delta Quadrant isolation/ small crew does the rest of the job for me.

      (4) Agreed on the effects. VOY could have just visited weird, scientifically-dubious planets that look great every week, and I'd have been happy.

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    2. (3) It's kind of weird that they never come back. The internet has no answers for me in terms of why that is; or I didn't look in the right place.

      This interview, however, says that a scene was filmed in which they played the sisters in Starfleet uniforms.

      http://www.startrek.com/article/catching-up-with-the-delaney-sisters

      Too bad that got cut, says I.

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    3. I hope they come back for the movie. (Hoping, of course, there's a movie.)

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  11. "Counterpoint" --

    (1) Great episode. It does indeed belong to Mulgrew, who, needless to say, comes through more than capably. She's got terrific chemistry with Mark Harelik (the pronunciation of whose last name is unknown to me -- but I hope it's "her-relic" and not "hair-lick").

    (2) Harelik was great on "Castle Rock," by the way. He's barely in it except for one episode, and his plotline and performance are interesting enough that it could have served as the basis for an entire season. But no, they squander it pretty much in a single go. It's a thoroughly mediocre show with occasional flashes of excellence, and Harelik is one of those flashes. Good for him!

    (3) I know little about Mahler, but that should probably be a thing I fix someday. I didn't quite pay sufficient attention -- was the Mahler/Tchaikovsky the only music in the episode? If so, does that make this the only episode of Trek with zero original score? Either way, it helped make this a distinguished episode.

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    1. (1) Glad you liked this one! I was curious what you were going to think of it.

      (2) It's a damn shame.

      (3) There is some original score, yeah, but now that you mention it, it really sounds like they were trying to bridge the gap between the two composers to fit right in. I'm listening to the scene now where Kashyk leaves Voyager and he and Janeway have a nice little make-out moment, and it's especially prevalent here.

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  12. "Latent Image" --

    (1) I think I'm probably with you on this one more than not. I'm going to have to think about it a while, but I agree that whatever problems it has come in the final minutes; maybe even in the final moments. I like the idea of the Doctor being put more or less on 'round-the-clock suicide watch. That's an evocative idea.

    I think that maybe what the episode needed was for the dilemma to resolve in explicit fashion, preferably by -- and I don't think this is an oxymoron -- it becoming evident that no resolution could ever be possible. Because really, that's the deal, right? Part of being human would mean that if one found oneself in a situation such as that, one would have no choice but to make a choice; and that choice (whatever it was) having been made, one would simply have to learn to live with it. There's no getting over it; there's only getting used to it.

    I think what the episode was lacking was a moment in which the Doctor realized that -- realized that while he's never going to be able to fully accept what he's done, he WILL find it possible to live with. And thus he takes one more step toward truly being human.

    (2) That said, the idea might be that a moment such as that would have come off as too pat and simplistic; the idea might be that this is a process which is going to take the Doctor weeks, months, maybe even years. I could live with that, but if so I think somebody needed to point-blank state it.

    (3) Whatever the flaws in wrapping the whole episode in a bow, I certainly do like it overall. It's a great example of taking advantage of who/what the Doctor is and building a story that could only have been told with him as a character. (Or Data, maybe, with some revision.)

    (4) I like the fact that they managed to make this into not only a great/good Doctor episode, but also a strong one for both Janeway and Seven.

    (5) The ensign who gets killed in flashback is a fox.

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    1. Listening to the Delta Flyers episode on this one today. I don't think they've brought up "Clues" from TNG, but it strikes me thinking about it again: isn't this episode just an inversion of "Clues," where instead of the crew solving Data's mystery it is Data solving the crew's mystery?

      Reading your comment again (3, above) I think you had opened the door for this, counselor, but I failed to pursue. Damn Sam Cogley as my defense, all I could afford.

      (5) Yes indeed.

      (I mean "just" - nothing negative, I like it, and inversions are often very cool, often essential.)

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    2. Still waiting on that "Cogley, Attorney At Space Law" series. It'll be awful, like most of the rest of modern Trek, but I can't wait to see what actress they get to play him.

      Good call on this being an inversion of "Clues." People sometimes get bent out of shape by the notion that a Trek series is doing something similar to something some other Trek series has done, but I have long since let go of the idea that that's a bug. That's a feature, baby. This is jazz; why would I want NOT to hear "Salt Peanuts" again?!?

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  13. (3) I agree. Even with the ending kind of a dud it's still a very likeable and worthwhile episode.

    (5) She's apparently a very active and in-demand playwright these days:
    https://www.nancyellenbell.com/

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  14. "Bride of Chaotica!" --

    (1) What a delightful episode, top to bottom! No list of quality comedic Trek episodes would be complete without it, and yet, it's -- as you suggest -- surprisingly touching in some ways. After all, the implication is that while the Voyager is partially stuck in subspace, the holodeck program is essentially real, and its inhabitants with it. Not real in the way Tom and Harry are real, maybe; but real within the confines of that new dimension with which it has intersected. This means that in that sense of things, Chaotica and the others do indeed die true deaths -- of a sort -- while this "war" is being fought.

    What a bizarre concept! But it's thoroughly true to the spirit of the Berman-era Trek shows, and -- again, as you suggest -- takes one of that era's core concepts (the holodeck) and expands it even farther than had ever been done before. That's impressive.

    (2) The robot more or less steals the show in this one, I'd say. While watching, I was cooking up a half-brained notion that that was Ethan Phillips doing the voice, and maybe even clanking around having a blast in the tin can. I love how it becomes progressively weirder and more annoyed as the episode progresses.

    (3) What can Kate Mulgrew not do?

    (4) One of my favorite things in the episode is the moment when the robot knocks the weapon out the hand of the photonic alien. Not that -- but the little bit that comes next, when the alien runs away from the encounter in *exactly* the manner you'd see a baddie gangster run away in a cheap old b-picture. A perfectly executed "cheezit, boys!" maneuver. This suggests to me that the persona the alien has taken on is slowly kind of infecting him the more time he spends with it. Nothing to support that; just an idea I like.

    (5) The score to this one is a real hoot.

    (6) IS this the apotheosis of holodeck episodes? You know, it might be. I always go back to "Ship in a Bottle" (or "Elementary, Dear Data") or "11001001" as my personal favorite, but those have the heavy weight of nostalgia cloaked about them. I don't know that this one is one iota less great. So ... yeah? Maybe? If it, it's damn close.

    (7) This brings up for me the notion that at some point in the future, something very like a holodeck is probably going to exist. And when it does, entertainment companies -- if such entities exist anymore (if they don't, what I'm about to suggest will be even more likely) -- will absolutely port their big properties over into that new medium. By which I mean, there'll be a massive "Star Trek" holodeck program in which one can go exist within those stories and explore them in a manner probably not unlike what Tom and Harry are doing with Captain Proton.

    Imagine being among the first generation to experience that. What an insanely intoxicating pastime that will be. I don't know how you'll ever pry anyone away from it.

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    1. (2) and (3) Agreed.

      (4) That is a fun detail for sure.

      (6) I think it might be. You'll find no bigger fan of "Ship in a Bottle" than me. But VOY must be handed the grand prize for the holodeck episodes. I like the two Fair Haven ones (many do not) but even beyond that there are like 9 or 10 more.

      (7) It's difficult for me to truly imagine something like the holodeck actually existing. But I agree, it will. That may be the death of the human race, right there. Or its evolution into some stage we can't yet imagine.

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  15. "Gravity" --

    (1) I go back and forth on whether Tom is annoying or not. Same with Harry. I think it's more the limitations of the actors than the characters themselves; McNeil is indeed no De Kelley. That said, I think Tom is okay here. The natural thing might have been to pair Tuvok with the most emotional crewmember (Neelix), but that had been done before, and anyways, nothing he could have accomplished couldn't be done using Tom instead.

    He definitely talks about B'Elanna during one scene. They cut in on him telling the story of how they fell in love; he's laughing/grousing about how it took three years to make it happen. It's a pretty sweet little scene, actually.

    (2) If spiders the size of footballs were the only food source, I'd be dead in whatever amount of time it took me to starve to death. Either that or I'd try to pull a "Survivor Type." But no way am I eating spiders. Nope. Claim me now, sweet Death.

    (3) Always did like Lori Petty. Amazingly, I never saw "Tank Girl." She's great in this, though; especially that end scene. Syrupy-sweet sentiment? Sure is. But that's a nice way to end this particular episode, especially given how not that Tuvok himself is. Except on the inside, of course; except on the inside.

    (4) I've been really impressed by Tim Russ during the entirety of this rewatch. I believe Tuvok is pretty handily the second-best Vulcan of them all. MAYBE third behind Mark Lenard's Sarek, actually. Regardless, Tuvok is great and Tim Russ is great in the role. I liked the flashback stuff here (and found myself thinking of "Lost"!), and wonder if it was ginned up by the writers to try to explain why Tuvok is always, always, always so palpably annoyed by Neelix and any other exuberants he encounters. If so, that's pretty funny to me; and if not, it's still pretty funny to me.

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    1. (1) Oh good. I must have just missed it. I still think he transitions too fast to the "this is our home now" sentiments, but that's what the script needs, I guess. We all have our inner-beacon of what the story dynamics of any scene we're in, real life or theater, demand.

      (4) yeah Tim Russ is good and Tuvok's a good character. Underrated in the Trek-verse. Hell, according to the bigoted idiots in the AV Club, he's even "problematic." It's got to be tough being so goddamn woke where you have to convince yourself Tuvok is "problematic" to impress the other shitheads in the AV Club comments section.

      I will never be able to let that one go. This sort of bigoted-in-the-name-of-superwoke-enlightenment BS is such a clear and visible danger these days. I wish it was just the AV Club.

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    2. (1) Yeah, he's much too quick to pull the "this is our home now" trigger. You'd think they'd been there for years rather than months.

      (4) I remember you mentioning that before. What a basket of WTF that is. Of course, what isn't these days?

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    3. (4) Yep. I was a daily AV Club reader to that point. That these people think their own brand of racism is some enlightened statement about uber-racism - even to the point of referring to "half-black, half-Vulcan" etc. and basically overriding the actor's wishes, statements, performance, etc. with their own woke understanding of how things really work... the arrogance of it all just floors me.

      Buuuuuut. Still got a chip on my shoulder about it, apparently. I hope Tim Russ never has to read that crap.

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  16. "Bliss" --

    (1) I like this well enough, but it never quite comes together, does it? It's kind of a cool TOS-style concept, with pretty solid effects. But a lot of it feels like it's just an excuse to have Seven and the Doctor take over the ship. And then they decided to throw Naomi in there, too, for no reason that was apparent to me.

    (2) Hey, that's the ol' Soul Hunter himself, W. Morgan Sheppard, playing the Ahab alien. He's pretty cool, as always.

    (3) I was struck by the music during the scene in which you see the "sleeping" crewmembers experiencing their fantasies. It reminded me a bit of the Nexus music from "Generations," and, sure enough, both scores were written by Dennis McCarthy.

    (4) I kind of like the plot twist of Seven being vulnerable to the creature's telepathic fantasies once she gives it something to work with. But does it really bear any examination that she'd ONLY be able to want not to go to Earth? I'm not sure. Maybe it does; I'm just not sure.

    (5) Meanwhile, the Naomi non-explanation makes even less sense to me. I totally buy the idea that she'd be ambivalent about going to Earth because she's only ever known Voyager as a home; that's actually a pretty strong character detail. But the creature could find nothing to delude her with? NOTHING?!? It's pretty simple, actually: convince her she's being given command of the ship and sent on a mission back to the Delta Quadrant. Boom, creature; solved it for you. As-is, this comes off as a not entirely appropriate rationale for Seven and Naomi to have an adventure. They're really pushing that relationship. It's fine by me, I just see the seams in this instance.

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    1. You write better reviews of these episodes than I do! Good remarks here.

      5) They really do push that relationship. For the most part I'm fine with it, as Naomi's pretty cool. As I've mentioned somewhere, possibly even as a reply here in the comments, I'm not sure, it's kind of weird, though, how her Mom just disappears, though she's not killed/ re-assigned, and she's always hanging out with Neelix and Seven.

      Reminds me of the one TNG episode where the one kid (Jeremy I think his name was but can't recall the name of the episode) loses his Mom and then Troi goes to visit him later and he's just alone in his quarters. What? The kid just lost his Mom and he's just left by himself for like 2 days? This is the future? This is the compassionate Federation/ Starfleet?

      Actually that's not quite like the Naomi/Ensign Wildman situation, but sometimes Trek gets kids / parents/ situations-with-both very wrong. Could be worse, but yeah.

      I agree completely with the lack of imagination you cite on the part of the aliens. It'd be pretty easy, actually, to have come up with any number of delusions to motivate her.

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  17. "Dark Frontier" --

    Meh.

    (1) This one -- these ones? -- doesn't do much for me at all. It actually reminds me more than anything else of the type of thing they might do on "Discovery." It's all high-stakes action and flimsy character dynamics; I totally agree that this doesn't feel like Janeway, and I'm not sure it feels like Seven either.

    (2) Making matters worse, it doesn't feel like the Borg. As much as I like "First Contact," the Queen is not one of the better developments in the Borg mythos. She's great there because Alice Krige is great and because the interactions with Data are fun, but as a concept, does the Queen make any actual sense? Not really. So here, we get a different actress who is fine but is no Alice Krige, and we get Seven who is fine but is no Data. Not in these episodes, at least, she isn't. It all smells like what it was: a ratings ploy with no real oomph to it. None of it is exciting; none of it is impactful; none of it is bad, but is any of it much more than good? Not in my opinion.

    (3) Does the timeline of this -- of Seven's entire story, actually -- make a lick of sense? When, exactly, do the Hansens set out on their journey? The only logical answer is that they do this very, very soon after the events of "Q Who?" as a fact-finding mission. Two scientists would not be the people sent on that mission, but sure, whatever. How old is Annika? 10? That would make Seven how old when we first meet her? 18? 19? I guess I could buy that if I had to, but I'm more inclined to say that this timeline -- and plotline -- makes no actual sense.

    (4) I could have sworn the actress playing Anika's mother was the same actress playing the Borg queen, and in fact I kept thinking I remembered there being a lame plot twist in which she reveals herself to Seven. Well, no, that doesn't happen. I must have been remembering her father showing up. Speaking of which, you cannot tell me that Seven would not have done everything in her power to try to get Janeway to turn right around and rescue him so he could be liberated. The idea is never even broached; she basically seems not to give Shit One that he is there. Weird.

    (5) Hey, didn't the Borg Queen die in "First Contact"? Is this a new one? The old one in a new body after she uploaded her consciousness Cylon-style? This shit don't make no damn sense, either.

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    1. Agreed on all counts.

      Sorry for the lame reply, just yeah, exactly. Nothing makes much sense in this two-parter and it's just not very entertaining or dynamic.

      Regarding the Borg Queen, I have read and overheard many arguments about her over the years. I've never much cared either way. I can see how the idea works, I can see how it contradicts other Borg things. (This is complicated by the Borg being fairly inconsistent themselves.)

      Regardless of the worth of the concept, though, the way they use her in spots is definitely lame/ makes-no-sense-y.

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    2. One thing I intended to mention and forgot to (until now!) -- the score by David Bell does a fantastic job of replicating the mood and sound of the Goldsmith score to "First Contact." So much so that I stayed tuned in through the credits to see if it had been written by Joel Goldsmith, Jerry's son (who provided a few key pieces of that movie's score). Nope. David Bell, who was all over this era of Trek, but whom I had somehow never much noticed until now.

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    3. Oh, and to your points about the Borg and their queen -- I am pretty much on the same page. I honestly feel like the Borg might ought to have been permanently retired after "The Best of Both Worlds." That was never going to be topped; and never was. Although "I Borg" is an admirable attempt; certainly after that, they should have been finished.

      I give "First Contact" a bit of a pass because it was a big old audience-pleasing action movie, and it worked as that. And really, THAT could and should have DEFINITELY been the end. Introduce a silly but well-executed concept like the Queen, your only real choice is to kill her and have that be the Borg series finale.

      But no.

      Granted, "Voyager" got some good mileage out of the concept. Some duds in there, too, such as this one; and the waters were kind of muddy by this point anyways, so my feelings about "Dark Frontier" end up being more of a shrug than a scowl.

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  18. "The Disease" --

    (1) I found myself thinking of Roddenberry frequently during this one. Also, I am sorry to say, of the hypothetical "Voyager" porn parody which could easily have been made from this script with some slight alterations. These are not terribly dissimilar trains of thought; in either one you can kind of imagine that (excellent) scene with Seven at the end resolving somewhat differently.

    (2) Some of the more puritanical aspects of the episode struck me as a bit odd. Why would Harry get all flustered by Seven during the scene where he tells Shmullus what he's done? Maybe if he still had a crush on her, but that's not evident. But he's got to send her otu of the freaking room? Nah. Don't work for me, that bit. I'm also not sure I buy the notion that Janeway would be so quick to break out the Scarlet Letter on Harry. I mean, just a few episodes ago she was sucking face with that one guy. It's a sensible rule (no intimate relations with aliens unless medical screenings happen first) on a starship, but there had been at least fourteen seasons' worth of Trek prior to this that didn't have it. More, actually; forgot DS9. So probably about twenty or so. Twenty! A bit late to break out something like that; it just doesn't work.

    (3) Now, that said, I actually enjoyed this episode. It's not great; a damn sight better than "Dark Frontier," though, so there's that. It's some good ideas in search of a good screenplay. But it's relatively well directed, which always helps. There's a great single shot in which Janeway is blessing Kim out in the briefing room and then they leave and continue the argument on the bridge and then go to her ready room and have it out some more. Shots like that make the ship feel excitingly real; I give that a big thumbs-up.

    (4) I don't think Musetta Vander has much chemistry with Garrett Wang, personally. I rarely think *anyone* has much chemistry with Wang, I am sorry to say. I like him, and I like Harry, but in something like the same way I like Wesley Crusher / Wil Wheaton. Anyways, I felt a little bad for Vander, who is more attractive than all the Voyager men put together. She needed 1966 Shatner to show up and be a sparring partner. What's Harry Kim gonna do with that?!?

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    1. (2) Yeah, I hate when they do that.

      (4) Aw, I still like Harry Kim. I think he's worthier of the parody sobriquet 'Fuck Machine' than Wesley Crusher. (Altho I think only Wil Wheaton refers to him that way, these days.) I think he and Musetta have chemistry enough but like I say up there, the script doesn't give them anything to do with it. Musetta Vander is a beauty for sure - I need to see her in other stuff. I guess she was Sindal in the Mortal Kombat movie? Never saw it, probably won't at this point, but if it's on, I'll definitely watch for Sindal.

      For me the lamest thing about Harry is only that the writers never really let him grow in any different directions. He starts and ends in the same place. A man without an arc. Tom is has similar one-note character bits, but he gets demoted, promoted, married, fathers a child, etc. Harry's still kicking rocks about not being good enough, etc. and an ensign from start to finish. Kind of lame. But, not Garrett Wang's fault, that.

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    2. (4) Vander has done a lot of genre tv work, including the fourth-ever episode of "Buffy," where she plays Xander's hot teacher who is actually a bug lady. That's one of the things I knew I knew her from while (re)watching this "Voyager" episode, but I had to rely on IMDb to tell me for sure. The other is that she was one of the sirens in "O Brother, Where Art Thou?"

      Apparently she also did a B5 during its final season, too.

      She's good in "The Disease." I'm being too hard on old Harry; they do have sufficient chemistry, I guess. Actually, this probably ranks as one of the better episodes for both Kim and Wang. He's great in the scenes where he -- quite reasonably, in my view -- stands up to Janeway.

      Harry reminds me a bit of Geordi in that I don't think the shows ever really figured out how to properly use him. Even Geordi got a promotion at some point, though. Harry still being an ensign by the end of the series is a bit unforgivable.

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  19. "Course: Oblivion" --

    (1) Should have been titled "Course: Oblivion!"

    (2) Hoo-whee! This is a hell of an episode. For me, it walks right up to the line of being too much -- too grim, too much of a downer -- but never quite trips over. And in fact, I think I'd have to say that the bleakness of the outcome makes the journey to get to it all the more resonant. Here's this "ship" full of fake Starfleet officers, for whom the ideals which they hold dear are so important that even once they know who and what they truly are, they will not abandon them. That's beautiful stuff. Having them die completely unacknowledged is a kick in the teeth, but a laudable one, in my opinion.

    (3) This is a Bryan Fuller episode, and what a shame he didn't have this sort of vision when he created the concept for "Discovery." Or maybe he did and it got polluted before hitting the screen. I don't know.

    (4) I like the fact that this Tom is still a lieutenant. I like the fact that Harry is not merely a replica, but a replica of a replica. And he got to become a de facto Captain! Well, if that's what it takes...

    (5) There's a point at which Janeway says "Set a course..." and then there's a pause. In my best Riff Raff imitation, I filled in that pause with a "...for oblivion!" That's the kind of bullshit that happens around this joint.

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    1. (6) Oh...! And thankee-sai for that screencap of B'Elanna. That's a winner, that is.

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    2. (2) Yeah this one's kind of masterful I think, start to finish. I am mildly irritated the script did not mention at least trying to collect (or giving a reason why they would not) the sentient goo floating right in front of the ship that they went to such great and dangerous lengths to collect back in "Demon." But that's about it.

      (5) Ha! Me too. Such things improve life. Semi-related, I also like to look over my shoulder and say to imaginary people behind me when I hear an unexpected noise "You'll have to try harder than that, Blofeld..."

      (6) She sometimes make it easy!

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  20. "The Fight" --

    (1) This is one that I can well imagine being on many a Voyager fan's ten-worst list. And yet, I found it to be fairly enjoyable. There are a lot of ideas in it, some of them ill-advised ones. You've got Voyager trapped in wonky space, Chakotay's previously unglimpsed boxing hobby, Chakotay's relationship with his grandfather, Chakotay's relationship with Boothby, and Chakotay's genetic predisposition toward going nuts. Any of those things could have formed the sole basis for an episode, but here they are, cramming them all together. And in relatively effective manner. I'm guessing the slight whiff of cheesiness probably turns people off; it didn't me, and I found myself wondering why. Your invocation of TOS-style theatrics is likely the explanation.

    (2) Good showcase for Robert Beltran, who plays some notes he hasn't gotten to play before and seems glad for the opportunity. The downside is, Beltran was clearly too fat for anyone to think it was a good idea for him to engage in boxing the customary way, i.e. topless. He's not the first XO of a Starfleet vessel THAT was a problem with by the fifth season. Anyways, I get it, but ... was that shiny purple shirt the best solution?

    (3) "Kid Chaos" IS a creepy lookin' bastard, ain't he? I liked most of the stuff with the aliens. The communication method kind of reminded me of DS9's pilot -- I can't remember enough of "Greatest American Hero" to quite grok that reference, alas. I'd like to watch some of that again one of these days; I loved it as a kid.

    (4) Some of the boxing stuff worked for me; most did not. I get wanting to find reasons to bring Ray Walston back. He's great, as always. But this is a stretch, and that's putting it mildly. And then, too, I don't ever need to see an alien in an Earth-style boxing outfit. I've got the dreadful "Babylon 5" episode "TKO" to scratch that itch for me, and I'd rather it didn't. WE GET IT. You're in space and it's the future and there are aliens. WE KNOW. Sometimes you can maybe ignore that for a while, eh?

    (5) Not too big a fan of Picardo in this one; he and Phillips both go a bit too far over the top in their "alien" guises. And yet, maybe if that had gone farther they'd have had a "Spock's Brain" or something on their hands. You make a good point about the music possibly having been able to nudge them in that direction, but failing to.

    (6) Mulgrew gets a few good moments, especially when she's deciding whether to trust Chakotay toward the end.

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    1. (1) It seems that way to me too, though I agree: I can perceive how people might hate it (same for the Fairhaven episodes, or the Beverly/Ghost-goth episode fro TNG, r "Spcok's Brain" from TOS) and while this does not rise to the ridiculous fun of those last 2 episodes, or even the Fairhaven ones, it's still kind of cool and a memorable episode. I want to clarify, though: I was actually saying a healthy dose of TOS-style theatricality could have improved this episode. Without such a thing, the batshittiness stands out a little too much. Everything could have used some dramatic music cues to match Chakotay's "TRANSMIT!"ness.

      (2) I forgot to mention the fatness. It's got to be so tough to be an actor, especially when you've got a steady gig.

      (3) Still kind of creeped out by my rewatch of this and the Klum connections. Which are not VOY-specific, like I say, but the whole idea of something beyond the realms trying to communicate by triggering synapses of memory and association in my brain, shaped like a human but something not-human. Name that thing "Kid Chaos" (as mentioned Klum's fantasy sports team over his entire fantasy-sports-playing career) and I spent a few moments feeling like "Could it be possible that... nah." But the feeling of uneasiness/ in the presence of the unknown and unknowable never left me.

      Unfortunately none of that stuff is really IN the episode, just a lot of "ka" stuff around the edges left for me to linger on, I guess.

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    2. (1) Oh, yeah, I totally got what you were saying with the TOS-theatricality angle. This really is an episode that could have fit right into that series, isn't it? I can imagine it being great for insane Kirk moments, unhinged Spock moments, sweaty McCoy moments, or even deranged Chekov moments.

      (3) It's not in the episode intentionally, maybe; but there's certainly nothing in it that invalidates reading it that way. The "Kid Chaos" connection really is pretty damn wild. What must the odds against that be?

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  21. "Think Tank" --

    (1) I like this one more than you do. Not by a huge amount; it's one of the lesser episodes of the season by any standard I'd care to use. But I do like most of the ideas and concepts. Very interesting that you had it pegged as a storybook/record idea. I myself kept flashing onto the Bantam and Pocket paperbacks that I grew up reading. Same deal in both cases: those mediums (I know it should be "media," but I can't bear to use that word as a plural) were great for presenting ideas which were beyond the scope of television Trek's budget. So here, we get a collective of aliens that includes a whoppin' big whale-like being swimming around in a tank like a giant Navigator from Lynch's "Dune." Love it! So maybe that inclined me to cut the episode some slack it ought not be cut.

    (2) Jason Alexander doesn't give a bad performance, necessarily; he just looks like George Costanza in goofy alien makeup/garb, so I can't take him seriously. I feel bad for the guy; I'm resistant to the notion of actors being typecast and missing out on roles, so I'm hesitant to even mention that this character reminded me of a Costanzoid or whatever. But there you have it. He did, and it hurt the episode.

    (3) A sobriety-wrecking drinking game could be played around utterances of the phrase "think tank" in this one. One'd be fucked up pretty quick. It's very annoying.

    (4) I enjoy Janeway's efforts to stay one step ahead of the various cretins plaguing her and her ship during this episode.

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    1. (1) Glad to hear this aspect of it struck you the same way. Agreed the concept / aspects of it all are kinda cool. But:

      (2) Yeah I just couldn't hang. I kinda feel bad for him, too, but his performance/ presence definitely kept me from connecting to anything in the episode.

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  22. "Juggernaut" --

    (1) This episode is by no means a slam-dunk for me, but it's alright. This is by far the most interested I've ever been in the Malon, who suck, but at least kind of suck intriguingly here. It helps that the main Malon is played by Ron Canada, who is a solid actor.

    (2) Pretty good B'Elanna episode. I'd criticize the episode for returning to angry-B'Elanna fodder for the first time in a while, but I kind of like the character in that mode, so I didn't mind; it seemed valid, whereas it's probably the episodes where she's calm and collected that are the real problems. Plus, I'd been pissy myself all damn day; and then I get home and find that not one, not two, but FOUR packages supposedly delivered to me today are just *pfft* gone, missing, not where they ought to be. Probably they'll turn up tomorrow, but I got kind of irrationally angry about it for a while and decided to calm myself down by watching some Voyager. And then, this episode happened. Fascinating!

    (3) The scene where Neelix tries to make himself eat his ridiculous anti-theta-radiation goop or whatever is comedic gold. Look, I like Neelix; truly I do, as you know by now. But I rarely find him to actually be funny. I found him to be very funny here. Looked like Robert Beltran might be having a hard time keeping himself from breaking, too; I don't blame him.

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    1. (1) Ron Canada is such a great name.

      (2) Wait, did someone swipe your stuff? That sucks!

      (3) It's true - Neelix warmed me over eventually, but I never had/have any LOL moments with him. This does come close to one, though, and is pretty funny.

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    2. (1) It really is.

      (2) I thought they might've, but it all turned up today.

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  23. "Someone to Watch Over Me" --

    (1) I got the Voyager train runnin' again. Whoop-whoop! Sorry, I won't make that sound again.

    (2) I kind of love this one; I may well be that hypothetical person to whom this episode means more. To me, it all hinges on whether you buy into that moment when you see Shmullus fall for Seven. I totally did. (Well, to the extent I ever buy anything about the Doctor's feelings; I have a hard time truly accepting that he'd have any at all. But I can, and do, squint mentally and just move past that.) And so I found the way the episode played out to be brutally sad -- granted, losing at love is a topic that always hits me viscerally. So seeing poor old Doc get friend-zoned just at what he hopes might be his moment of triumph...? Oof. Been there, Shmullus; several times. Never again! Presumably.

    So anyways, yeah, it all kind of hit me personally.

    (3) I always wonder about things like this: do you suppose having to fake feelings like this on a movie set ever leaves a sort of emotional scar on the actors? Like, is Robert Picardo still haunted by the episode where he almost got Jeri Ryan to fall in love with him? I'm projecting, of course, but you know it's bound to have happened a gajillion times, even if maybe not this particular one. Still...

    (4) The moment where Doc reaches up and kind of sexifies Seven's hair is something else. Jeri Ryan is beautiful under any circumstances, but she becomes an absolute knockout for a while there. And you can feel a jolt of some sort run through her. I'm convinced it's less that it's happening to Seven than that it happened -- probably quite unexpectedly -- to Jeri Ryan herself. Just for a moment, but I think that was a genuine reaction she had. Good stuff.

    (5) The subplot with Neelix and the alien ambassador is alright, I guess; Scott Thompson (unsurprisingly) gets some good moments. Sometimes you feel kind of sorry for Neelix. He had a real shit job this episode.

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    1. (1) Voyager-traaaaaain, y'aaaallll!! "Does this train go to New Vertiform City?" Good, tho, maybe this will jumpstart me finshing s6 and s7. I've had them done for months, just need to clear the decks and type up the notes, put the screencaps in, and sort them. Hopefully sometime before the actual 24th century, they will materialize.

      (2) I'm glad to hear it, sincerely. I felt kind of bad this didn't land with me more. It's well done and moving performances/ subject matter. I am, as ever, a big fan of the way Jeri Ryan and Robert Picardo go about their jobs.

      (3) I'd love to see an in-depth interview with Picardo where he gets asked such questions and went into that kind of stuff. I'd sincerely like to know, or at least hear his perspective.

      (5) I'll never understand any of the "butthead" visuals for go-to alien species in Berman-era Trek. I suppose I should be thankful they were used relatively sparingly. Actually, it's kind of weird: when I think of the big aliens of the Berman Era years, I dislike the visuals of most of them. I thought things were going in the right direction with some of the Xindi, even if I didn't really like the whole Xindi subplot, in ENTERPRISE.

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    2. (1) I will never not love a reference to New Vertiform City. So much of my recent Trekkiedom has been consumed by being enraged by how poorly (from my perspective) the franchise is currently being treated on tv that a reference like that, to something so palpably MY Star Trek, almost gets me a little misty-eyed. Sad, but true. That might well account for my reaction to "Someone to Watch Over Me" in general, actually.

      (2) Don't feel bad. It's by no means a slam-dunk of an episode; you can kind of see the moving parts, and feel the strings being pulled. Speaking objectively, I think I'd have to agree it is a bit of a swing/miss.

      (3) I suspect it's probably very difficult for actors/actresses to discuss those things for fear that they come off sounding unprofessional. It may also be that filming is so unglamorous a process that all such considerations are the first thing to fly out the window. Still, I wonder sometimes.

      (5) I'm sure that as much as anything else, it's a function of saving as much time as possible during production. If you can cut an eight-hour process down to a two-hour process by developing a standard look that can be modified slightly each week, I can see how that would be the road you'd take. Back my angry "Trek should be more realistic!!!" days (ugh), this was one of the things that distanced me from the shows for a while. Now, though, I'll take all the butt-headed aliens you care to throw at me. Not my favorite aspect, exactly, but sure, fine, I'll deal.

      Looking forward to giving Enterprise a second look one of these days, by the way. I might well roll from Voyager into that.

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  24. "11:59" --

    (1) Weirdly, I felt myself at a distance from this one most of the way through. It's not by any means a bad episode, but it just never got its hooks in me, somehow.

    (2) I'll say it so nobody else has to: Kevin Tighe is NOT worthy of Kate Mulgrew. They do indeed have good chemistry, but it's as corny a scenario as scenarios get, and with only about half an hour of runtime to pull it off, I don't think they get there. It's amazing they even made a go at it, probably. But what I found myself wondering was, how's this old guy got the ammunition to put that many kids in someone's belly? Plus, frankly, she's a bit advanced in years to be pumping out that many brats. So how'd any of that work? Adoptions, quite possibly; but in the end, I wondered why they didn't cast someone younger than Tighe. And...

    (3) ...while we're at it, I don't think casting Mulgrew as Shannon worked at all. I see why Mulgrew herself would want to play the role, but subconsciously, I kept seeing Kathryn Janeway, not Shannon; and while I'm sure that was the intent, I just don't know that it was effective. Good performance, though; Mulgrew plays it all flawlessly.

    (4) So I guess the idea is that Janeway herself was never able to find out any info on Shannon from reputable sources, but grew up hearing stories from family members. Is that it? I guess I can buy that, but why should there be so little info? Maybe the idea is that when World War III happens, a lot of information is lost. I'm not sure that tracks, though; humanity seems to know everything else from the past, so why not this? Not a deal-breaker, but definitely a head-scratcher.

    (5) That BSG-photos issue -- I'd chalk that up to the fact that when viewers see a b&w photo in a color film, the eye/brain automatically reads it as "old," which was likely the intended result. I doubt they thought about it any farther than that. Definitely odd, though.

    (6) I really liked the little scene where they were all sitting in Janeway's ready room talking about their ancestors. I found it odd for Chakotay -- the character to whom ancestors have arguably been the most important throughout the series -- to be absent from it, but otherwise, a comfy and pleasant little scene.

    (7) As always, I love it when an episode of Star Trek has no villain.

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    1. (2) and (3) That's a very sound observation and it hadn't occurred to me. And yeah casting two other people might've solved the problem neatly.

      (4) I buy the WW3 angle; in fact, that takes care of it so well it's kind of odd they didn't name that explicitly as the reason.

      (5) Oh I get why they do it, but yeah, odd they never think it through. All it'd take is one person to say "wait a minute... that works for US, but isn't this the 24th century?" It'd be like if the cast of FRIENDS kept referring to their grandparents from the War of 1812.

      (6) and (7) Me too. And yeah, no Chakotay! Although I think by this point in the series he was (according to him) getting sidelined wherever possible. (According to others, it was just normal scheduled-time-off.)

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  25. "Relativity" --

    (1) I like the episode a bit more than you and Bruce McGill a bit less than you, but all in all I pretty much agree: this is nonsense better avoided. I prefer my time travel in Trek to be like [insert metaphor meaning "thing I wish had only happened once or twice per series" here] -- rare. It's just too convoluted, and I'm fairly sure it's what sunk "Enterprise" in some viewers' minds from the outset. (I should know, since I was one of them, and stayed that way until giving the series a second chance years later.)

    (2) That said, there is some fun to be had. I enjoyed the glimpse at Janeway taking over command of the ship; I'm the weirdo who wishes there was somehow a movie about Kirk's week leading up to taking command of the 1701, and a sequel about Picard's. Diddley squat happens in either movie, and I love 'em.

    (3) Also, as usual, Mulgrew and Ryan and terrific. Not much else to say; I wish they hadn't made this episode, but it's kind of fun so I'm inclined to begrudgingly give it a pass.

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    1. (2) What sank ENTERPRISE is a fun game. Was it the theme song? The time travel? The repetition of too many elements from TNG, DS9, and VOY on a show pitched as a new approach? All of these things probably, but like you say, it's too bad as ENTERPRISE has, underneath/ alongside all of that, a lot to offer.

      (2) I don't think it's that weird! Or, I guess I am too. I'd like to see a lot of behind-the-scenes/ untraditional-action Trek stuff.

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  26. "Warhead" --

    (1) I'm a real dummy, man. "The Changeling" never once crossed my mind, even though it's an obvious comparison. Neither did "Darkling," for that matter -- but I did think of "Dreadnought," even though I could not for the life of me remember that that was its title.

    I did, of course, think frequently of "Dark Star."

    (2) I'm pretty much with you on this one overall. It's fine; nothing special, but not bad by any means. I found myself wishing that the role of the bomb had been played by a different actor, and that instead of being a Harry episode this was a Doctor episode. Let the Doc be the one to talk the holo-bomb into a new course of action. Picardo was pretty good as the bomb, though, so I guess it's okay as-is.

    (3) I suppose I should also be glad for a halfway decent Harry Kim episode. It's a little odd that the episode opens with a Tom scene. Shouldn't Harry have gotten that, somehow? Poor guy, just can't catch a full episode. Tom steals the opening, Picardo steals much of the middle and end.

    (4) The alien who beams on board sounded like Will Ferrell's Harry Caray at times, which made me chuckle.

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    1. (2) and (3) Harry really does get screwed over so much in the show that it makes all the scenes where he complains about anything else kind of meta-funny. Poor Harry. The series probably failed most of its cast members, something you couldn't say about, say, TNG.

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    2. It's debatable. I'd argue that TNG failed LeVar Burton and Gates McFadden and Wil Wheaton more often than not; possibly Marina Sirtis as well. But a cast that size is hard to fully serve, I'd imagine.

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    3. I suppose that's true. I thought they did okay as far as giving the secondary cast a variety of pretty good standalone stories, but then I have to remember: while I love "Sub Rosa" and "Remember Me" as Beverly episodes (not to mention the couple she has with Picard) most people hate those. As for Wesley, meh - I can live with that one. Troi, too - they gave her plenty of time on the big stage. That's Picard-time you're taking away! Time we'll never get back!

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    4. Still, what I mainly meant was promotion-and-arc wise. Most of the secondary cast got promotions and chances to grow along the way. Even Wesley (perhaps especially). Whereas things were locked down early and unshakably on VOY.

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    5. Getting back to Harry for a second: it's kind of funny along these lines that his noblest moments on the show take place either in pocket-universe/dimensions/ alternate futures or that wonderful, doomed end to "Course: Oblivion."

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    6. There are people who dislike "Remember Me"? It's not, like, a personal favorite, but I do like it a lot and can still remember seeing it for the first time. That alone means something.

      You make good points about the promotions and arcs. There's zero reason for Harry to not have been promoted well before even the fifth season. For it to never have happened at all is just dumb. Doesn't ruin the series or anything, it's just a head-scratcher.

      Maybe he'll show up as a captain or something in the "Picard" series. (Which, evidently, is its title. Terrible, but I guess it gets the point across.)

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    7. Oh plenty! I never understand it either. I think it's the Traveler and Wesley; some people just have that all under a "lame, bro" umbrella and write it all off.

      I will go to my damn grave defending "Sub Rosa." That's one where I understand some of the objections, but like "Spock's Brain," I'm not persuaded by them.

      Yeah, "Picard" is kind of a crazy title. I've always advocated a Star Trek: Worf show, ironically; somehow I find "Picard" to not work. But, it's a "not work" I can work with, if that makes any sense.

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    8. Sure does. I mean, we're getting Picard back, as played by Patrick Stewart. They could title it "Star Trek: Dinglehopper Fartknockers" and I'd still be in.

      That said, I'm kind of worried it's going to suck. The current producers have made wrong decisions nine times out of ten on "Discovery," so there's really no reason to assume they'll do better here. It'll likely be fun to see Stewart either way, but there's also potential for them to lay another "Nemesis"-shaped egg, this time across ten episodes.

      I kind of like the Traveler. Problem is, they never really did anything with the concept, likely because Wheaton isn't a good enough actor to pull off anything beyond the basic (and sometimes not even that).

      "Sub Rosa" isn't as bad as it's made out to be. Or maybe it is, but in entertaining fashion. It's crazy, and goes for it whole-hog, and I have to respect that. I mean, it's about how Beverly's grandmother spent years availing herself of ghost dick. On a world that's essentially a Planet Scotland theme park.

      I don't want to see that every week, but if you want to give me that once a season or so, yeah, bring it on.

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    9. I'm going to predict that "Picard" will NOT be the awesome coda/epilogue we never knew we needed for the character, which is a damn shame. Why do it otherwise? I fear we'll look back once it's over and be both underwhelmed and with renewed suspicions to the Paramount folks who have blundered so badly. (i.e. this was a desperate gamble to convince shareholders that the franchise was in good shape.)

      But: I sincerely hope I am wrong. God knows "Nemesis" was the wrong note to go on for such a great cast/ characters.

      Old Lady Ghost Sex at the Planet Scotland theme park is a much better way to describe the episode. What's not to love?

      Agreed on the Traveler.

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    10. Two seasons in and I can verify: it suuuuucks. The season-two finale actually has a cameo from Wil Wheaton playing Wil Wheaton forgetting that he is supposed to be playing Wesley "Traveler" Crusher. It's the worst thing you've ever seen.

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  27. "Equinox" --

    (1) Good lord, I remembered *nothing* about this episode. I mean, most "Voyager"s I've seen only once, and that nearly a decade and a half ago, so it kind of makes sense. But I usually get a bit of a tickle in the back of the brain, at minimum. Here? Nada. I wonder if I slept through the whole thing the first time.

    In any case, this is a strong concept for a season finale. Your BSG shoutout is spot-on, and it'd be kind of satisfying to think that this two-parter might have been influenced by the Pegasus episodes on the original BSG, and that they then in turn somehow influenced the Pegasus arc on BSG 2.0. Not out of the realm of possibility, by any means.

    (2) One thing I really like here is that the casting gets close to seeming like these are characters who, under other circumstances, we might have been following for five years. Like, a "Star Trek: Equinox" was happening all along, and we just weren't seeing those episodes. In my mind, that's the only way to go about doing an episode like this, and I think they pulled it off here.

    (3) The bit where the "evil" EMH whacks the Doctor's mobile emitter and takes over happens so fast that it's kind of shocking. I don't think I literally gasped, but I bet it was a close call. Very effective, and totally logical.

    (4) Did BLT have a different hairstyle this episode? A little wavier than normal? Was there also a bit more blush on her cheeks than normal? Nineties tv, man.

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    1. (1) This one enjoys the distinction of being the first VOY episode I ever watched start to finish (minus 5 minutes of making out. Or at least that's how I've remembered it. I'll happily add more hot hookup action to this memory in the year to come. Try and stop me, as Bennett Cerf used to say.)

      (2) I totally hear and agree with this. It's this sort of thing that bugs me when people trash VOY too much. When it's on, it's on in a compelling, subtle way. (Much like "Counterpoint" from this season as well.)

      (3) Agreed as well and (4) 90s tv indeed. That could be the next big nostalgic run for me.

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    2. (1) If you've got to choose between making out and watching "Voyager" I think you take the make-out session every time. I mean, this isn't "Battlestar Galactica," after all...

      (2) I was thinking about this a bit during the episode. What if the Equinox hadn't turned out to be baddies, but actually HAD integrated with the Voyager crew to continue their joint mission back to the Alpha Quadrant? That'd never happen because you're not going to bring four new series regulars on, but in the world where that's not an issue. The Equinox's captain would unquestionably have been made the new first officer, downgrading Chakotay, right? That would have opened up a whole new vein of rich story for Chakotay, who would now be in the position of having to find a new place for himself and prove his worth.

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    3. (2) I like that. It'd be worth an episode where this what-if dimension was explored, preferably by Chakotay. A lost episode of season 7, sort of a "Future Imperfect" or "Second Chances" for VOY.

      We've easily come up with a season's worth of good VOY material just in the comments sections on these blogs. I can only hope someone with access to the Trek writing room is ripping this shit off! Everybody wins if it makes it to the screen. (Not that that should stop anyone from paying us.)

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    4. Is it still too soon to try to bring "show me the money" back?

      What am I asking, of course it is.

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    5. Satan's Robot is not voiced by Tarik Ergin. Tarik wears the suit, but did not voice act the robot. Distinctly, its voice is uncredited. I still suspect the voice is Ethan Phillips.

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    6. Interesting! I was only going from the imdb, which makes no such distinction:

      https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0708860/fullcredits

      but I'll take your word for it.

      This is the sort of occasion that makes me wish that Voyager companion would come back into print so I could get it for a reasonable price.

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