3.03.2018

Star Trek: Voyager (Season Two)


I've had the below in draft mode for awhile, and as I'll be wrapping up season 3 within the next few days, I figured it was high time to finish these least-to-most favorites of Voyager s2. I cribbed most of the plot descriptions from the wiki or the invaluable Trekcore, though I embellished or edited here and there. Let me at 'em!


26.

The crew finds aliens mentally connected to a computer that has created a being that feeds on their fear.

Aka the one where Michael McKean plays the killer clown. That might make a more definitive plot summary. Here is the progression of my notes from the notepad I keep exclusively for my Voyager-ings:

"Sort of a 'Return to Tomorrow' vibe here, maybe 'Wolf in the Fold.' Maybe not.

"Ok, kinda too much now.


"Okay, WTF."

It improves a little when they throw the Doctor into things, but nothing can really overcome the ill-advised full-on foray into wtf-dom. 

Early in the episode, when Tom is hanging out in Harry's quarters, he makes a comment on Voyager being a combat ship, not built for long voyages. This is rather puzzling given the name of the ship, isn't it?

Not to mention the comparatively palatial personal quarters surrounding them.


25.

A transporter accident merges Tuvok and Neelix into a new person, "Tuvix." Janeway must decide whether to allow this new entity to live or redistribute him back into her friends.

Commitment noted, but I mean, come on now. The guest actor (Tom Wright) does a good job with what is basically an impossible role in increasingly absurd circumstances. Like s1's "Cathexis" or "Faces", the implications of the fix to get everything back to normal suggest a sort of magic super-science beyond what the conceit of the series can comfortably accommodate.


"He also possesses Tuvok's irritating sense of intellectual superiority and Neelix's annoying ebullience. I would be very grateful to you if you would assign him some duty - any duty - somewhere else." - The Doctor 

24.

Chakotay encounters a Kazon youth who is on an initiation rite: to earn his name by killing an enemy or be killed in the attempt

Trekcore informs me that "this episode features the first of countless shuttles which Chakotay will lose over the next several months." I'll try and keep track of this, but you'd figure the loss of a single shuttle in the Delta Quadrant would be an irreplaceable tragedy. To learn Chakotay loses several all on his own is great. Someone stop this man from going to the shuttle bay! (I was watching Season 3's "Coda" over lunch today and in the opening he loses control of the shuttle he's piloting and crashes. Still going strong in s3!)



Technically, this isn't a bad episode, just as with the above, rather ill-advised. I'd wager this sort of story never need appear in the Trekverse ever again, yet each series seems to have its own version. Sometimes several. I'm not sure why. I don’t mind Chakotay, here, though, nor the kid, Kar (played by Trek vet Aron Eisenberg.) Mainly, it's just the Kazon, as well as the whole well-trod ground of the plot; set phasers to "Who gives a crap." 

Neelix, of all people, steals the show with his Columbo-esque negotiating at episode's end. I wish they'd played this side of his character up more rather than having him try to start a variety show every episode.

23.

Voyager encounters a Cardassian missile which Torres had reprogrammed for the Maquis, which was apparently drawn into the Delta Quadrant with them. The missile is malfunctioning and has aimed itself at a large civilian population. While Torres attempts to disable her work from within, Janeway plans to blow up Voyager in the missile's path.

I wonder about Janeway's willingness to blow up the ship here, but it's par for the Trek course. Never takes much for them to play the kamikaze card. I wonder what this is all about, actually? The side of Starfleet no one talks about.

Some bullet-points from my notebook:

- For a show set in the Delta Quadrant, there's an awful lot of Alpha Quadrant.

- Torres might out-Tin-Man "Tin Man" here with "Dreadnaught." There's a TNG episode "Tin Man" where the script falls in love with one particular character saying "Tin Man" over and over again. By the fourth or fifth time Torres says something like "Dreadnought doesn't like it" some character might've improved things by saying "Can you knock that the eff off please?" Extra points had it been Tuvok, with just a quick nerve pinch and Torres slumping to the floor, then jump-cut to blowing up Dreadnought in space, roll credits. 



- The name suggested to The Doctor in sick bay ("Greskrendtregk") works.

- When I first covered Voyager here in the blog, I mentioned a couple of the ongoing characters - like Naomi Wildman - but left out a whole bunch, like Naomi Wildman's mom. (Nancy Hower.)

- One of the 8 episodes of Voyager directed by LeVar Burton. 

- And one of the few with more than one countdown. I can't seem to find the right TV Tropes link, but you know what I mean: ship in crisis, technobabble, with either Majel Barrett, Sigourney Weaver, or some Blofeld-flunkie counting down until warp core breach/ shield penetration/ kaboom. Like I say, this is one of the few episodes with not just one but several - nice. The ultimate Trek episode would probably be 40 minutes of simultaneous, multi-sequenced countdowns with nothing but technobabble ("duratonium polyalloy!" yells someone) and Kirk fight scenes in-between, and maybe a senior bridge officer joystick-piloting the ship through some totally-unnavigable asteroid field or nebula. (With cuts of ridged-forehead-rage and someone in a Jefferies tube.)

22.

Paris and Neelix beam down to Planet Hell, search for supplies, bicker, bond over Neelix's jealousy issues with Kes, then care for a baby alien until its mother returns for it. 


I don't recall too much about this one besides being annoyed to discover I'd be spending my lunch hour with Neelix's goddamn jealousy issues. I did grade it, though, which is how I know where to place it in the countdown.


21.

Seska and the Kazon-Nistrim take control of Voyager and maroon its crew on a primitive planet.

I hate reviewing single eps of 2-parters. Double albums are not EPs are not single albums are not concept albums, etc. It's not fair to evaluate these things as single episodes when they're not designed to be single episodes. Except: they are, I guess. I have an easier time evaluating it as a season-ending cliffhanger, though, and as such, "Basics pt. 1" is decent. But two things work against it: (1) The Kazon - I mean, I get that they've been setting this up all season long but just who the hell cares. And (2) Consider the amount of screentime saying “Alpha team, Beta Team,” or "search pattern delta theta" etc. As well as the amount of time the Kazon spend landing Voyager. It reminded me of that old Tek Jansen sketch where he just deploys his landing struts for the whole sketch. 


Anyway, the Kazon. Here we are. Gosh I wonder if the crew'll get Voyager back. Hopefully by means of eradicating the Kazon from the show once and for all. Dare to dream.


20.

Tuvok and Janeway send Paris undercover as a defector, but Neelix's journalistic meddling threatens to blow the scheme.

A few episodes before this one, Paris begins to act out against Chakotay, and it's so jarring and uninteresting that I should have suspected it was a plot of some kind. When the "reveal" happened, I had to throw out 80% of the notes I took for this episode, as they were mainly about how the episodes that feature Tom's "bad boy"ness as a plot point irritate me. (Still true - although there are at least two notable exceptions in later seasons - but the reveal made my irritation less specific to "Investigations.") 


Chakotay is angry to discover not only has he once again failed to suss out a traitor / plot but his inability to do so has actually been anticipated and exploited. Though of course they put it a different way to him. (Manages not to lose a shuttlecraft, though.)

Something from my notes that makes little sense to me in retrospect: If overdubbed with “Somebody Save Me” by Cinderella on loop, this episode would be great, though. Why that song? Why looped? And for the whole episode? I don't remember the whys and wherefores of this joke at all.

19.

Voyager encounters a spatial anomaly which distorts the ship from the inside out. When Janeway comes into contact with it, she is rendered incoherent. Chakotay takes command and must decide whether to follow Torres or Tuvok's conflicting ideas for saving the ship.

This one is kind of a huge mess by the end, where none of the awkward interactions nor the yelling nor B'Elanna's line reads nor the script's curious need to reintroduce the idea of "we may die and I love you" from the ground up actually add up to much. It starts well, though, and the alien mystery aspect of it all certainly comes through. Even if I don't love this episode, the series would have been well-served to make something like it its baseline for conveying Delta-Quadrant-je-ne-sais-quoi: all alien species should be at least this... well, alien, I guess.



18.

Chakotay's away team finds a marking very similar to one used by Chakotay's own tribe. When he experiences flashbacks from his own youth and decides to investigate, he meets an alien who claims that Chakotay's tribe were seeded on Earth by a group of space faring wanderers.

Is Chakotay's Ancient Rubber People heritage used any more often or any more brazenly than Spock’s or Worf’s respective alien heritage? Probably not, but sometimes it feels that way sometimes. And usually if it's a Chakotay-centric episode that involves his heritage, the episode is written by Jeri Taylor, one of the co-creators of the whole series. There is undoubtedly a story here, and I should probably have googled all the interviews with both Robert Beltran and with Jeri Taylor to summarize the pertinent info for you. But! I did not. 


I even picked up her ST:V novels (one of which seems to incorporate the plot of "Tattoo") but was unable to get too far in either. This isn't due to her writing or anything - I have this problem with 99% of all Trek novels. Or the comics. Except the old Gold Key ones. Why is this? God only knows.
For as often as this sort of alien-precedent thing happens in the Trekverse, though, going back to "The Paradise Syndrome" from TOS but also from TNG and elsewhere, everyone always seems so surprised. Does no one ever update the computer banks?

Anyway, this particular application of this particular Trek-trope is a real stretch, both the from-Delta-to-Alpha-Quadrant aspect of it and the continuity of tattoo design over millennia. Neither is a dealbreaker, though - what really skews this episode downward is the last ten minutes. The reunion is so awkwardly handled that it undermines what's added to Chakotay's origin story.

"I don’t have a life – I have a program."

I hear you, Doc.

The Doc’s subplot is fun, as is the reveal that it was all a prank by Kes. Kind of an 80s movie prank, though, i.e. needlessly dangerous. All the better!

17.

When a group of Kazon under Seska's influence lead a raid on Voyager to steal technology, Chakotay steals a shuttle and goes off in pursuit. (Uh-oh.) He is taken captive and tortured by Seska before Voyager rescues him. Seska leaves him a message beacon to inform him that she's impregnated herself with his DNA.

May I just say I’m not huge fan of this kind of space-battle stuff in Trek? So rarely is it handled in what any kind of space battle might actually look like; we almost always get 19th century broadsides in space. I don't mean to fault Voyager for not being the Eick/Moore Battlestar Galactica, and I'm hardly the first person to bring it up, but yeah, sometimes it's like, why even do this? Without Kirk/ Khan, I mean. If you're going to do it, you need Kirk and Khan. Without it, you've just got a lot of "Pattern Omega Three!" non-excitement.


In theory I like the idea of a Kazon-piracy-irritant as a recurring motif. But I just don’t like the Kazon. (Have I mentioned this?) I further don't like silly plot volleyballs like Chakotay's love child with the resistance or whatever. I mean, is this why anyone watches Star Trek? I know they were going for something different (while remaining almost furiously the same) but maybe they should have just filled up the DQ with Borg and made them blast their way through and to hell with it.


16.


Paris attempts to travel in a shuttle at Warp 10 and successfully breaks the barrier (infinite velocity or whatever it is), but then he begins to mutate into an amphibian and his tongue falls out. Though the Doctor devises a treatment, Paris kidnaps Janeway and escapes. She is transformed as well, and they manage to breed offspring before being rescued and changed back to human.


Ewww...

This episode is a solid mix of over-the-top clichés ("When I was a boy, my father told me I was special..." (death gasp) "Tell him I did it! Tell him...") and really wild and gross ideas like Tom and the Captain having mutated alien sex and breeding little alligator babies. The audacity works much better here than it does in "The Thaw." Sometimes Voyager really "goes there."

Good stuff from the Doc in this episode. As per usual.

15.

Kes enters the Ocampan equivalent of going into heat and becomes desperate to have a child. While she tries to decide whether she wants to mate with Neelix, Janeway and Chakotay attempt to fight off the swarm of aliens which triggered Kes' condition and discuss the hazards of crew fraternization.

I like the set-up with Kes entering her Ocampan blood fever inside the ship while outside, the aliens are trying to bang Voyager itself. (Gets a little weird. "Roll over and vent plasma residue." Ewww.) 


One thing, though - okay, so Ocampa don't live long and Kes is not quite 2 yet. But if she and Neelix haven’t been mating (ewww again) this whole time, how exactly are they in a relationship? Perhaps I missed something, but the topic is clumsily explored – as is sometimes the case with Trek and sex.

14.

Voyager encounters an array similar to the one which stranded them in the Delta Quadrant, and discovers long-lived Ocampa living on it. One of them (Gary Graham) teaches Kes to unlock her psychic potential and puts the Caretaker's companion in touch with the ship, but she is bent on destroying it.


Written by Stephen King! Okay not really, but plenty of King-isms, like this psychic child (so to speak) -
and this blood dripping from the rafters (which didn't come across too well in these screencaps, my apologies.)
Or maybe it was written by Chris Claremont.
"Hear me, X-Men - no longer am I the woman you once knew!"


My lame attempts at humor aside, this one was written by Anthony Williams and Brannon Braga. There's little new ground broken here - and perhaps it was a missed opportunity to break some - but nevertheless, I enjoyed it. What was the rationale for keeping this back to the 10th ep of s2, I wonder? Seems like it could have been better placed. I bet the answer lies in the episode's commentary track or season special features.

13

After a Kazon attack, Chakotay proposes that Janeway ally Voyager with one of the Kazon sects for protection. She reluctantly opens negotiations, then makes contact with the Trabe, a historical enemy of the Kazon, now being persecuted by them.

This might have happened straight away with the Kazon and made them a tad less Trek-generic, but Jeri Taylor sketches out the prime directive pretty well. Then again, so what? Is it really compelling drama or philosophy? I suppose the question of what principles you live by when so far from their legal jurisdiction is interesting enough, but I was under the impression Earth folk of the 24th century Trekverse had that particular ethical knot well-untied.

And since when are strategic alliances contrary to Starfleet principles? You know, I don't know why I rated this one as highly as I did. I suppose I didn't hate it, but I'll put an asterisk next to it and when I do the great Voyager re-watch of 2030, I'll revisit this.


At some point someone says "come running like a Calogian dog" or something like that. I meant to keep track of these things but kept missing them and so it went.


12.


Voyager encounters a race of robots who do not have the ability to reproduce themselves. When Janeway refuses to let Torres build a prototype for them, the robots capture her and force her assistance.

Written by TV and combat vet Nicholas Corea and directed by Jonathan Frakes (one of 3 he did for Voyager), this one takes some fun twists and turns. The whole Robot War might've made a more intriguing conflict to get caught up in instead of the Kazon. I know this ship sailed long ago and here I am at a dock that no longer exists shouting irrelevancies at the horizon, but just saying.


Nice visual design throughout - starting with a bit of Robocop and ending with a more Revenge of Buck Rogers look.

11.

Voyager encounters a floating truck in space and finds a number of human abductees from Earth circa 1937, including Amelia Earhart. They learn that the humans overthrew their captors on the planet and have established a civilization which Voyager's crew is invited to join.

Season 2's premiere isn't the greatest episode, but it's the kind of Trek I'll always enjoy. Even if things get a tad overcomplicated with the Briori and their whole backstory. I say this even though their backstory is no more or less complicated than any dozen similar set-ups I could point to in TOS or elsewhere. Still.

They make a big point of landing the ship - which, it occurs to me just now, happens again in the season finale, so nice framing, there - which always makes me roll my eyes, but at least it has a small visual parallel with The Canary.


Amelia Earhart, American spy! Max Allan Collins would be proud.

10.

Stranded with an incurable virus, Janeway and Chakotay begin to make a new life together on a lush planet. Meanwhile, the crew pressures Tuvok to make contact with the Vidiians in the hope that they can cure the senior officers.

It's written by Jeri Taylor so of course it explores the romantic side of Chakotay and how that plays out in his relationship with the Captain. Someone out there has undoubtedly done the legwork on this Taylor/ Chakotay thing and I look forward to reading it! If it's you - or you know where to point me - please let me know in the comments. 

She handles it well.
They're just going to leave all this stuff there, though? Really? Aren't they far enough away from home where every little thing counts?

Other aspects of the episode (such as Harry's brief insurrection) are less convincing. With a few tweaks, this would’ve made a classier season finale than the cliffhanger one. 

"Tuvok never meant to cause you any sorrow..."
Loved seeing Dr. Pal reunited with Schmullus. We haven't got to the episode they meet yet in this countdown, but this was a nice callback to it.

9.
aka
Remo Williams: The Adventure Continues (Without Remo)

Janeway is shot during an away mission and taken in by Caylem, a man who mistakes her for his daughter. While Voyager attempts to negotiate with the aliens for the release from prison of the rest of the away team, Janeway leads a raid on the prison with Caylem's help and frees her crew.

Kind of a sweet little story of paternal grief and loss, with some defining character moments from Janeway. Not much to say about it really, besides that. The story is a tad predictable, but the performances are quite sympathetic. Kind of "a very special episode of Voyager" sort of deal, the kind that would have Ruth's music from "Shore Leave" or Leila's from "This Side of Paradise" playing over most of it if it were TOS.

It's a shame there's no Fred Ward but can't have everything.


8.

Voyager inadvertently frees a member of the Q continuum from confinement within an asteroid, where he was placed to prevent himself from committing suicide. Q appears and Janeway holds a hearing to determine whether or not the other Q will be permitted to remain free and kill himself if he wishes.

I'm probably ranking this one too high. Truth is, I like parts of it - or what parts of it hint at, let's say, without putting into so many words - but overall it might not be the most satisfying story. Partly because the Q themselves aren't the most satisfying in Voyager. This is probably the only one of their appearances that deepens the existing Continuum file (not counting the Civil War triggered by this episode's events in Season 3) but they're one of those omnipotent sideroads of the Trekverse that should have been used more sparingly. They just never click for me in Voyager

Not a deal-breaker, just superfluous. (Riker always seemed like he was just hanging around, with his uniform in the car, ready to be shoehorned into any episode at a moment's notice.)


Kind of interesting to go to the Continuum, I guess, but it's a bit overdone. Can the franchise absorb another examination of capital punishment/ suicide? You betcha'. Can/ should Voyager? Sure. What doesn't work? I don't know, man. Except these stories are as tough to pull off as articulating the POV of someone/thing omnipotent while not actually being omnipotent. Mainly, tho, this conforms to the wonkiest of Trel-trial episodes ("Measure of a Man," "Devil's Due," "Court Martial," "Wolf in the Fold," so many others.) The legality/ selective-reasoning-and-or-tech is always so arbitrary.



7.

Upon entering Bothan space, the crew begins to see hallucinations which turn out to be the work of a renegade Bothan psionic. One by one - except Kes, who proves resistant, and the Doctor - they fall into a catatonic state.

The Bothans are interesting, right? Not sure how much they appear from here on out, or even if they come back at all, but there's potential there. 


I liked this one. It's a good Janeway episode, even if it's Kes who saves the day - quite grossly.

I've a soft spot for these crew-hallucinate-their-inner-fears sort of deals. Funny how often that happens to Starfleet folk, isn't it? Often enough where I'm sure it's specifically covered at the Academy. (Along with "Don't trust Starfleet Admirals.")


6.

On a nearly-destroyed Voyager where he has freedom to move about, the Doctor is told that he is in fact Louis Zimmerman, creator of the Emergency Medical Hologram, and has become trapped in a holodeck simulation he was running. Kes is his wife, and Reginald Barclay his programmer. Eventually the real Chakotay is projected into the simulation to inform the Doctor that it is Voyager's holodeck which is malfunctioning, and the Doctor will be destroyed if he can't stop the program.

Another set-up I enjoy, this Total Recall sort of deal. I like that Chakotay gets the Dr. Edgmar part. I guess that makes the Doctor Quaid and Kes Sharon Stone. Even better. 

First appearance of Barclay in Voyager.
Neelix in Freud Mystery Theater: Thwart the Death Drive!

Some great twists in this one. Although it's something of a cheat for the ship to always have an extra warp core - or be able to replace/ repair one. Not to sound like a broken record, but these missed opportunities add up. Not fatally. Actually, everytime I find myself thinking "here's where Voyager could have actually explored alien space/ took the concept to interesting dramatic terrain" I think what I'm thinking of is the Eick/Moore Battlestar Galactica. Which would not be appropriate in the Berman Trek era, even for a show in the Delta Quadrant. Nevertheless, BSG is almost - in ways I can not articulate at present but maybe over the course of this re-watch - a specific response to specific roads not taken in Voyager.

5.

Harry awakens to find himself in San Francisco, living with his fiancé, never having been assigned to Voyager. A little investigation reveals that a meddling alien took him out of his appropriate time stream, so he struggles to get back with the help of Tom Paris, who in this reality remained a criminal.

After all the Harry-Kim-is-my-best-goddamn-friend shenanigans of s1, the writers scaled it back a little bit in s2. The audience still gets plenty of Harry-Kim time, most notably with this episode. As with the above entries, I'm a sucker for this type of story. Perhaps the show/ franchise went (or still goes) to this everything-you-thought-was-real-is-not well a few too many times, but I'm of the opinion this sort of thing is necessary: anytime you lock up actors into a long-running show/ grueling production schedule, this is the equivalent of giving them time off. 

Two quick things:

- Remember the movie Enemy Mine with Dennis Quaid? There are more recent examples than that (such as episodes of BSG where Adama leafs through old photo albums), but it's a funny thing when shows set in the future (where people fly at warp speed and have replicators and such) have their characters reflect on life back on Earth or their grandparents and suddenly they're looking at black and white photos or talking about farmers. This always cracks me up - not that either wouldn't exist centuries from now or anything, but it seems like the age-differential is just being transposed from a 20th century viewpoint. It's evident in this episode, as well, in some of the reverie.

- I like that the alien (Cosimo) can just take time off work to watch after Harry (and only very loosely at that) and maintain this little pocket universe. Maybe he's just a bored unnamed-ian. "We exist in what you would call a temporal inversion fold in the space-time matrix." Oh! That explains it.

I don't criticize; I like the mystery of Cosimo's species, even if it's all just flimsy cover for a Harry's-dream sort of episode.


4.


An unstable Maquis crewmember murders a Starfleet engineer. When an investigation points to the perpetrator, Tuvok attempts to help him gain control of his emotions via a mind meld, but is caught in the Betazoid's dark thoughts to the extent that he becomes a risk to the crew himself.


Brad Dourif, ladies and gentlemen!

Although it wreaks havoc with established canon (i.e. "insanity is cured" except when it isn't), who cares? Two great performance from Brad Dourif and Tim Russ, and a good, thoughtful script. It's structured a bit like a Law and Order episode before things get weird, which I like; the viewer could be lulled into thinking a whole different episode is going to unfold and then it becomes something genuinely surprising. 

Some fan service. Had I directed this episode, this sequence might have been repeated a few times, Threat Level Midnight style.

I can just hear the mid-80s voiceover guy advertising this one: "To-night on Voyager: Tuvok must mind-meld... with a killer!"


“If people want to take off their clothes and chase one another, well, it certainly couldn’t hurt morale around here.”


3.

While Janeway opens a dialogue with an alien race, Tuvok's shuttle crashes on one of their moons, where he encounters a group of children who have apparently been left as sacrifices to an unseen menace. He tries to protect them, but learns that they are not what they seem.


One of the Tuvok side-adventure episodes. (He even rescues the shuttle! Cut to a pic-I-couldn't-quite-get of Chakotay looking disgruntled.) I love this one - the twist is genuinely surprising, and Tim Russ has good chemistry with the kid actors. It might be a little hokey in spots. So's Star Trek, though, so climb off it.

Not much to say, really - apologies for the dearth of analysis. I don't want to give away the twist. Feel free to do so in the comments, though. Tuvok's Vulcan lullaby is very logical.


2.


Voyager rescues a critically ill Vidiian woman who is given a holographic body by the Doctor while he treats her. They fall in love, but the woman must return to her diseased-ravaged body, and she tries to sabotage the Doctor's work because she thinks death would be preferable to such an existence.

Here's an episode that rests almost entirely on the performance of its guest star (Susan Diol as Denara Pel) and her interaction with the Doctor. It's a complex relationship, and each step of the way, both actors explore a surprising range of emotion. Above and beyond work from both Diol and Picardo. The episode ends on a subtle note, with the Doctor and Denara waltzing, with no easy resolution, just a little more time together. It's the type of ending that trusts the viewer to come to his or her own emotional reconciliation - if any. Very true to life but over the top and theatrical at the same time. I love it.


Well done, Schmullus. (Denara's name for The Doctor.) 

The Paris/ Chakotay subplot, while explained elsewhere, sits uneasily with the Doc main plot. If it wasn't here, I'd probably swap this one with the next one so it would be my favorite. But it is, so while 90% of this episode is perfectly done, there's 10% that annoyingly intrudes.


1.


Voyager encounters a divergence field and splits into two identical ships, one damaged and one not. Janeway must work together with her counterpart from the other Voyager or both ships will be destroyed, if not by the anomaly then by the Vidiians.

Okay, so, maybe we've seen this kind of thing in Trek before. Then again, have we? Infant mortality, major character dies only to be replaced by his (exact) duplicate from another universe? The actions of the ship out of slight phase with its duplicate causing mass destruction? (Okay, that we definitely have.) It's all very Trek-worthy stuff. Most of the Best Voyager Episodes lists out there have it in the top 10 or 15 and deservedly so. 


"In that Kent State experiment, they were able to duplicate normal matter, but when they tried to duplicate antimatter particles, the experiment failed. "
Nice little Search for Spock sequence here.

~
So there we have it. Another season in the can! Season 2 was the last to feature Michael Piller as showrunner, although he and his son continued to contribute script notes for the rest of the series. 

Until next time.

82 comments:

  1. I've only seen most of these once, so my ability to comment on most of them is probably minimal. But a few things stand out, for sure:

    (1) Oh, man, I remember liking "Tuvix" a lot! But, again, I only saw it the once.

    (2) I kind of remember not being at all into the one with the Kazon kid. Probably that's because the kid who played Quark's nephew is in it, and I don't like that guy one little bit (not as a Ferengi, at least -- maybe he's awesome as something else).

    (3) "The ultimate Trek episode would probably be 40 minutes of simultaneous, multi-sequenced countdowns with nothing but technobabble ("duratonium polyalloy!" yells someone) and Kirk fight scenes in-between, and maybe a senior bridge officer joystick-piloting the ship through some totally-unnavigable asteroid field or nebula. (With cuts of ridged-forehead-rage and someone in a Jefferies tube.)" -- The warp core has to be ejected due to Counselor Troi being telepathically assaulted. Data is perplexed by the emotional component.

    (4) I can't help you figure out where the Cinderella joke came from but I did watch the entirety of that video in an effort to try to lend a hand. Only in the eighties, man. But don't get me wrong; I dig it.

    (5) I hear you regarding Trek's space battles. They've only worked a handful of times across however-many hours of programming. There's just nothing visually exciting about the way Trek vehicles are operated; compared to anything in Star Wars, it looks like a bunch of clodhoppers just dinking around. Which is unfair, but hey, that don't make it untrue.

    (6) I want to say that "Threshold" was at one point named THE single worst episode in all of Trek. Which is unfair in any universe where "And the Children Shall Lead" exists.

    (7) I can easily imagine why Neelix would want to pork Kes -- who wouldn't? -- but cannot in any universe imagine why Kes would be into him. Does not compute.

    (8) The Amelia Earheart episode ought to have been pure garbage, but I remember liking that one. I like it when Trek can make those high-concept episodes work.

    (9) " It's a shame there's no Fred Ward but can't have everything." -- To the end of my days (and I know I've typed a version of this very comment before, up to and including the disclaimer about having typed it before), I will be salty about there not having been about six or seven more Remo Williams movies. Never gonna get over that.

    (10) I love "Meld," though I remember nothing about it except for Dourif being awesome. I know that character shwos up again at some point -- is it in the season finale?

    (11) I remember loving "Lifesigns." I really need to watch all these episodes again!

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    1. (1) Technically, me too (only saw it once) so maybe a rewatch will change my mind. I basically default any Neelix ep to bottom of the pile. Ethan Phillips must have dirt on Rick Berman.

      (3) Man, I hope that would literally be the reason given. (Lt. Troi, in temporary command of the bridge (which of course means disaster) "Eject the warp core!" Geordi: "But... why?" Troi: "I've been psionically violated - DO IT!" Enterprise-D explodes.)

      (5) What irks me the most is how 19th century the battles/ tactics normally seem. (Not counting stuff like "the Riker Maneuver"). Like, they probably don't have to be in visual range to attack one another, and warp speed should be involved, etc. Instead we always see the ships materialize right on top of one another, or pass one another like goddamn sailing ships delivering broadsides. It's so incredibly stupid. At one time (TOS) they actually tried to not have explosion-sounds and what not, but ok, that proved too much for people. Still: Trek could/ should aim higher for realistic sci-fi battles in space.

      (6) Oh yeah, it's hardly the worst of the franchise. That's nuts. (Neither's ANYTHING from TOS, FFS. The mere presence of Shatner and Nimoy makes it an impossibility!)

      (7) and (8) - Yep.

      (10) Sort of - he shows up and has a big part in "Basics, pt. 2," so the continuation of the finale.

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    2. (1) Well, that's the kind of bias that I wholly support even when I don't entirely agree with it. So hate away, says I!

      (3) God, what a marvelous idea. If I ever write any more of that silly Star Trek / Dark Tower fanfic, I may use that idea.

      (5) I like where you're going with that. Maybe the mistake is in feeling that it HAS to be visually dynamic. Instead, maybe lean into the non-dynamic aspect of it, find what the actual truth of armed conflict would be in those scenarios, and do THAT. I don't even know what that'd look like, but it could be cool to see 'em try it. Never gonna happen, though.

      (10) Right, I kind of remember that. I liked that two-parter, as I recall! But it may have been only because he was in it.

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  2. 1. The only problem I can think of with Dourif's episode is the obvious fact that we've never seen this crewman until now, after which he is quickly dispatched.

    2. Robots having...(unable to finish sentence due to sudden, onset nausea).

    3. Threshold...Yikes....Just yikes.

    4. For some reason, I also found myself enjoying "The 37s". I think it might be down to Trek having grounded nostalgia in its own past. It was a product of the 60s, and its influences reached farther back into the 30s and 40s.

    It could be that this influence had definitive impact on the franchise's overall approach to the past. If so, I've no complaints. Also, there's Paris's movie collection.

    4. I also didn't mind the Mckean episode either, for some reason. Maybe it's just cause I cut my teeth on Horror fiction growing up, or something.

    5. "Projections" sort of makes me wish Philip K. Dick had the opportunity to write for Trek, at leas once. Then again, no matter how good, I'm pretty sure whatever he came up with would be deemed unusable.

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    1. (1) True. I always rationalize that by just saying the show is from the POV of the senior staff/ bridge officers. (For the most part) So, there will always be crew members we haven't seen.

      (5) Hear hear on PKD writing for Trek! I agree, it might not be a great match, tonally, but who knows... it's too bad we'll never know. Maybe they'll enlist that PKD robot they built to write one. I'd watch it.

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    2. (5) It would have made for a fascinating rejected-screenplay book, if nothing else.

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  3. "Projections" --

    (1) Well, I've begun my season two exploration. Hopefully these comments are not unwelcome! I'm watching in a somewhat odd order. I recently found out that four -- or maybe five -- episodes that were filmed as part of the first season were held over and not broadcast until the second season. Weird! I'm watching them in the production order, and I have to say, this episode does indeed play like exactly what it is: an above-average hour from the thoroughly solid first season.

    (2) This is a real opportunity for Picardo to shine, which he does. I think by now, everyone had figured out that he was apt to be the breakout character from the series, so they're writing with that in mind, and doing so capably.

    (3) But the rest of the cast is put to good use, also, many of them getting to play their normal roles in ways that deviate from the norm juuuuuuust enough that it makes sense. Ethan Phillips, for example; he's playing Neelix, but a slightly sideways version who is (amazingly) even more annoying than normal. But the fact that this is purposeful somehow makes him less annoying to me! Not to you, I'd imagine.

    (4) Always nice to see Barclay. Schultz plays him very nicely, showing that he's come a long way since his TNG days but is still basically the same old sad-sack.

    (5) Just when I think they've forever exhausted their repertoire of holodeck stories, they prove me wrong. This one was written by Brannon Braga, who I continue to view skeptically thanks to his role in "Star Trek: Generations," but he's acquitting himself well in Voyager in that film's aftermath.

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    1. (1) Not at all! I love reading them. This series of posts (hopefully I won't just stall out at the end of s3 and never get back to it) isn't going to have much in-depth analysis of the episodes, just enough to sketch out where they fall in the countdown. So it was always my hope people would discuss the episodes more in the comments. Others seem quiet, but hey! Their loss. Bring on the comments, sir.

      (2) Agreed.

      (3) Nah, I kind of wrote Neelix off and it really doesn't matter what he does or doesn't do in any one episode. He was a mistake. I feel bad for Ethan Phillips, but whatever job he does, my opinion won't be impacted by it. So I just kind of ignore him.

      (4) Agreed.

      (5) I have no explanation for GENERATIONS. How did two writers who routinely do such lovely work elsewhere do THAT? It forever baffles me.

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  4. "Elogium" --

    (1) What a weird episode. One of the great failings of the Berman-era Trek series is their relative inability to deal with sex in a sensible manner. But it's not hard to understand why, I guess; television of that era just wasn't equipped for it. But this episode makes an admirable attempt at it.

    (2) Even better: the moment they begin to realize that it may be necessary to eventually begin having babies in order to keep the ship going long-term. Both Mulgrew and Beltran are really good in those scenes. Battlestar Galactica would later do the same type of scene, and I'm not sure they did it any better than it's done here.

    (3) You know who's great in this episode? Jennifer Lien. That scene where he's just walking around scarfing up food like she's Pac-Man is pretty incredible; it's not easy for an actor to eat that much, especially since you have to consider she may have had to do four, five, six takes. But she does it believably; Kes looks like she really is gone food-mad or something.

    (4) Oh dear God I hope those weren't actual beetles poor Lien had to eat. (This makes me remember that Lien has had all manner of real-life issues in the years since her career ended, seemingly stemming from severe mental-health issues. It's kind of heartbreaking to see her in episodes like this, where she's SO good. Too bad she wasn't able to get whatever help she needed.)

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    1. Those are good points about Lien, and make me a little sad to consider. I don't really know enough about her whole situation to speculate, but yeah, that really is too bad she wasn't able to get the help she needed.

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  5. "Twisted" --

    I think we're on the same page with this one. Good idea, relatively good execution, but kind of amounts to nothing in the end.

    I will springboard off what you said about Delta-quadrant life-forms needing to be this weird. As I've mentioned before, I didn't get to watch the show at all beyond a small handful of random episodes during its initial airing. But I was very enthused by the concept for the very reason you mention: I thought it was a great excuse for the show to do all sorts of weird things on account of it being the other side of the galaxy and all. But every time I'd hear anything about the series, it always sounded as if they were kind of just doing the same old things. And yeah, some of that turns out to be true; more and more as the series progresses, is how I remember it.

    But that said, there is really is a good bit of other-side-of-the-galaxy weirdness during the first season. (I'm counting this as a first-season episode since it was filmed during season one.) Way more than I remembered, actually; and way more than I was aware of during the initial airings, when I was unable to watch.

    Anyways, even though this isn't that great an episode, it's an example of the type of episode I really dig.

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    1. ENTEPRISE s3 had the same problem. Or maybe ENTERPRISE in general. It's a daunting problem, for sure: how do you deliver a familiar return on a successful formula while trying to do new things, etc.? The eternal franchise problem.

      I do wish they'd gone a little more boldly, though, in this regard.

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  6. "The 37's" --

    (1) It bugs me that they spelled the title "37's" instead of "37s." I'm a real stickler for not having that apostrophe.

    (2) I love this episode! Learning that it was filmed as part of the first season, and was intended to be the season finale, I watched it that way -- and it 100% works.

    (3) The Amelia Earhart stuff ought to be ridiculous, and maybe it is for some, but I thought it was pretty great. The acting really sells is, not only Sharon Lawrence (no slouch) as Earhart, but Mulgrew, too. You really feel like Janeway is looking at this daring pioneer in reverence; it means something to her. And as Earhart comes to believe in what has happened, it obviously means something to her for Janeway to have been inspired by her. Good stuff.

    (4) Tackleberry! Holy moly.

    (5) The effects are a little dated by now, but I've got to say, landing the ship on the planet is pretty groovy. That's something you'd never seen on Trek before (and only very rarely since -- is the second-season finale the only other time on any show?), which counts for something just on its own. But what I can't get over is how cool and different it makes those briefing-room scenes, with sunlight pouring in through the windows. Very cool.

    (6) I can't remember if the Briori ever factor into the series again. But it's pretty weird to think about the fact that in Star Trek lore, there is a planet clear across the galaxy filled with humans descended from (among others) Amelia Earhart. That's nuts. In the good way. I can only hope Giant Spock from "The Infinite Vulcan" somehow makes it to the planet one of these days.

    (7) I kind of like the fact that we never visit the wonderful cities these humans have cooked up. It's a cheat, but since the budget really can't accommodate an idea like that, why try?

    (8) It's pretty obvious where the whole will-the-crew-stay-or-go subplot is going, but satisfying nonetheless. And not only does that make for a fine season finale (if it actually had been used in that capacity), but it would have made for a fine series finale if the network had yanked the plug after a single season. Which I'm glad they didn't.

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    1. (5) A rare moment of disagreement with you about landing the ship (I find it so goddamn boring and ridiculous that they make such a ridiculous deal of it in Trek - even if never seen before, it's still just landing a goddamn ship - oh man! Call Space Mike Wallace or Space Ripley - the OTHER Space Ripley, I mean) but you are absolutely right to point out the sunlight pouring in the briefing room. That is certainly worth admiring.

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  7. "Initiations" --

    Set phasers to who-gives-a-crap indeed! But I'm with you; this isn't really a bad episode, just a thoroughly uninspired one. It might have been better if they had somebody other than Aron Eisenberg playing the lil'-Kazon role. Boy do I just not like that guy. He's probably a real mensch, but the fact is, Nog is one of the worst things in all of Star Trek, as far as I'm concerned; so now he shows up on Voyager as well, rubbing his taint all over everything. No thanks.

    I do like that Neelix scene you mention above, though. As is usually the case with episodes I'm not wild about, there'll be a stray moment or two that helps soften the blow.

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    1. Yeah, Nog sucks. All those guys have the visual working against them hardcore. Like you I never watched all of DS9 - I caught most of the last two seasons and most of the first and selected episodes in between. But I felt the same way with practically every alien species on that show; it was like they were just trying to come up with things designed to repel me. Of course, most of them debuted in TNG, but no excuse putting them front and center week-in, week-out, on DS9.

      (And then - this one baffles me - they resurrected the goddamn Changeling "design" for the Sphere Builders in ENTERPRISE! Better than the butthead-Ferengi design or Talaxians but just as wtf-why-this-again-ish.)

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    2. I know I will, so I may as well not complain about it, but ... if I never had to hear the phrase "Hakuchi Moya" (or whatever it is) spoken again in my life, I'd be okay with that. I like Chakotay, but enough with that stuff.

      I watch an entire season of it if it'd get me out of a few Nog episodes, though.

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    3. I take it from your intermittent Nog comments that you're still taking a crack at DS9 as well, eh?

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    4. On a slower timeline. I'm watching it along with Mission Log, so one episode per week, whereas I've been knocking about about four or five Voyagers per week. I didn't feel like waiting the amount of time it would take for the podcast to reach that show, so I'm gonna just mainline that one, and probably dive into an Enterprise rewatch when I finish it. Unless Trek fatigue takes over at some point; that's been known to happen.

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  8. "Non Sequitur" --

    (1) I remember liking this one a lot the first time I saw it, but I was surprisingly "meh" on it this time. There's some good stuff in it, but it kind of collapses into a ball of sci-fi mumbo-jumbo.

    (2) I'm not sure whether to give them props or not for the episode's title, which is itself a non sequitur given the lack of relevance that phrase has for the story.

    (3) Your point about the alien watcher having to hold down a day job while on Harry Kim-minding duty cracks me up.

    (4) Jennifer Gatti, who plays Libby, had previously appeared playing a Klingon in the two-part TNG episode "Birthright."

    (5) One thing I really like about this episode is the fact that Tom, without the experience of being on Voyager, turns back into kind of a piece of shit. The series never does a whole heck of a lot to play with the darker aspects of his character; a bit here and there, as I recall, but not much major. In some ways, that might be considered a flaw, or a betrayal of the character. But it might also argue simply for the idea that life as a proper Starfleet officer results in a sort of moral uplift. This episode kind of verifies that; so it provides ammunition against charges that Tom was unduly softened by arguing that instead, Tom was given room to be the person he always had the potential to be. I like that.

    (6) I also like the fact that Harry never really considers just stranding all of reality in this weird new existence. He instead can't deal with the idea that other people have been negatively impacted; that outweighs the fact that he himself is in a substantially improved position. A very Star Trek way to go about this story. So not a personal favorite episode, but a commendable one nonetheless.

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    1. (2) My take on it is the imaginary life "does not follow," i.e. for both Harry and for Tom, something just feels wrong.

      (3) Right? What a weird species.

      (5) and (6) Agreed! And nicely noted.

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  9. "Parturition" --

    (1) I like this one pretty well. It seems designed to bring an end to the Tom/Neelix/Kes triangle, which is something a few viewers might actually be interested in. I've got to admit, you can kind of see the sparks between Tom and Kes. I enjoyed the fact that all three of them ended up being pretty well able to be adults about it.

    (2) I don't know who was designing those outfits for Kes, but that man/woman was a hero. Incredibly sexy, and not in a stereotypical fashion. (They go that route with Kes's replacement, of course.) But the color design for all of them is really on point, too.

    (3) The puppet dinosaur baby is fairly freaking ridiculous, but everyone commits to it hardcore, and it ends up kind of working thanks to that.

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  10. (1) I want to meet these viewers and mercilessly mock them. I'm an asshole like that. Make better choices, hypothetical viewer! But: I don't to want to spend any more time either in the comments or the blog itself reiterating my distaste for Neelix. It's ground well covered, so I'll stop covering it.

    (2) Indeed! Not quite the Bill Theiss Award, but in the same direction for sure.

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  11. "Persistence of Vision" --

    (1) This one is fun. The telepath baddies are fairly menacing; good thing Deanna Troi wasn't around to get violated, because she most certainly would have been if these cats had been nearby.

    (2) Instead, that role falls kind of to Kes, but also kind of to B'Elanna, who jumps straight into bed with a hallucination version of Chakotay. It's a little bit franker and hotter than Trek usually managed with sexytime scenes, so that gets a thumbs-up.

    (3) I continue to enjoy the occasional ways they are able to put Neelix to unexpected use. He's pretty creepy here, when the fake version is menacing Kes. I wonder if Ethan Phillips was always glad to get to do stuff like that, or if his preference was mainly to make high-pitched voices and wear aprons. I could see it going either way.

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  12. "Tattoo" --

    (1) I dig this one, surprisingly enough. I'd remembered not liking it much, but a revisit proves that not to be the case. I agree that the ending is weak comparatively, but even that, I'm more or less onboard with. I don't have THAT much trouble imagining an alien race which sends a ship -- or, more likely, a whole bunch of them -- out into the cosmos to visit planets where life is evolving. I can imagine the Mormons doing something like this. (As, indeed, they do on "The Expanse." Sort of.) And I found that little scene of the "sky spirit" talking to the ancient Neanderthal-esque guy kind of touching.

    (2) Ditto for Chakotay's whole storyline. I like that origin story for his face tattoo. It represents a thing he never believed in, but he got it to honor the memory of his father, whose philosophies he never had much use for in life. Beltran is good playing all of this; he's got this zen-acceptance thing going on that's a bit different from what you usually see on Trek.

    (3) Is it a rule that first officers in Starfleet have to have father issues to serve on a starship?

    (4) The musical score in one scene sounded just a wee bit like the Nexus music in "Generations," so I checked the credits, and sure enough, this episode and that movie were both scored by Dennis McCarthy. I dislike many things about "Generations," but his music is not one of them; might be the most underrated Trek-movie score of them all.

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    1. (1) If the last 10-15 minutes had been done differently - and maybe a different actor for the main alien - my initial score for this episode would have probably been a "B." But they really blew it, I think, at the end.

      (2) I like what/all you say here, but I just find it hard to believe the tattoo design would remain the same over millennia. There was room to develop that a bit more. That's the sort of detail that ONLY works in a writer's room after several dozen drafts and a deadline is approaching.

      (3) Perhaps! Now that you mention it.

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    2. (1) Yeah, I can see that. It's an ... odd performance. Very arch; almost campy. But I kind of took it almost as if this being was looking at Chakotay with the sort of patient tolerance with which humans look at beloved pets while they are doing something which is pretty dumb but which they clearly think is quite clever. So the archness kind of played for me. But I agree that it probably could have been more effective done differently.

      (2) That is almost certainly true. I put up with so much of that from Star Trek (in its many guises) already, though, that I guess I'm inclined to accept this.

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    3. "That is almost certainly true. I put up with so much of that from Star Trek (in its many guises) already, though, that I guess I'm inclined to accept this."

      You know - you got me thinking. If we're to accept as at least some part of canon that humanoids populate the Trekverse in the numbers they do, allowing for all the improbable things we see, like (it seems to me but what do I know - maybe it IS probably) inter-species mating, or parallel development syndrome, or take your pick, because of some common alien ancestor (the obelisk builders of TOS "Paradise Syndrome" or the changeling-looking folks from TNG "The Chase") then the tattoo continuity is not just par for the course, it strengthens that particular underlying premise.

      Kind of makes you want to see a unifying Trek movie pyramid like the Marvel movies, eh? Starting with V-Ger and ending with the Federation's finally meeting the original progenitors, all franchises having meticulously woven their storylines and mythologies together simply from fidelity to that "humanoid caretaker/ creator" premise.

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    4. This is a big, meaty subject, and one can approach it from a number of different directions. For one thing, it's worth considering the fact that much of this aspect of Trek's mythology evolved out of the sheer necessity of production-related considerations. Why are there so many humanoids on the shows? Well, they're cheaper and easier to do. Why do they all speak English? Universal translator, but also because it's INCREDIBLY easier than it would be to try doing it in some sort of "realistic" manner.

      All of that stuff accumulates over time, and ends up semi-accidentally constructing a worldview. Or a universe-view, I guess. (Or a multiverse-view, I guess even further!)

      The TNG episode "The Chase" took a stab at trying to tie a bunch of these loose ends up. I never have felt like it was wholly successful, but it's got a few interesting ideas, and is ambitious, so I'll give it a lot of credit just for that.

      I felt kind of similarly about "Tattoo," I think.

      As for that unifying-all-Treks movie, I suppose we can hope that's what Quentin Tarantino is writing. I know you're not a fan, and I'm unsure I feel he's a good fit for the material. But I could theoretically imagine him wanting to do some maxi-big high-concept thing like that, with Shatner playing young Kirk via mo-cap and Stewart and Brooks and Mulgrew and Bakula and everyone popping up and it being that one Roddenberry idea where they all find a wall at the end of the universe and it's God's shoulder or something. I doubt it's that.

      But you never know.

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    5. I do hate Tarantino - the guy sucks. (One of these days everyone's eyes will be cleared on that score! I'll be the guy in the background yelling about how now that everybody hates him, I've discovered things I like about him. I guarantee this.) BUT - he may JUST be the guy to save the Kelvin-verse, and I without an ounce of negativity wish them all well/ hope for the best.

      Now, you are totally correct that these things come about through production necessity and errors/ implications aggregate over time. Like the shelf life of any -verse, it can only really hold together for so long without the cracks showing/ need for some concept-caulking. "The Chase" and "The Paradise Syndrome" offer enough of a framework I think to make the humanoid concept work. Just enough to point to. But, like I say, if someone had decided this was going to be the From-V-Ger-to-God's-Shoulder sort of deal of the entire decades-spanning franchise - and pulled it off - it'd be a hell of an achievement.

      I doubt that's what Tarantino is doing, and I don't trust him enough to handle such a thing, quite frankly. But theoretically, it would've made a much better 50th anniversary gift than DISCOVERY.

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    6. I run hot and cold on Tarantino lately. Neither "The Hateful Eight" nor "Django Unchained" did a lot for me. I enjoyed them well enough, but I felt like I could really see the effort on his part coming through at times. His earlier stuff, I mostly love. But I can't quite wrap my head around what his take on Star Trek would be.

      Who knows, though? Maybe it'll rule.

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  13. "Cold Fire" --

    (1) No commentary track on this one, alas, so I can't answer the question about why this episode is so far into the season. I don't think any of the episodes on either the Voyager or DS9 DVDs have commentary tracks. Seems like a missed opportunity.

    (2) This episode is alright. Not a personal favorite, but entertaining (and creepier than is usually the case for Trek). Seems as if Kes was really emerging as a bit of a favorite in the writers' room, based on how much attention she's getting this season. And why not? Jennifer Lien is consistently good with everything she's given to do.

    (3) This is a solid Tuvok episode as well. He's almost killed via having his brain damn near fried inside his head, but he soldiers on with complete and utter lack of judgment or retribution. That's how you write a Vulcan, by golly! And I also liked that it was HIS idea to concoct an anti-Caretaker weapon. It ain't peaceful, but it IS logical; and peace isn't always logical.

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    1. (1) No kidding! There aren't many for the TNG discs, either, I guess, but still, that sure does seem silly. In a world where LITTLE NICKY has TWO commentary tracks, FFS, all Trek-on-DVD/Blu-Ray should come with a commentary track of some kind.

      Come to think of it, my Trek DVDs all had those pop-up text/commentary written by Michael Okuda (if memory serves.) Though not every episode, just select ones you can watch with it. That must have been a real novelty at the time of the DVD release, I guess.

      (2) Agreed - I don't know what the hell my problem was prior to this rewatch. Jennifer Lien is great, and Kes is great.

      (3) There was so much that could have been done with Vulcan and Vulcans in this regard. ENTERPRISE explored it just a tad, but not as compellingly as they could have.

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    2. (1) "The 37's" has one of those pop-up-trivia tracks. It's okay, but not terribly informative. Maybe when and if CBS converts the series to HD they will spring for quality bonus features.

      (3) One of the few things I like in "Discovery" comes during the first couple of episodes, when Michael Burnham seeks Sarek's advice on how Vulcans survived their initial contact with the Klingons. Sarek basically says that their logic told them that the thing to do was to attack first, and gain the respect of the Klingons. Which actually IS fairly logical. The plotline goes downhill rapidly from there, but I did like that bit.

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    3. (3) I'll never understand the "Michael" thing. I've heard it explained (and praised) a dozen different ways. But it just sounds like a bunch of wankers being passive-aggressively wankerish while pretending to be something else. Which is such a hallmark of wankers these days. It's just another little thing to make me really crawl not walk (not run) to see DISCOVERY one of these days.

      But I agree: that's a logical perspective on the Klingons!

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    4. I guess I got to a point where the name didn't bother me much. There's SO MUCH more to be bothered by; the name is not even in the upper echelon of that show's issues.

      I'm still on the fence as to whether I'm even going to bother with the second season. I feel obliged in some ways, but paying $5.99 a month to be aggravated probably isn't all that smart a move. I do like the guy they cast to be Captain Pike, though.

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    5. I hear you, it's not a hill to die on. But it still just sounds like a bunch of wankers being passive-aggressively wankerish while pretending to be something else. Added to the disingenuous "Just wait, this really IS Trek" voter-stupidity comments, it's just another red flag.

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  14. “Maneuvers” --

    This episode has some good stuff in it, but in order to get to it, you have to suffer through a lot of Kazon silliness, even more Seska silliness (the actress is pretty awful here--and the love-child thing is laughable), and a preposterous amount of technobabble.

    But it does have good moments. Chakotay is pretty cool in this one, and I like B’Elanna’s spirited defense of him. And I like Janeway’s frustration with how difficult a set of decisions she’s handed.

    The Kazon suck, though, and there’s just no real getting past that for me. So this episode is a B-, or a two-and-a-half stars. Not bad, just kind of there.

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  15. “Resistance” –

    (1) What a bland title! One of my big problems with this era of the various Treks is that at some point, the default titling convention for episodes became "make it incredibly nondescript." How am I supposed to remember what “Maneuvers” and/or “Resistance” are a year after watching them? (Or, let’s be honest, a week?)

    (2) I love that comment of yours above about the busting-out-the-special-music episodes of TOS. And I can totally see them having had some Voyager equivalent that they used here. I think I might be disappointed they don’t.

    (3) I mean, Joel Grey, right? Was this around the same time he did the Buffy episode? That feels right. He’s great, but he is matched every step of the way – and probably exceeded – by Kate Mulgrew, who is just fantastic. She pretty much always is. (And even though I know I already bitched about this in my comments above, I’m gonna say it again AGAIN – this world, with its lack of “Remo Williams” sequels, is a bitter disappointment.)

    (4) Also great in this one: Tim Russ. This, again, is not necessarily news; but it’s worth repeating, because I’m not sure he gets his due among Trekkies. That’s possibly true of Voyager in general, of course.

    (5) As for this episode, it’s alright. Nothing to throw a party about, but not offensive in any way. That’s the kind of thing that would have caused me to roll my eyes at one point in time, but nowadays I find it more or less acceptable. Like … it’s a swing and arguably a miss, but it’s a miss that (unlike the misses of some Trek shows I could name) doesn’t collapse the entire building, like Jaws at that construction site in Egypt. So as misses go, I’ll take it, happily.

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    1. (1) I agree 1000%. We're criminally far away from "For the World Is Hollow and I Have Touched the Sky!" But this is a weird thing that has become increasingly common over the past few decades. Is it international-audience-minded sort of thing? Like, easier to get across multiple languages? Is that what motivates such decisions? The Kelvinverse Treks have been atrociously named. And the new one will be something stupid for sure. (Star Trek: Infinity or something.) Generic names are an affront to the creativity of all writers everywhere.

      (2) Me too! THAT should be what Bryan Fuller/ people bring from show-to-show rather than "I like to name a female character a traditionally male names. GOTCHA, BIGOTS!" (Just saying! Choices. Focus.)

      (3) Got to agree - they have great chemistry.

      (4) Agreed here, too.

      (5) Yeah it's true, and it's funny: I totally agree. I can see my younger self arguing with me over this. "You can't rate this based on your nostalgia for a REMO WILLIAMS-verse that never existed/ reunion!" And my 43-year-old self saying "Sure I can."

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    2. (1) One of the kudos I will give Discovery is that the episode titles are attempts to be in the vein of the original series. So one is titled "Magic to Make the Sanest Man Go Mad," for instance. Okay, groovy! But then they drop the ball by failing to put the episode titles on screen. Literally every episode of Trek ever had on-screen titles until this series.

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  16. "Prototype" --

    (1) You mention "Buck Rogers," which is appropriate; but it was "Doctor Who" that I kept flashing on during this episode. This is a charmingly cheap look for robots, and it's ... well, it's KIND of shite, is what it is. But it's also appealing, not the least due to the degree to which it is different from anything seen on Trek before then. So kudos to 'em for that.

    (2) Man, you are 100% on the money that this would have been more interesting for the show to explore than the Kazons were. I wonder if that was ever even considered?

    (3) This is a good episode for Roxann Dawson, who I'm finding much more agreeable on this rewatch than I did the first time.

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    1. (3) This is not an anti-Dawson comment (I remain a big fan) but this is interesting: I started off this re-watch remembering B'Elanna and Harry Kim to be highlights, and I've been kind of downgrading my evaluation/score for both as I go along. My memory of either actor/ character is a bit bigger than events have thus far warranted. I agree, tho, this is a good episode for the actress for sure.

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  17. "Death Wish" --

    (1) This isn't a bad episode, but it doesn't really work for me as a complete story. For one thing, I'm not sure I believe the Q Continuum would permit an issue as important as this one allegedly is to be decided by a mortal. Scratch that. I flat out DON'T believe it.

    (2) I also think I'm pretty sure the Continuum itself would be anything but the sterile quasi-wasteland it is depicted as here. That just doesn't match my feelings about who and what the Q are, and what they do, and why they do it. I can kind of get there mentally, but if I do, then I do so by figuring that this is what existence would have been like for the Q for ... well, for damn forever, seems to me. Which MIGHT explain why the Q of TNG does some of the things he does, I guess. So maybe that does kind of work...? Not by much, if so.

    (3) I don't for one second believe a bigger deal would not have been made among the crew of the potential for Q to send them all the way home in the blink of an eye. Janeway should have been drowned in requests by the crew to petition the Q for that service to be provided. Janeway -- a pretty smart cookie -- should have made providing that service a condition of holding the hearing in the first place. I thought I remembered that Q offered to send them home and she denied based on it being too easy, or something. Luckily, that's not the case; but does it seem logical in any way for them not to have asked?!? That's basically what they were planning to do when and if they found that second Caretaker, so for it not to happen here is a bit plot flaw, for me.

    (4) That said, I totally get why they wouldn't. You don't want to wreck the entire concept of the show in one fell swoop. This is why it was almost certainly a mistake for Q to be brought onto this series in the first place. Plus, as did the DS9 episode Q guested on, it kind of violates the specialness of the Picard/Q rivalry. It reeks of "ratings ploy," and has a pointless Riker cameo thrown on top for "good" measure! Bad idea, show; bad idea.

    (5) All of the meta stuff in which Q is ribbing Janeway for being a woman is cringe-worthy. It was probably kind of amusing in 1996; in 2018, it is a rotten egg. The only thing that saves it is De Lancie being good at doing it and Mulgrew being good at being annoyed by it.

    (6) The best part of the episode by far (for me) is Gerritt Graham playing the suicidal Q. He's VERY different from De Lancie, which makes sense. But it's a terrific performance even apart from that. His vocal delivery is this curious combination of sprite and melancholic. Great stuff. Not a great episode, though; maybe not even a good one, but I can't quite write it all the way off.

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    1. Solid review. I agree completely. I didn't even know why I was ranking it as highly as I did when I did it, re-reading my entry above. Everything you say is spot-on, here.

      I think I spend more time writing "I agree completely" to you than I do watching VOYAGER these days. In the timespan that you've watched all these S2 episodes, I've progressed about 20 minutes in the S3 episode I'm stuck on.

      In the same way I'll stop repeating myself about Neelix, though, I'm going to stop bitching about how my VOY rewatch progress has hit such doldrums. Anyway:

      (1) You are absolutely correct. This is in even bigger problem with the Q's later appearances.

      (2) They fumbled here, although I kind of like the way it's depicted. Somewhat. I'd have done it differently, but I can forgive this one.

      (3) Me neither.

      (4) I swear Riker just hung around the lot. "I've got the uniform in the car - I can play this! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?" But yeah, pointless. Also the examples chosen are so random and dumb.

      (5) It's ineffective writing to be sure.

      (6) Well-put.

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    2. (1) I remember being disappointed in the Q episodes the first time around, and it looks like that's going to maintain on the rewatch.

      (2) I'm with you on this. It's unusual and unexpected, which is always a good thing.

      (4) This idea cracks me up. Frakes just sitting around the lot, waiting on one of the producers of DS9 or Voyager to come walking by. "You guys need me this week? I can probably clear my schedule if you do, so just let me know!" (Not that I mind. I'm a big old Riker fan.)

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    3. Oh, and I forgot to mention that I both am and am not a fan of how incredible on-the-nose this episode is in its moralizing to the then-very-hot issue of assisted suicide. Somebody more or less point blank says, "I just don't understand how a culture can support capital punishment but NOT allow its members to choose to end their own lives," and my big regret about this is that everyone doesn't stop and just turn and look directly into the camera for five seconds or so. Because they may as well have.

      But hey, "Let That Be Your Last Battlefield" and all. Trek does this sort of thing from time to time.

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    4. Man do I hate when people say that! Or abortion. It's a false equivalency that drives me crazy. (While we're here.)

      But yeah, I hear you: might have fit right in for this "hey! WE'RE TALKING ABOUT (blank) PEOPLE!" aspect of Trekdom.

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  18. "Alliances" --

    (1) I think I liked this one more than you did. It's by far the most interested I've been in the Kazon so far. The idea that they are who they are because (among other reasons) they were driven to it by a whole race of sneaky-bastard types is pretty satisfying. I don't think it elevates them beyond the also-ran status they occupy in Trek lore, but it helps.

    (2) I dig the way Janeway, Chakotay, and Tuvok are all written and played here. It's not quite the great Kirk/Spock/McCoy triumvirate, but it's pretty cool. On the one side, you've got Janeway, devoted to her principles but willing to at least consider other options; on the other you've got Chakotay, who says yeah sure, but we didn't all sign up for the right to die for those ideals, and our voices deserve to be heard. Tuvok agrees that that is logical, because it kind of IS logical. I can be on everyone's side in that equation, but I love that in the end, Janeway's instincts are entirely correct.

    (3) The leader of the Trabe (Traib?) seems like the kind of guy who would telepathically rape Deanne Troi if he was able to do so. Bland and up to no damn good. It's effective for the episode, though.

    (4) I was also more interested in the Maquis stuff here than is typically the case. It makes perfect sense to me that there would be unrest among them, and that they would not all be able to drink the Starfleet Kool-Aid even if they were willing to try. That being the case, sure, of course some of them might decide to try to join Seska and sell the ship out. That, too, is logical.

    (5) I enjoyed Tuvok's history lesson featuring a verbal cameo from Spock (even if it does involve "The Undiscovered Country").

    (6) Seska sucks. The actress isn't quite charismatic enough to make her plausible as a mastermind, and (apologies to offendable types for saying this, but it's true) not hot enough to make her plausible as a temptress. I liked her first big episode, when she was still part of Voyager's crew; but everything after that has been a dog's breakfast.

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    1. (3) Agreed.

      (4) I think the biggest problem with the Maquis is I just never bought into them as a plausible or interesting aspect of the Trekverse. Personally - I know plenty of others disagree. But the whole Bajor/ Cardassian thing got away from them as a metaphor, and the Maquis just never made sense to me as a 24th century thing. Anyway. This aspect of VOY/ Trek is just never going to land with me.

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      (6) Agreed.

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  19. "Threshold" --

    (1) This is a gross, weird episode. I kind of love it, especially how unflappable Janeway is at the end. If I'm not mistaken, this sometimes pops up on worst-Trek-episodes lists, and I don't get that at all. This is kind of like the Star Trek equivalent of "The Jaunt," and I'm down for that.

    (2) Robert Duncan MacNeill is great in this episode. Can't have been easy to play what he was playing through some of that makeup.

    (3) I found part of my mental computing power dedicated to -- stop me if you've heard this before -- hating "Discovery" during this episode. A big chunk of their first season is dedicated to an idea in which the starship is experimenting with instantaneous starship travel to anywhere. The mycilial network, it's called, and, I shit you not, it involves a giant tardigrade stuck in a closet. This is theoretically kind of a cool idea, except hey, how come they didn't use it on Voyager to get back home? The records on that would still be in the databanks. Oh, wait, yeah, because it's bullshit. And the most interesting thing the do with it over the course of an entire season is to visit the bunk-ass mirror universe. Give me a break. This supposedly-lousy episode of Voyager did twice as much in a fifteen of the time. Get bent "Discovery."

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    1. (3) It's funny. When Harve Bennett was hired to produce the original Trek movies, he went home and watched every episode of the series. Granted that's only a 70 hour commitment or so vs. the 200+ hour commitment it would be nowadays, but still: you'd think this would be the bare minimum / threshold to get the job.

      I get the impression the threshold for working on DISCOVERY, though, was probably listening to SERIAL while reading each other NGT's tweets in the writer's room.

      I don't say this because of what you describe - I'll give someone SOME leeway for not knowing every nook and cranny of the Trekverse - but where are the producers, here? Where are the continuity people? Isn't this a bigtime network deal? No one cares. It inspires zero confidence in me to check out the new show. Or even keep up with the Kelvinverse. Meh.

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  20. "Meld" --

    (1) I really like this one quite a bit. Tim Russ is just fantastic in it. I'm not sure I really buy the whole thing where The Doctor is able to just turn his emotional-suppression unit off like it's a Nintendo, but whatever, I can buy that. I mean, The Doctor is a freaking hologram, so I have already bought in at a high-enough stake to allow me to accept this, too. As such, I take what Tim Russ is doing to be an expression of what ancient Vulcans would have been like, and it's pretty damn compelling. (Say, CBS, you know how McMolo and I are always giving you baller ideas for new Trek shows? How about one set on Vulcan millennia ago before they embraced logic? Boom, twenty million viewers per episode. You're welcome.)

    (2) What can you say about Brad Dourif?He's incredible here. He plays at least three distinct versions of Suder, and they are all interesting, and you can buy them all as the same guy at different stages of wellness. I don't think he's AS great here as he is in the "X-Files" episode he did, but he's awfully good.

    (3) What's with the B-plot in which Paris is running a gambling ring and Chakotay shuts him down? That shit never goes anywhere. It's not bad, and it makes sense to me that after his horrific experience in "Threshold," Paris would kind of have a relapse to his less advanced self; it just feels like this was scooped out of some other episode and dropped into this one because it was a few minutes short. Wouldn't be surprised if that's 100% the case, actually.

    (4) "Lon Suder" is an awfully human name for a Betazoid. (So is Deanna Troi, but she was at least half human.) I wish they had explored his character more; I think there was something there. I know he comes back at least once, but I can't remember if they actually delve into his background at all.

    (5) You're right to comment on the shifting nature of insanity being cured or not in the Trek universe, but I enjoyed the way it was depicted here. This guy is obviously a psychopath, but one who has learned to function in a manner so as to go undetected among the sorts of people for whom insanity mostly does not exist. So he's charismatic in some ways, cold and emotionless in others, accepting of who and what he is, utterly without remorse. But I end of kind of rooting for the guy in the end, because you see that with Tuvok's help, he truly IS capable of suppressing that side of himself. And, what's more, desirous of actually doing so! So the question then becomes, if that genuinely is possible, would punishment ever be the correct thing to do? I don't have an answer; I don't live in a society in which an answer is possible. I guess what I'm saying is that there are times when an episode of Star Trek presents me with a situation that allows me to at least imagine what the gulf between that reality and this one might truly be like. I love it when one of those rolls around. (Granted, this one was 22 freaking years ago, so not exactly fresh out of the oven. But still quite vital in impact, I think.)

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    1. Excellent review, sir, but I must deduct 1000 points for using the word "baller."

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    2. It is a vital step in my plan to rebrand myself so as to appeal to the lucrative youth demographic. Expect me to begin using the phrase "low key" as an exclamation any day now. Yeet!

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  21. "Dreadnought" --

    (1) Several massive buy-ins are required for this episode. You've got to believe (A) that this missile would have plausibly been sent to the Delta Quadrant in the first place; (B) that its mixed-up trajectory would just so happen to have taken it along the same path Voyager is traveling; and (C) that B'Elanna is apparently so good at programming that she's created what amounts to an unbeatable weapon. To be honest, I'm not sure I can hang with any of that. And yet...

    (2) I do, just because the stakes are high and the episode is so well-directed by Burton that the whole thing is tense as hell. I wasn't too bothered by her saying "Dreadnought" a gajillion times, but boy, she really does, doesn't she?

    (3) I'll admit that I do believe Janeway would destroy the ship and sacrifice herself in order to prevent that many deaths. But I'd be curious to know how low she'd have gone before taking that act. She all like, "Two million dead? Can't do it." But the vitiligo-looking alien guy says, "We estimate casualties of 70" and she's all like, "Y'all motherfuckers on your own!"

    (4) Here's another episode where I kind of enjoy the Maquis storyline. The story involves B'Elanna having been really good at her job as a rebel, and that following her into this new life and causing problems she could literally never have foreseen. In other words, it's a story that is a fairly organic outgrowth of the Maquis idea; a little implausible, sure, but still interesting.

    (5) Methinks I detected the beginnings of the B'Elanna/Paris attraction in this episode.

    (6) Is it just me or does Ensign Wildmon look like she could be Joss Whedon's sister? I find her to be attractive, and once the thought that she looks like Joss Whedon popped into my mind, I was very, very unsettled.

    (7) The continuity between episodes is a bit too loose for this to be the likely intent, but Tuvok's decision to stay onboard the ship with Janeway is kind of moving given the events of "Meld."

    (8) Apropos of nothing, except that it just popped into my mind -- boy do I love the opening credits for this show. Never get even a little bit tired of them, or the theme music. Just wonderful on both counts.

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    1. (1) Yeah, you said it. I never quite get there. It's an improvement over LeVar's other VOY episode (so far), the "Matter of Perspective" re-mix.

      (6) ha! Yeah she does i guess, that's funny.

      (8) You ain't kidding. They're glorious.

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  22. "Investigations" --

    (1) I regret to inform you that watching this episode did not help me uncover the reason why your noted that "Somebody Save Me" by Cinderella would have really turned the episode around. But Trek doesn't have enough hair metal, so really, that's its own reason.

    (2) This is an okay episode, in some ways, but as a whole it doesn't really work. For example, I kind of like the Paris-as-double-agent-defector idea ... but I can't help but feel that they gave it short shrift by almost burying it with a Neelix-focused episode. I mean, why do that?

    (3) That said, doggone it, I kind of find the Neelix stuff to be charming. He's a hemorrhoid, but he's just so genuine and dogged that I can't help admiring the weirdo. Ethan Phillips is pretty great here; incredibly annoying at times, but in such precise ways that I applaud his effort.

    (4) I'd be so mad if I were Chakotay that I'd barely be able to contain myself from resigning. I have a hard time believing Janeway would cut him out of the loop like that. I blame Tuvok, who is clearly taking advantage of the fact that Janeway appreciated him staying behind to die with her in "Dreadnought."

    (5) Is this the suckiest Seska has been yet? I think probably so.

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    2. Yeah the Paris-fakes-insubordination-to-set-up-Chakotay thing was kinda bogus. And it was set up poorly over the string of episodes preceding.

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    3. I wonder if it would have played better at the time, back when a week-to-week evolving storyline was still a relatively rare thing. I'll give 'em credit for trying it.

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  23. "Lifesigns" --

    (1) I semi-accidentally watched this one and "Investigations" in the wrong order, so I caught the resolution to the Paris subplot before this episode's intensification of it. It's a yawn, though, so it doesn't much matter.

    (2) I wonder where this would rank among best Trek love stories? I suspect it'd do quite well. As you say, both Picardo and Diol are dynamite. (I was convinced I knew Diol from something other than this, so I looked her up, and sure enough, she plays Al's wife in a couple of episodes of "Quantum Leap," including the finale. Pluse she's the scientist Riker so clearly has the hots for who almost immediately gets killed in "Silicon Avatar" in TNG season five. AND she's the woman with a huge nose in the "Seinfeld" episode "The Nose Job"! Never became a star, but those are some fine episodes.)

    (3) Shmullus! SHMULLUS! Outstanding. I'm going to try to remember that that is how I should refer to this guy.

    (4) Shmullus (probably won't be able to keep this up) refers to his biggest challenge having been curing Neelix of an acute case of the hiccups. Is it weird that I wish we'd gotten to see that episode?

    (5) The Vidiians continue to just gross me right the hell out. Which really plays into what makes this episode so great: the Doctor's genuine lack of care about Danara's "real" appearance. He's a better man than I. I see a Vidiian and all I can do is imagine that they must smell like what I imagine Raymond Andrew Joubert probably smells like. Hurk!

    (6) Is that hologram stopover on "Mars" the first time we see Mars on an episode of Star Trek?

    (7) Shmullus refers to having learned some technique from Leonard McCoy. Is that a "Spock's Brain" reference? The Internet says no, which is a bummer.

    (8) The Internet informs me that the original broadcast used the song "I Only Have Eyes For You" whereas the DVD versions uses "My Prayer" and I wish I hadn't found that out because the original is better.

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    1. (2) Hear, hear. Not a big star, but she has one of those careers where everyone (of a certain age I guess) would know of and envy all of these roles.

      (3) Shmullus Greskrendtregk Beowulf would be his full proper name, I would hope.

      (8) I love both songs, but I hate when that happens.

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  24. "Deadlock" --

    (1) Fantastic episode. I've seen the entirety of Voyager before, but only once, so in many cases I have no real notion of what is going to happen in any given hour. So all the twists and turns in this one worked on me damn near as well as they worked the first time. Gotta like that.

    (2) The second season didn't give Kate Mulgrew quite as many opportunities to shine as the first did, but such an opportunity is definitely given here, and she takes every bit of it.

    (3) Also awesome: Robert Picardo. Ol' Shmullus has numerous great moments in this one.

    (4) You're definitely right that this is a type of episode we've seen done before on Trek. And -- as you probably know -- it's by no means that last time we'll see it. I think this one is a real classic, though; it's maybe not quiiiiiiite as great as "Yesterday's Enterprise," but then again, I might only be saying that out of nostalgic love for the TNG folks.

    (5) So let's see. Now we have two Voyager crewmembers who aren't really the same people who were on the pilot episode (Harry and B'Elanna). And people say this era of Trek never took any chances...?

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    1. (1) Glad to hear you liked this one; as you can see from where it landed, it was a fave.

      (2) I really love that scene where she sees "ghost" Janeway walk across the bridge. The look on her face observing that is great. Scared, thrilled, shocked, remaining calm - all in one glance.

      (4) Yeah, "Y's E" is always going to be the one to beat, I think.

      (5) I love that aspect of this. Our Harry isn't QUITE our Harry. I wonder if that "Non Sequitur" dude is keeping tabs.

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    2. (2) Good point. That's a terrific moment, and one that Trek is (uniquely?) well suited to pull off.

      (5) "Looks like I'm gonna need to get my apron back out!"

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    3. "Vulcan lattes, here I come!"

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  25. "Innocence" --

    (1) I love this one, and part of what's great about it is the INCREDIBLE suck potential inherent in the concept. "The One Where Tuvok Gets Hugged A Lot By Alien Children." Urk! But despite this, it works -- and at a high level, too.

    (2) Agreed about the Vulcan lullaby. Nothing logical about being incapable of making/appreciating music; that tracks for me. Whoever wrote it did a good job with it, and Tim Russ did a great job of performing it.

    (3) I think it's very possible to criticize the episode for the plot twist, on the grounds that it's ridiculous. I myself don't think that; I just have a certain amount of sympathy for those who (theoretically) do. Here's my thing, though: while I do find it kind of hard to believe that a humanoid species would regress in perceived age toward the end of their lives, and find this doubly problematic considering how incredibly human these "kids" are, I don't think that matters in the end. Why? Because the production is done that way to ensure that audience remembers respond emotionally to these kids AS kids. Showing us weird little lizard-people kids or something might help sell the intellectual idea of such a species, but emotionally, it'd fall flat as a pancake. By doing it this way instead, the production is banking on us understanding that at the end of the day, all Star Trek is always about humanity of the here and now.

    (4) ANOTHER great episode of Voyager where there is essentially no villain. I'm going to ask a semi-shocking question: as far as that aspect of Trek goes, are the first two seasons of Voyager the best Trek of all?

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    1. (4) Possibly. It's interesting evaluative criteria and only applicable to Trek, really. I'm not sure how I'd go about it. What episodes have dramatic conflict without an actual villain across each series, etc.

      Glad you liked this one. I agree the suck-potential is high, but in the end, it's very sweet, and good performance from Tim Russ.

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  26. "The Thaw" --

    Hoo-boy, well, okay.

    (1) There are some decent ideas here, but this one is really pretty dreadful. It reminds me a bit of the DS9 episode "Move Along Home," and a bit of TNG's "The Royale" (an episode I personally rather like); it's probably not as bad as the former, though, just because the WTF ideas are executed more admirably. I mean, say what you will, but McKean and all the circus people commit to what they're doing. Why they were asked to do it is mystifying, but that's hardly their fault.

    (2) Kate Mulgrew is kind of terrible in most of this one, but in the so-awful-it's-great kind of way. But it's all worth it for the moment at the end where the holographic representation of her responds to Fear saying "I'm afraid" by evilly whispering "I KNOW." That's pretty boss.

    (3) I totally agree that things spice up as soon as The Doctor infiltrates the system. If I'd written this, I'd have had HIM get decapitated, but it not really kill him or anything. He'd just pick his own head up like the guy in Re-Animator and continue to be snarky about the whole thing.

    (4) I thought the little woman was Zelda Rubinstein from Poltergeist for a minute there, but no, not her. That's Patty Maloney, who played Chewbacca's son Lumpy in the Star Wars Holiday Special. Wow. But she's done plenty of other stuff, too, including Ernest Saves Christmas, The Ice Pirates, Under the Rainbow, Buck Rogers, and Far Out Space Nuts. Bless her heart!

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    1. Bless her heart indeed. We've (me, Evelyn and Lauren) watched the original trilogy, the first Clone Wars cartoons (which I love), and the two Ewoks movies (which they kinda sorta liked but I think even their 5 and 3.5 year old selves appreciated the vast gulf of quality between those and all else we watched) but man, that Holiday Special, forget it. And Evelyn LOVES wookiees, too. AND Boba Fett. Lauren's favorite is Leia, so I skipped ahead to where she sings, and nope. Like, toddler-repellant, every frame of that.

      The Ice Pirates is one I'm always thinking of re-watching. I loved it in 1984 on VHS. But I also loved SPACEHUNTER (which was on the same VCR tape) and my revisit of that was not encouraging.

      Yeah, this episode is wack. I like your idea of the Doctor carrying his head around, though.

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    2. You just KNOW there are people who love the Holiday Special with no sense of irony. They sing the songs to themselves and sometimes think of holidays as "Life Day" and legit wish a Blu-ray version would come out.

      When you refer to the Clone Wars cartoons, do you mean the Tartakovsky ones? Those are excellent.

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    3. Yep the Tartakovsky ones. So good! What the hell was Lucas' beef with those? Who can figure out what Lucas thinks.

      I would truly love to meet a SWHS snob. They'd be fascinating to interview, I bet.

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  27. "Tuvix" --

    (1) You make a great point about how the science in this one is so advanced that it kind of can't fit within the Star Trek conceit. I don't disagree, but I might argue that the ship had long since sailed on that score, probably the first time the transporter was ever used. If not that, the holodeck, and if not THAT then certainly The Doctor himself. I often think of the science as being macguffins that enable the philosophical debate of the week, and that's definitely what this is. Since the debate intrigues me, I can roll with it.

    (2) I knew I knew Tom Wright from something, and it is to my great shame that I had to use IMDb to find out that it was (among others things) "Creepshow 2." He was the hitchhiker! The thanks-for-the-ride-lady guy! Sheesh. Demerits for me all around on that. Anyways, he's pretty good here. He doesn't really channel either Tim Russ or Ethan Phillips for me, which is probably a good thing. The episode relies on him seeming like a wholly different and new person, and I think Wright accomplishes that. He's kind of annoying, too, though; and even that might work in the episode's favor.

    (3) I mean, Janeway just straight-up murders poor Tuvix, doesn't she? I'm not sure I believe she would have. Or maybe what I mean is that I'm not sure I believe the episode convinces me of the idea that she would have. You know who does? Kate Mulgrew, in the final moments. She walks out of the sickbay, obviously on the verge of being overcome by the weight of what she's done. She stops ... her face hardens ... and, resolved to accept her own decision, she walks on. It reminds me -- and is not notably less great than -- of the awesome moment right at the end of "Balance of Terror" when Kirk walks out of the chapel, dejected and depressed, only to find his confidence and his stride again. Because what else can he do? It's the job. Same here.

    (4) I wish I had some sense of whether either Tuvok or Neelix remembered being Tuvix. The implication I took is that they do, but I'm not sure it makes any sense that they would. If they did, one of them -- preferably Tuvok -- ought to have thanked Janeway. But maybe that would have lessened the horrible guilt she is clearly feeling, so on second thought, scratch that idea.

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    1. (2) Demerits for me, too. This episode makes kind of an interesting juxtaposition to the actor's better known performance.

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  28. "Resolutions" --

    (1) Purple Tuvok is pretty rad.

    (2) I dig this episode, more or less beginning to end. I wish the Vidiian thing had been resolved differently -- there was no actual need on the episode's behalf for a battle to break out, the same story could have been accomplished by just having them do what they said they were going to do. But an action show gotta be an action show, I guess.

    (2) Shmullus returns! It was weirdly touching when Denara said his name.

    (3) I don't think I agree that the Harry Kim, Quasi-Mutineer subplot doesn't work that well. I think it works just fine. Part of the reason I say that is that it's a little surprising for it to come from Harry instead of from Tom. After all, Tom likely feels he has been rehabilitated by Janeway, so there's a sort of personal debt there. Same goes for B'Elanna (who has the added impulse of her connection to Chakotay). But to some degree, Janeway is almost a replacement mother for Harry; plus, after all, he's already lost HIS Janeway. None of that is dealt with, but I think it's there if you want to see it. Anyways, Garret Wang is great in this one.

    (4) Hey, wait a minute. Chakotay. Does this motherfucker only have one name?!? I guess this is acceptable, but how in the blue blazes am I only now realizing it? I befuddle me sometimes. Anyways, Robert Beltran is great in this one. Chakotay feels more like a character in this episode than in most others, and that little speech he gives about (more or less) subsuming himself to Janeway's needs ... well, I'm not sure I actually see that in many of the foregoing episodes, but I believe it within THIS episode.

    (5) I tend to assume that the little monkey critter had some sort of 2001 moment after Janeway and Chakotay left, and took some implement from their camp into battle with him, thereafter propelling himself into a simian emperorhood of some sort. But that'll be a problem for some other Federation starship millennia hence.

    (6) I wonder if some Janeway fans objected to the way she was depicted here. If so, I'm not one of them; I thought this was a pretty great Janeway episode. Mulgrew has been dropping little grace notes throughout the series that show Janeway to be very different away from command. And yet, no less determined a person. I think everything that happens here is logical, and I think Mulgrew ties it all together very nicely. A no-nonsense, go-get-em attitude all the way through. But one that is relieved of the burden of command. I dig it.

    (7) I shudder to think of the fanfic related to this episode that must be out there. And I'd be very disappointed if somebody hadn't rewritten it to be a Kirk/Spock. And a Data/Yar. And a freakin' Kira/Odo, probably. Well, why not? It's kind of hot, to be honest.

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    1. (3) I like what you write here, and I agree with your characterization of the situation. But I don't think Wang QUITE pulls it off, for my money. I still love me some Harry Kim, though.

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    2. (4) and (6) Oh, and I agree here, completely.

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  29. "Basics, Part I" --

    (1) I want to love this episode. I am motivated to love this episode. And in some ways I kind of do love this episode. But every bit of the Kazon stuff makes it so hard for me. Boy, does Seska suck. Have I mentioned that I think Seska sucks? Because I do think that, and the faster they can get rid of her the better. My memory tells me that isn't long in the coming, but she's put a bit of a pall on an otherwise excellent season.

    (2) The Chakotay's-baby thing is about as silly a thing as any Star Trek series has ever done. But I'll be damned if the writers and Robert Beltran didn't get within spitting distance of making me believe that this ship would -- and should! -- risk itself so as to go save a hypothetical baby that, if it even exists at all, shares literally nothing with Chakotay except some DNA. But his vision of his father saying that the baby is an innocent who is, despite all other considerations, a part of their tribe...? That's kind of compelling for me. And while I end up feeling that it is still a fundamentally silly plotline, I can at least kind of buy into it here.

    (3) All the Suder stuff works for me. I love that shot where Neelix comes into his quarters and he's just sitting there in the dark, obviously doing horrid things within his own mind. And yet there obviously is a way in which he can still serve as a functional member of this small society. What a bunch of socialists! Bless 'em.

    (4) While I've seen the entirety of Voyager before, I cannot remember much of anything about how the second part of this resolves the story. On the one hand, I wish I had a better memory; but on the other hand, it makes a rewatch like this one even more satisfying, because it's almost like seeing it all for the first time.

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    1. (2) Yeah I hear that. The vision made sense and lent a contrived plot point a good character moment/ sense-for-Trek.

      (4) I'm having the same experience with this rewatch. Although there are some episodes I either don't remember at all or missed before.

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