GENTLEMEN!
Thinking of a career in Starfleet? It could be the BEST MOVE you ever make!
Ask yourself:
Do you like to travel?
Is yours a refined and discriminating intellect?
Do you have an abiding interest in US Presidential history?
Do you yearn to visit exotic locales?
Meet colorful natives?
Do you have a passion for meaningful dialogue with alien lifeforms?
Willing to have strange alien sex when duty demands it?
Are you resilient to torture?
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| Lee Meriwether?? |
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| BALOK??? |
Then, GOOD NEWS!!
You can do all of these things AND MORE if you join Starfleet today!
Battle Earth-obsessed gods!
Fight space racism!
Hang out with these guys!
Meet your duplicate!
BUT WAIT...!
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| Think you were meant for something more than this? |
Starfleet also affords outstanding COMMAND OPPORTUNITIES for qualified candidates.
Are you practiced in the art of diplomacy?
Are you willing to topple any alien government that doesn't live up to your personal standard?
Outwit computers on a daily basis?
And when that fails...
Think you're ready to handle the most sophisticated technology ever created by Man?
Do you know how to deal with underlings?
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| Do you have a marked distaste for BLAH-BLAH-BLAH? |
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| DO YOU WANT TO LIVE??? |
ENLIST TODAY!!
And LADIES:
DON'T BE LEFT BEHIND!
Do you like soft-light close-ups, wigs, mini-skirts, go-go boots, and skintight catsuits?
THEN THAT'S ALL IT TAKES - SIGN UP TODAY!!
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Nice! And an unexpected change of pace.
ReplyDeleteDo they have senior citizen executive positions open? Take us away.
ReplyDeleteThe Janeway tag at the end clinches it. Also, "Willing to have strange alien sex when duty demands it?" I nearly did a spit-take on that one.
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